[We have tried to minimize the distorted content and contaminants in the text and images as much as possible; most of the information is harmless, but a small portion remains, and reading it may lead to a reduction in Sanity Value or transient auditory and visual hallucinations, with adverse effects disappearing within a few hours to a dozen hours. Should you feel severe discomfort while reading, please stop immediately and contact us.]
[The decrease in Sanity Value caused by the newspaper information is the True Sanity Value, which is irrecoverable. However, do not worry, this decrease is very slow and usually only slightly perceptible after reading more than 100 newspapers.]
The first things that caught his eye were two straightforward advisories.
