Cross threw the rock golem to Die Wu and said "Absorb it when we get back." Die Wu held the golem like a doll and smiled happily. Lu Mingxuan and Luo Ning looked at her jealously, Die Wu sneered in their direction before sitting next to Cross and leaning her head on his shoulder.
Lu Mingxuan and Luo Ning bit their lips and Luo Ning sat on Cross' other side, Lu Mingxuan sat directly on his lap and Cross sighed saying "Yare Yare." Bai Shishi and the rest were stunned before looking at the arena.
Long Chen put the guy who beat Bai Shishi into a karmic fire soul sin burning chain. It did exactly what it said and burned the sins of the soul with Karmic fire, the more sins the more pain. It was a torture method.
A pretty damn good one too!
Cross looked up and put Lu Mingxuan to the side as he flashed away, standing on the barrier, looking up at the Lord of the Corpse Sect, who said "Release him or I'll-" Cross cut him off saying "Or you'll what? You old fuck, come and get some. A damn gravedigger like you... If I don't kill you, you're my grandpa."
The Lord of the Corpse Sect almost coughed up blood and shouted in anger "You-" Cross sneered "You? You what? I'm too handsome? Well compared to someone who looks like a raisin, I guess the disparity is too great." he shook his head and said kindly "Listen, old man. Go home, wash your face, maybe you can dig up a wife on your next adventure."
The crowd started laughing and the Lord of the Corpse Sect spat out a mouthful of blood. Cross backed away a few steps and shouted "Gross! I'm afraid my wife will leave me if you get your filthy blood on me." he retched and the Old man was infuriated.
Cross waved a fist at the old man saying "You gonna do something or not?!" the Lord of the Corpse Sect looked around at all the people looking at him, Bai Shishi's mother was glaring at him, the Huayan Company old man was looking at him as well.
Long Chen suddenly said "Wait, were still missing one more person." the void tore open and above the body of the fat man another fat man appeared! Two fat men! This wasn't good. Cross said in shock "Aiyo! A fat one dies, a fat one comes for revenge? Is the Blood Clown Circus full of fat people?"
Everybody sucked in a cold breath of air and Cross added "No.. It can't be. Fat people aren't funny, how can they be clowns?" the fat man felt his eyes twitch and Long Chen laughed as he said "Fat man, you finally arrived. Seems like you don't remember me though. What a pity."
The fat man was naturally, Enpuda. The owner of the Blood Killing Hall! Enpuda said "How can I remember every ant I see?" Cross laughed and said "That's true. I don't even know the fat kid's name." Enpuda glared at him and said "Where is my disciple?"
Cross sneered and said "Wouldn't you like to know, fat boy? Guess. If you guess right I promise I will confirm it." Enpuda was shaking in anger and Long Chen sneered "Just a fat boy, I can't believe everybody is so scared of this fat ass..."
Cross laughed and added "Right, I guess Brahma feeds his puppies too much. Look at him, every breath he takes, his fat jiggles. Ugh so gross. You must not be a very good killer, fuck I can see you coming from a mile away! If you stand above me, the entire world will turn to night!"
Enpuda was getting angrier by the second and Cross shook his head saying "What's the point of living? You can't even reach your dick, let alone see it. How do you have sex? You would just crush the girl under you, not to mention she'll have to lift up the fat just to get to it..."
He snapped his fingers and said "Oi! I want to ask you something. I read somewhere that the fatter you are, the more likely you'll have a micro-penis. Is that true? Do you have a micro-penis?" the spectators choked back their laughter and Enpuda's eyes were completely red, Long Chen burst out laughing and said "Big Brother how is he supposed to answer this question? He can't even see it, how can he know?"
Cross burst out laughing and said "The Owner of the Blood Killing Hall has a micro-penis! Hhahahahahaha!" he wheezed and said "Not that I look, it turns out the fat kid had one as well! HAHAHAHAH!"
Enpuda took a deep breath and said "Give me my disciple or you and Lingxiao Academy will suffer." Cross sneered and said "What was that Fatty? I couldn't hear you over your heavy breathing." Enpuda said darkly "Hand him over, or I will start a war with Lingxiao Academy."
Cross looked at Long Chen and said "Is this guy retarded?" Long Chen sighed and said "It appears so." Cross turned back to Enpuda and said "I said speak up, you fat fuck." Enpuda said angrily "You and all the disciples will die, do you want that?"
Cross chuckled and crackled his knuckles as he said "Tough words coming from a fatty like you. Little Wu, come here." Die Wu appeared in front of the audience and drew loud gasps of shock. She floated over with the little rock golem in her hands.
Cross held the rock golem and said "This is what's left of you disciple. Die Wu, absorb it now." Enpuda shouted "You dare!" Cross boomed "There isn't a thing in this world I don't dare do! Pat your ass and leave before I tear the fat off your fucking skin! World King? Ptui! Your father has strong enough teeth!"
Everyone drew in a cold breath of air and Enpuda shot his hand forward, but Long Chen threw a feather in the middle, forcing Enpuda back. Someone shouted "Colorful Crane True Feather!" Enpuda snarled "Long Chen.... Cross.... You will pay! All of those under the Brahma God will kill Long Chen and Cross, Lingxiao Academy, none of them will live!"
His voice traveled in between heaven and earth, it was a direct killing order! Enpuda sneered and disappeared, Cross sent Die Wu back saying "Keep it for now, we'll breakthrough when you go back." Die Wu smiled sweetly and floated back as everyone looked at the Lingxiao Academy students.
Bai Shishi's mother snorted and stood up, but long Chen shouted "Who dares make a move? Daddy Third will destroy them today! Unless you kill me, there will be no place for you in the 9 Heavens and 10 Hells!"
The Lord of the Corpse Sect attacked Long Chen after the Corpse kiddo burned to ashes. Bai Shishi's mother gathered all the students, bar Cross and Long Chen and ordered them to get ready to fight.
Several dozen people rushed after Long Chen and Cross. Enpuda hated them both to the core, if they could offer him their heads they would rise to the Heavens in a single step! All the People were in the Divine Flame State.
Cross chuckled and took out the Guandao, spinning it in his hands with a cruel smile as they came. Long Chen was flying through the crowd with the saber in his right hand and the feather in his left.
Bai Shishi and the rest were killing people who were coming after them. Luna, Jasmine, Feng Xue'er, and Jie Yuan were killing people left and right with their own methods. The Kids were doing the same and Ying'er was holding Yuanyuan and slaughtering people with her strings.
Cross grinned and swung his Guandao out, heads flew into the air as Cross dived into the group beheading people left and right, blood splattered all over him but he seemed to get more excited as he continued, getting faster and faster. He was like a lawnmower, cleaning the grass in front of him.
Suddenly, Divine Lord started attacking him.
Cross chuckled and said "Aiya! You skipped the 4 Extremes Realm~ HAHAHAHA!" as he charged forward and swept the Guandao out, chopping at the Divine Lords coming at him. He cut a few in two and took a few attacks, making him spit out blood. He chuckled and ignored the blood as he killed wildly, anybody who got in his way was shredded to pieces.
He didn't make a single Qi move, truthfully he couldn't or he would explode. He could only use it for a split second or he would pop like a balloon, but against these guys it wasn't necessary. Cross chopped people and stole their storage rings in the process, making an incredible amount of wealth.
Most of these people were Sect masters of small sects. Divine Lord Realm was pretty strong in some people's eyes but to Cross they were like vegetables. As for the 4 extremes Realm, forget about it, a single slap would finish a group of them.
Cross looked like a blood man as he stood on top of the barrier, covered in blood that was mostly others'. Long Chen cleaned up a group of Immortal Kings by suppressing their strength to the Divine Flame Realm with the arena.
Suddenly, Long Chen summoned his divine ring and an old man appeared, spitting out blood. It was a Blood Killing Hall Killer! The old man crushed a jade token and a portal appeared, thousands of killers rushed out.
Long Chen and Cross grinned and immediately took action, slaughtering fools. Cross chopped at the void all around him and groups of killers fell dead out of nothing. Their blood ran up into the portal and Long Chen shouted "Bro! They're here to die!"
Cross looked at the portal with narrowed eyes before saying "Then let's get that fat tub of shit over here faster, yeah? I'm excited to see how much fat I can tear off before I die! Hhahaha" with a wild and unrestrained laugh he started killing the assassins even faster.
Long Chen suddenly grinned and destroyed the assassins before looking over and trembling in anger. The Silver Moon City Lord was attacking Bai Shishi and the rest. Big mistake. Flower Pupils appeared in Long Chen's eyes as all the assassins exploded into blood mist and Long Chen disappeared.
Cross looked over and roared, all the assassins exploded as well and Cross flew over to the Feiyun City Lord, who was blocking Bai Shishi's mother, but more importantly his family. Cross thrusted the Guandao at the city lord's head.
The man dodged and Cross spun in the air and kicked him in the face, sending him flying into the portal and exploding into blood mist. Cross stood in front of the Lingxiao Disciples and sneered "Come on! I'm ready for the next life! Who's gonna send me there?!"
Long Chen killed the Silver Moon City Lord and brought the Group with the rest. Die Wu, Luo Ning, and Lu Mingxuan appeared next to Luna, Jasmine, Feng Xue'er, and Jie Yuan and a strange silence came between them.
Cross and Long Chen stood side by side, looking at the portal. Cross giggled and said "My blood is boiling in excitement~" Long Chen chuckled and wore an eyepatch on his face, since he overused the Flower Pupils and damaged his eye, becoming a one eyed Dragon. He said "50 Crystals says he's fatter in person."
The Lingxiao Disciples were stunned, looking at the two's backs they felt that they were as tall as mountains. What did it mean to not fear Heaven and Earth? What was a man?! This was definitely it!
A fat man came out of the portal and revealed himself.
Cross shouted "Fatty~ Come and fight your father for 300 rounds!" Enpuda looked over and trembled in rage, he was a World King damn it! When has he been ridiculed by an ant like existence?!
Cross couldn't care less what sort of existence he was, he was sure of one thing. If he was to die today, he would surely take a big chunk of fat along with him to Hell. Cross spun the Guandao and Enpuda sneered "An ant like you wants to fight me?"
Cross chuckled before bursting into crazy laughter as he crouched on the ground and said "This ant is going to bite you today!" before springing up from the ground with a wild expression, shooting straight towards Enpuda.
Cross grinned and cocked the Guandao back, holding it like a Javelin. The Guandao trembled and erupted into black flames as the veins on Cross' right arm bulged, he threw the Guandao with all his strength right at Enpuda.
The Guandao turned invisible in the air and broke the sound barrier, cracking the sky as it appeared right in front of Enpuda's face. Enpuda's eyes widened and he blocked with his hand. The Guandao touched his hand and the entire thing exploded.
Cross threw up a mouthful of blood and fell from the sky with a grin. The dust cleared and Enpuda's hand was mutilated while his expression was savage. He fired a palm at Cross and shouted "Die!" Cross sighed and said "What a shame. I wanted it to explode in your face..."
The palm was blocked and a loud voice sounded "Dear Enpuda, when was it your turn to punish the students of Lingxiao Academy?" Cross chuckled and said "The beast lives another day~" before getting caught by Bai Shishi's mother and saying "Aiyo! Caught by a beauty! What a day!"
Bai Shishi's mother laughed and threw him behind her. Cross spun in the air and was caught again, he looked and saw Luna and the rest caught him. He smiled widely and said "How handsome?" Luna smiled and said "Very handsome. Maybe a bit too handsome. Maybe so handsome that you collected another 3 women?"
Cross coughed and said "This... I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a righteous man. Where would I go and collect women? I'm a good person with justice flowing in his bones!" Luna giggled and said "Right. Good person, justice in his bones... Maybe we should check?"
Cross started to sweat and said "My sweet angel! Did you change your hair style! Wow so beautiful!" as he jumped away from the fire currently raging in his backyard. Luna giggled and shook her head, Cross looked at her and sighed. He grabbed her hand and whispered in her ear.
Luna had an unreadable expression and Cross hugged her as he continued whispering. Luna buried her face in his chest and hid her head entirely. He held her and stroked her hair before letting go as she tapped him.
She face was just the same as before but her eyes were a bit red before they returned to normal. Cross sighed and said nothing.
A while of bickering, Enpuda left with a bad face and the Huayan Company announced the the Finals were happening. Long Chen and Cross played Rock, paper, scissors, and Long Chen won, so he became the champion.
Everyone was numb, the champion was decided by rock, paper, scissors... Huayan Company announced Long Chen as the Winner and also that everyone who attacked Long Chen today was banned from the Huayan Company indefinitely, as well as their clans or sects.
Terrible news for them because the Huayan Company was the First trading company in the Immortal World, they were honest and never cheated anybody. Basically those clans were fucked.
A while later
They returned to the residence and Cross was sitting in a room with 8 girls. Ying'er was standing behind him doing her maid duties while Luna, Jasmine, Feng Xue'er, Jie Yuan, Lu Mingxuan, Luo Ning, and Die Wu were sitting at a long table.
Noticeably Luna, Jasmine, Feng Xue'er, and Jie Yuan were sitting on one side, while Die Wu, Luo Ning, and Lu Mingxuan were on the other side. Cross was sitting at the head of the table with his arms crossed and his eyes closed. He was covered in bandages from the neck down.
Luna looked at the girls and said "So, you have two choices. Fuck off or die."
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