HAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS MUST BE FUCKING JOKING. The Pokémon with Women fic is ahead of us... WOW anyway on to the chap I guess.
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Cross was nudged awake and killing intent exploded, suffocating everyone. He opened his eyes and saw Beanpole gasping for air, everything disappeared and Cross said "Aiyo! Why did you wake me up?" Beanpole took in deep breath and said "Lord Fifth, Master Yunyang wants to know how you tried us."
Cross yawned and looked at Long Chen, who scratched his stubble while yawning. Cross said "Very simple. I beat the shit out of them everyday." everyone choked on their saliva and Long Chen chuckled saying "They have been pushed to life and death everyday for a month, fighting to survive. If they didn't improve they would die."
The Audience was stunned and Zhong Ling said "But you made the weak beat the strong! How did you do that?!" Cross sneered and said "What a joke. Weak beating the strong, this doesn't exist." a Teacher said coldly "What nonsense! Watch what you teach your students!"
Cross sneered at him saying "Idiot. What's weak to you? Someone with lower cultivation? Are you an idiot? I can kill you with a slap and my cultivation is lower than yours. Tell me, am I weak or strong?" the teacher swallowed his words and didn't say anything.
Long Chen shook his head and said "Weak defeating the strong means he's not weak, and the strong isn't strong. The reason you don't understand is because you have never faced a bloody battle in your lives. If it wasn't for Yunyang asking, why would I bother wasting air talking to you?"
A Teacher sneered "As if you've experienced this." Cross got angry and said "You there, trash can. I've killed more people than you've ever seen, do you believe it?!" the teacher sneered "There's hundreds of millions of students here, what nonsense are you speaking?"
Cross sneered "I've killed Realms of people. Billions! Flattened Gods and exterminated clans, who the fuck do you think you are? Sitting in your teacher chair like a king but you have never faced a struggle in your entire life! Can you even comprehend how many lives are billions of people? Entire worlds have fallen at my feet! Who are you? I send you to meet them if you want."
His expression was vicious and he raised his hand as a terrifying aura surged, he was really going to slap this guy into hell. The Teacher paled and started to sweat, Yunyang sighed and Cross sneered at the Teacher saying "Let Lucifer know I sent you, clown." before slapping his palm out a black beam obliterated the Teacher's entire existence.
Cross sat back in his chair comfortably and Long Chen chuckled as he said "The weak defeating the strong isn't based on power. It's based on targeting weak points, from what I heard, Li Cai defeated Zhong Chengshang because he dared to kill him. How could someone who's never fought to the death fearlessly fight back?"
He shrugged and shook his head adding "Attack the opponent's weak points, if you can't win, find a piece of tofu and kill yourself with it." everybody was still shocked from the teacher who disappeared into nothingness, but Yunyang clapped happily saying "Excellent words, Teacher Long! I haven't heard such a good speech for a long time! The most difficult thing is that Teacher Long's experience comes from practice while the rest of us are from paper, it makes your words even more sonorous and powerful!"
Yunyang sighed and said "Truly wonderful! Both of you, you managed to change a group of wastes to a group of blood soaked geniuses, I even suspect they haven't shown all their strength!" Cross smirked and said "You're pretty sharp, old man. I think you still got it, wanna come for a class? If you can't slaughter the enemy in all 4 directions, I'll kill myself."
His words rippled through the crowd as they shook in shock! Who says that?! To a Heavenly Master no less!
Yunyang, however, laughed before shaking his head with regret "Unfortunately, this Yunyang isn't suitable for war anymore." he was truly regretful, after all, who didn't want to be a hero among people? Cross just smiled and said nothing, age wasn't a problem but Yunyang's mind was set. Even if he forced the old man now, nothing would work.
Yunyang smiled and said "You two are both allowed to Teach from today onwards. Also, the Shinto Sutra Pavilion is open to you, only the first three floors for the time being. Congratulations!" Cross walked over to Yunyang and whispered something in his ear, getting a nod from Yunyang as they both left.
Long Chen was flooded with disciples asking to be in his class, and if he would teach with 'Lord Fifth'. Long Chen didn't know if Cross would Teach with him, this... doesn't seem to be his decision did it?
Cross was standing with Yunyang and said seriously "Old man, I gotta ask you for a favor." Yunyang nodded and said "What is it?" Cross said "My family... 9 girls and 1 boy, can they become disciples or no?" Yunyang laughed and said "Just this? I thought it was something serious! Of course they can, you're a teacher. Your family can become disciples at any time, they can even live with you."
Cross let out a breath and said "That's good, because the entrance test was a bunch of bullshit. None of them would've passed, if I didn't copy of Long Chen I would be shoveling shit with that fatty in the Worker area." as he waved and a crack opened, Jasmine, Luna, Feng Xue'er, Jie Yuan, Lily, Amelia, Hong'er, Artemis, Zephyr, Pandora, and Yuanyuan came out.
Yunyang felt his lips twitch as he said "You're really something else... Did you just tell me you cheated on the Alchemy exam?" Cross chuckled and said cheekily "I'm a teacher now, you can't punish me! Hahaha" Yunyang shook his head and looked at the group.
He was inwardly shocked, Cross was definitely the strongest person here, but the rest weren't slouches either! He estimated that the older women could become teachers easily and the kids could destroy the Shinto List! He really picked up a treasure this time! The Headmaster will be thrilled.
Lily crossed her arms and said "Where the fuck are we, old man?!" Cross smacked her head and said "Call me old man again." Lily spat out her tongue and hid behind Jasmine, who smiled softly. Zephyr said "Dad, what are we doing here?"
Cross smiled and said "Well, you're going to all become disciples of Lingxiao Academy..." he paused and rubbed his head saying "Don't make me look bad, please." Pandora said "How could we-" Cross said "No chasing older women, no beating up random people, no blackmail, no extortion, no collecting protection fees,..." he went on and on and the kids' faces turned green.
Yunyang was watching by the side and his facial features twitched with each word... No protection fees... Where they all hooligans?! Cross looked at the girls and narrowed his eyes as he said "Absolutely no boyfriends."
The girls pouted and Yuanyuan said "I won't get a boyfriend, daddy!" before sneering at the others, the girls gave her the finger and snorted. Cross rubbed his forehead and said "Hong'er, you can't eat every sword you see. Amelia.. Try and make some friends, okay? Pandora, if I see you acting pitiful for benefits, I will give you a spank. Lily... just try not to destroy anything."
They said "What about Artemis?!" Cross patted Artemis' head saying "She's a good girl, she doesn't need to be told." Artemis smiled sweetly and glared at the rest, making a throat cut motion. The girls snorted and Zephyr was looking at the women walking around.
Cross turned to Yunyang and smiled "If you can do this for me, old man. I'll owe you a favor." Yunyang waved his hand and said "Even if you didn't want them here I would take them! They're very good seeds! Come with me, I'll get your name plates ready." Cross watched his family go and said "When you're done come to the house! En, don't go anywhere else! If your not back soon, punishment by family rules!"
The group urged Yunyang to hurry up, family rule punishment was the worst! Yunyang laughed and showed them around. Cross watched them go until they disappeared, he sighed and Yuanyuan said "Don't worry, daddy! Mommy won't leave you!" Cross felt his mouth twitch as he said "Thanks kid..."
A while later
Long Chen walked out with Mu Qingyun and saw Cross staring into the distance with Yuanyuan on his head. A large group of disciples wanted to ask for classes from him but they didn't dare to walk up, what if he slapped them into the underworld? They they could only cry in hell!
Long Chen said "Not very friendly, eh?" Cross came back to reality and said "Eh? These kids have no courage. Though I guess it's better than you, look at all the 'Worshipping' gazes." he smirked at the end and Long Chen shook his head.
Cross chuckled and didn't speak any longer, Mu Qingyun said "What are you waiting her for, Fifth Brother?" Cross smiled and said "My family... Oh there they are." Lily ran over and said "Hah! I was first! Fucking losers!" the rest showed up and Luna smiled saying "This is a very interesting place."
Jie Yuan looked around in disgust saying "The stares are getting annoying." Jasmine teased "What can you do? They're jealous of your beauty." Feng Xue'er giggled saying "As if you weren't getting looked at? I think I saw someone drooling." Jasmine replied "One guy walked right into a door, looking at you!"
Long Chen said "This is your family?" Cross smiled and said "Yup, these are my 4 wives; Luna, Jasmine, Feng Xue'er, and Jie Yuan, and these are my kids; Zephyr, Pandora, Lily, Amelia, Artemis, Hong'er, and Yuanyuan." Long Chen smiled and said "Nice you meet you all." Cross said "Quickly greet your uncle before I break your legs."
The kids bowed saying "Uncle Long!" Long Chen laughed and said "No need to be so formal, I'm Long Chen." Luna, Jasmine, Feng Xue'er, and Jie Yuan smiled and said "Nice to meet you." Long Chen said "Unfortunately, I don't have any gifts at the moment. I will prepare something for next time."
Lily was the first to show her true colors "Stingy Uncle..." the rest relaxed and Lily looked over at a guy before shouting "What the fuck are you looking at!? Do you want me to break you legs?!" the guy scrambled and ran away.
Long Chen laughed and said "Just like you, eh?" Cross chuckled and smacked Lily in the back of the head as he said "Stop acting like a hooligan." Amelia said softly "She already beat someone up for money..." Lily seethed "You bitch!" Amelia stuck her tongue out and hid behind Cross with watery eyes.
Zephyr grabbed Mu Qingyun's hands and said "This beautiful fairy! What is your name!" Mu Qingyun looked awkward and Cross kicked him away saying "She's 30 something." Zephyr lost interest and looked around, Mu Qingyun was stunned and Cross sighed "Anyway, this is my family. All my kids are brats."
Long Chen said "They don't feel like brats." Cross smirked and said "You noticed?" Long Chen laughed and said "How could I not?" Cross chuckled and snapped his fingers, the kids moved like ghosts into a neat row with sharp expressions.
Mu Qingyun was stunned and Luna sighed "Really?" Cross grinned "If they were like the kids around here I think you would be much more upset." Long Chen looked at the 6 kids with a serious expression before saying "Do you 6 want to join the Dragon Blood Legion?"
The kids were confused and Cross said "EH!?"
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