I'm angry today.
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Cross appeared in a valley and looked at Long Chen on the ground in a giant crater. This guy... He just does punishments whenever? He flashed to the ground and picked up Long Chen before flashing away.
A ton of people showed up just as Cross left and looked around to find nothing. They were confused. Too bad for them, they'll never know the secrets of the Infinity Gems.
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AHEM
Anyway!
Cross brought Long Chen back to his residence and left him in a bed after washing him clean with a bubble of water. After which, Cross made a hammock outside and laid down in it, quickly falling asleep.
A few days later
Long Chen woke up and recovered to around 80% of his strength. He looked around and didn't recognize the environment. Cross walked in and yawned "You're up. Now get out of my cave, I missed 3 days of Dual Cultivation because of you." Long Chen chuckled and said in an old man voice "Youngsters should exercise restraint to not deplete their Yang Qi."
Cross kicked him in the ass and growled "My Yang Qi is just fine, thank you!" Long Chen dodged and ran out of the cave, laughing. Cross grumbled and blurred, before the 4 girls were in his arms completely confused.
Cross chuckled and said "You won't escape this time!" the girls jumped and scrambled to flee but they were caught and stripped.
A while later
Cross came out and lit a cigarette, feeling amazing. Luna stood next to him and leaned her head on his shoulder as she said "Someone's happy~" Cross kissed her and smiled "It's because I have all my little fairies with me." Luna felt sweet in her heart, the other 3 came out and smiled sweetly at his words.
Cross scooped them all into a hug and said with a sigh "If you all weren't with me, maybe I would never smile again." the girls smiled softly and Cross let them go saying "I know you're busy. Go cultivate. I love you." he kissed each of the girls before smiling as they left with sweet smiles.
He fed them the Divine Flame energy that was left over in addition to his own 'Energy' during their Dual Cultivation session. They all jumped up to the 2nd level of the Divine Flame Realm and they were more stable than ever! Their necklaces had the function to change to their preferred weapons as well as Cauldrons for alchemy, Zithers, etc.
Cross was extremely proud of himself for creating the Prayer Bead Necklace. It was like a Divine Item! It could do absolutely everything! Plus it had the best Artifact Spirit in the world. He sighed to himself, he was just so amazing.
While Cross was in his narcissistic thoughts, Long Chen came over and said "Wanna go see the opening of the Luo Legion?" Cross blinked and said "Do you think there will be Chu people there?" Long Chen chuckled and nodded, Cross smiled and said "Then why even ask? Let's go!"
They were about to leave, when Yuanyuan ran out of the cave shouting "Daddy! Daddy! Wait for Yuanyuan!" Cross scooped her up and poked her nose saying "Where's Ying'er?" Yuanyuan snorted and said "She's sleeping. Yuanyuan got sleeping powder from Big brother!"
Cross felt his mouth twitch and he looked in the residence to see that Ying'er was indeed sleeping, very peacefully actually. He shook his head and moved Yuanyuan to his shoulders before walking off with Long Chen.
Ying'er was the only one without a necklace or bracelet. Cross thought of giving her one but he forgot about it a while ago, it hadn't even crossed his mind since then.
They went to a teleportation formation with Mu Qingyun, the others gave them disdainful looks. Yuanyuan asked "Daddy, why are those uncles and aunts looking at us like that?" Cross said "Because they can only see through their noses. It's a very bad disease, if you leave Daddy it's highly likely that you will get the disease. That's why Yuanyuan has to stay with daddy forever, okay?"
Long Chen, Mu Qingyun, and the rest looked at Cross speechlessly, this kind of brainwashing of his own kid... Is he so lonely? Yuanyuan nodded seriously saying "En. Yuanyuan doesn't want eyes in her nose. It's very ugly." the disciples who heard them almost spit out blood, it's not a disease, okay?!
Long Chen asked Mu Qingyun "Who's first in the Academy?" Mu Qingyun and the rest turned to Long Chen and looked at him weirdly. Li Cai said "Lord Third, you didn't even look?" Long Chen shook his head and Mu Qingyun answered "The first and second are the most beautiful woman and man in the Academy. The first woman is Bai Shishi, according to Luo Bing, this woman's beauty is like an angel from heaven! No matter how beautiful a woman is she will be ashamed of herself in front of Bai Shishi. Not only is she beautiful, but invincible in the same rank and has never been defeated! Moreover, even skipping levels, nobody has taken more than 10 moves from her."
Mu Qingyun paused for a second before adding "Oh right, she's also the Granddaughter of the Dean." Long Chen and Cross had their mouths open wide, Long Chen said "What the fuck! One halo after the other, beauty, talent, and status. Is she the daughter of heaven as well?"
Cross said "Invincible?" he muttered to himself "I wonder if she can catch my punches..." the rest jumped and said quickly "Lord Fifth, please don't!" Cross was startled and said "Eh?" Beanpole said "I believe Lord Fifth is invincible in my heart, but if you beat up the Dean's granddaughter, wouldn't the Dean come after you?" he looked up and said "Yuanyuan thinks so too, right?"
Yuanyuan nodded and said "Daddy's the best." Cross forgot about Bai Shishi and smiled, kissing Yuanyuan's calves as he said "My Yuanyuan is best best cotton padded jacket I could've ever asked for!" the rest let out a breath of relief, if you can't convince Lord Fifth, Yuanyuan is number 2.
Li Cai gave Beanpole a big thumbs up and Beanpole grinned, patting his chest to say 'Flattery is my strongest talent!' Mu Qingyun ignored them and said "Bai Shishi created the Tiannu League, but only woman are allowed in. All the woman in it and strong and beautiful."
Lily, Amelia, Hong'er, Pandora, and Artemis snorted, Cross looked at them and smiled as he thought 'More beautiful than my babies? Impossible. They're just a bunch of vixens.' The girls smiled happily at Cross.
Mu Qingyun said "Third brother, you don't know. Bai Shishi is extremely arrogant and doesn't pay attention to any man. The rest of the Tiannu League is like this as well." Long Chen and Cross both said in unison "Arrogant, huh?" but their tones were completely different. Long Chen's was more interest and Cross' was just cruel.
Long Chen asked "The second person?" Mu Qingyun replied "His name is Xu Changchuan. He's very handsome and is known as the most handsome man in the Academy." everybody looked at Cross, who pursed his lips and doubt. Mu Qingyun said "Well... Actually I haven't seen him so this is just what other people are saying..."
Cross said "I don't believe he's more handsome than me anyway. If he is, I'll just beat his face in." Long Chen laughed and the disciples gave Cross a big thumbs up, so tyrannical! They continued to talk before coming to a high mountain.
Long Chen and the rest saw Luo Bing and Luo Ning, the girls had smiles on their faces as Long Chen and the group walked over but their faces turned cold as someone else showed up.
If you didn't know who it was, get your brain checked because the Gigolo was back!
Luo Qingyang appeared with his Luo League, he said angrily "Bing'er, don't make trouble. If we split our Luo League, Chu Yang will take advantage of it! For an outsider, you're foregoing the safety of our family?! Can you be more mature?" he deliberately ignored Long Chen and only looking at Luo Bing.
Cross spat out a mouthful of wine and started laughing, coincidentally the wine sprayed all over Luo Qingyang's face. Luo Bing shouted angrily "You actually have the balls to tell me to be more mature?! You're narrow-minded and only think about yourself! Today is the day of my Luo Legion's founding, I don't want to argue with a moron like you. If you want to fight, please leave. If you don't want to fight, still leave. You're disgusting me."
Luo Qingyang was enraged, he glared at Cross, but didn't dare to do anything. Cross just sneered and a man next to Luo Qingyang said "Younger Martial Sister Bing'er, I know your temper, but I believe you are not unaware of Elder Martial Brother Qingyang's feelings for you. Now's not the time to talk about private children affairs. You can't ignore the safety of the family because of a small matter. It's too childish."
Cross looked at Long Chen and said "These Luo fellows, are they all retarded?" Long Chen sighed and shrugged, Cross shook his head and said "Honestly, it's no wonder they're getting dominated by the Chu clan." he reached into a crack and pulled out some popcorn before having a handful, and waving the barrel in front of Long Chen's face.
Luo Bing retorted "Qifeng, you have known me for so many years. When did I become a capricious woman? I created the Luo Legion for the sake of the family. Understand if you can, if not, I couldn't careless."
Luo Qingyang roared "Just for him!? A white face is worth betraying the Luo Family!?" Cross shook his head and said "This guy went to war, lost all his soldiers and his wife at the same time." Long Chen choked on a piece of popcorn and looked at Cross while chuckling.
Luo Qifeng apologized saying "In fact, we're not here to smash your gate-" Luo Qingyang cut him off saying "What rubbish. I'm ordering you with the Elder Token of the Luo family, all of the Luo Legion must belong to the Luo League." as he took out a purple token.
Long Chen said "What a move, let's see if it works out for him." Cross replied "I don't think it will, Jim." sure enough, Luo Bing sneered and took out another token, the Luo Clan disciples all drew sharp breaths of air. A disciple said "The master token!"
Cross looked at the disciple, he wasn't even wearing Luo Clan clothes! He fell into someone's arms and held their shoulder as he shed tears saying "Don't forget about my sacrifice..." the person held his body as it turned to ashes, he looked up and cried "He was so young! WHY, GOD! WHY?!"
Cross shook his head and saluted the man in his heart, what a brave guy.
Luo Qingyang said in disbelief "How could it be!" Luo Ning sneered "You can feel it, yeah?! Believe it!" Luo Qingyang's face was ugly.
Suddenly!
Chu Yang came with a group of people, he was clapping as he said "What a show! Dog biting Dog! I came here with a small gift." the disciples behind him brought a coffin out. Cross' bracelet turned into a pitch black scythe with a red string at the bottom and 6 different colored beads on the string.
He spun it in his hands as he said "You even brought your own coffin! What a surprise!" Chu Yang took a step back in fear as he said "You can't do anything to me anymore! I-I have protection!" A barrier appeared around his and the rest of the disciples' bodies.
Cross scratched his stubbled with the blade of the scythe as he said "Oh? A barrier huh?" he blurred and the barrier cracked. Cross appeared in front of Chu Yang and said "Hmmm... It is strong, but it only activates for deadly attacks..."
He grabbed the coffin and opened it before slapping Chu Yang in the face. Several teeth fell out and Chu Yang splashed into the shit and piss that was in the coffin. Cross slammed it shut and threw a chain around the coffin, locking it with a lock before waving his hand and saying "Imperio!"
The rest of the disciples became dazed and Cross patted the coffin saying "Bring this to the Tiannu League, tell the ladies it's a gift of love to Bai Shishi from Chu Yang and the entire Chu clan." the disciples picked up the coffin and walked away like robots.
Cross laughed and spun his scythe in his hand, liking the weapon more and more. It was much more intimidating.
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