Cross arrived at the Conferred God stage and stood next to Yun Che, who smirked and said "Forgot to put a sound isolation barrier yesterday?" Cross grinned and said "Was it an accident?" Yun Che chuckled and scratched his cheek saying "The others were freaking out."
Cross looked over at the other Divine Ice Phoenix Sect disciples, they all saw him looking over and turned their faces away with blushing cheeks. Mu Bingyun felt her eyes twitch at Cross smug gaze, she blushed remembering the wild sounds coming from his room and cursed "Fucking guy... Who moans so loud... And for so long!"
Unknowingly, her thoughts drifted towards his 'stamina' and she found herself blushing even deeper.
Cross was dumbfounded and said "It can't be that these people have never had sex before?" Yun Che said "Have you seen the girls at the Sect? They're all prudes." he even shook his head and added "Plus the guys aren't as handsome as me and you, where are they going to get the charisma to even have a flirty conversation with a woman? With an ice block as well!"
Cross looked at Huo Poyun and said "Yo, little fire boy. Surely you have had sex before. What do you think about this?" Huo Poyun looked flustered and stuttered "I- You- Er.." Cross shook him saying "It can't be you've never had sex before?!"
Huo Poyun just blushed and scratched his cheek nodding gently. Cross dragged him over saying "You people in the God Realm, honestly... What's so great about constantly cultivating? Doesn't this make you bored? Listen to this king! There's so many positions to do! There's missionary, doggy style, standing up, 69, waterfall, anal, wheel barrel, ..."
Yun Che was stunned and Huo Poyun's head was getting muddled, Cross went over at least a hundred positions and Huo Poyun's eyes turned to swirls, trying to process all this information. Yun Che asked "Wait.. What's anal and a donkey punch?"
Cross grinned and said "Anal is in the second hole and a Donkey Punch is when you punch the girl in the back of the head, knocking her out." Yun Che was stunned and asked "Why would you do that???" Cross cleared his throat and said "When they fall unconscious, their insides tighten up to the max. Though I haven't ever done this, I've heard about it in my original world. Also you have to cater to your partner's preferences! All girls have specific kinks that they like, even if they don't explicitly say so..."
He started explaining kinks to Yun Che and Huo Poyun, saying "Some girls get excited from pain, which is called a 'Masochist'. Light choking and rough sex is their favorite, though some girls only like spanking. Some girls even prefer the other way around, where they are in charge! Using rope and being tied up or handcuffs, maybe even a whip! However, not even girl is like this, some girls enjoy the gentle and sweet approach, such as caressing and kissing, going slow and steady every movement full of love..."
Yun Che and Huo Poyun had their views shattered! They never knew any of this before! In fact, his voice traveled to some of the audience's ears, they were just as shocked as Yun Che and Huo Poyun! Mu Bingyun felt her entire being twitch in anger, while Mu Huanzhi was listening carefully, secretly taking notes on the side while nodding his head.
Mu Bingyun slapped his head and said angrily "What are you doing?!" Mu Huanzhi was flustered and said "This... You see, I was writing down his punishment!" Mu Bingyun slapped her forehead and sighed.
Cross continued talking about various things while the announcer, whoever it was, was explaining how the battles would go. He said "First battle, Cross vs. Luo Changsheng!" Cross ignored him and continued speaking, the man's face turned black.
A little white cat hopped to Cross' shoulder and slapped him. Cross looked at the cat, who pointed to the stage angrily with little red cheeks. Cross looked over and said "Me first? Oh!" he grabbed the cat, that jumped away, putting it on his shoulder as he flashed to the stage.
Luo Changsheng walked to the stage and was glaring at Cross angrily as he said "You think you're amazing? A Divine King participating in the Convention..." his words were filled with disdain, normally he was a hero in the God Realm so he had a lot of supporters. Some of the audience started shouting "Bullying the weak and fearing the strong!" "Booo!" "YOU SUCK!"
Cross ignored them and said "Enough, gum flapping. I didn't peg you as a hypocrite." the battle started and Luo Changsheng said "Yo-" Cross appeared in front of him and his arm shot out like a bullet, grabbing Luo Changsheng's neck and slamming him into the stage hard.
A low 'Boom' was heard and Cross robe fluttered behind him.
Absolute silence.
Cross lifted him up by his neck and said "You're in the Divine King Realm too... But why are you so weak?" He sighed and squeezed tighter saying "Since you don't have anything nice to say, I'm sure you wouldn't mind never speaking again." as he crushed Luo Changsheng's vocal cords.
Cross didn't think it was wild enough and his red eyes glowed maliciously as he dug his hand in Luo Changsheng's mouth saying "Don't worry it won't hurt a bit... It'll hurt a lot!" before ripping out his tongue.
The Audience trembled in fear, what kind of demon is this?!
Cross sneered and froze the tongue in a block of ice, laughing "Don't worry, I'll keep it on ice for you! Hahhahaaha" before crushing the block into a million pieces and throwing Luo Changsheng in the air. Cross jumped up and kicked with the speed of a train, blasting Luo Changsheng back to the Holy Eaves Realm spectators saying cruely "Bye-Bye~"
Luo Changsheng smashed into the spectators with a loud 'BANG' and painful sounds came from his mouth.
Cross sneered and walked off the stage, but a man shouted "You! You! You devil! Die!" as he slashed a sword towards Cross, the audience was stunned. Mu Bingyun was terrified! Cross looked over and sneered before blurring.
Everybody saw a scene they would never forget, Cross' wild red eyes glowed maliciously as he appeared behind the man like a ghost. Cross threw a punch right to the man's neck, hitting a pressure point and knocking him out cold. He rode the man down from the air and slammed him into the ground before pulling his hair back, ripping his long beard off and grabbing his neck.
Cross growled like an animal to the Holy Eaves Realm and they swallowed back their shouts. He turned to the Eternal Heaven God Emperor and said "Surely you have no problems with a random man's death?"
The audience almost puked blood, what random man!? Big brother, that's a Realm King! Nan Wansheng burst out laughing and the Eternal Heaven God Emperor's face darkened as he said "This... Little friend.. Perhaps you can show Realm King Shangchen mercy just this once?"
Cross sneered and said "Mercy? Was his killing strike merciful? Where I'm from, mercy means death!" Nan Wansheng stood up and slapped "You, Cross.. You are truly this God Emperor's idol!" he pointed his thumb down and said cruely "No mercy!"
Cross grinned and his wild eyes became even more wilder as he gripped, when a shrill shout was heard "ARGH! You crippled my son!" everyone looked over to see a shrew- Err.. Woman, shooting towards Cross, slashing a sword.
Cross' eyes turned and his grin became bloodthirsty, just as the sword slash was about to hit him, he threw the man under him, right at it and flashed away.
The woman, slashed the man, right in the chest, almost chopping him in two! The man finally woke up and shouted in pain, instinctively exploding with strength and blasting the woman with a palm. Her body rag dolled back to the spectator's area and they both collapsed.
Cross was already sitting in his original spot with his legs crossed, stroking the white cat in his hands softly as he said "A lover's quarrel! What a show!" Naturally he knew that woman was about to blow her top so he held off killing the man, just as he suspected, she lost her cool and attacked him.
Unfortunately, neither were dead. Just teetering on the edge of life and death.
Cross said "Such impulsive people... How dare they interfere with the Profound God Convention!?" he looked at the Eternal Heaven God Emperor and said "I doubt their intentions, Eternal Heaven God Emperor! Perhaps they are trying to become a King realm themselves!? After all the Holy Eaves Realm is know as the Strongest Realm apart from King Realms in the Eastern Divine Region, maybe they have had enough with their status and want to become a King Realm themselves? Otherwise, why would they be so arrogant and ignore the rules you have put and attack a participant?"
Cross shouted righteously "Pardon this junior's words, but these villains... They have no respect for your Majesty! Not only have you graciously given their Realm King a chance at life after he blatantly ignored your authority, but they repeated the offence once more! If this doesn't show their opinion of your rules, then I don't know what does. Perhaps this Junior is crude but they have no respect for your Majesty, why should you be polite?"
Eternal Heaven God Emperor looked at Cross deeply before saying "I appreciate your concern, this Emperor knows what to do." Cross smiled like a beast and said "Naturally, this Junior's words are just suggestions of concern. After all, without rules wouldn't everyone be a despicable devil?"
Everyone secretly sucked in a cold breath of air, this guy! He's too wild! Did he really just say that?!
Nan Wansheng burst into laughter and the Eternal Heaven God Emperor stood up saying "Holy Eaves Realm, leave. Your participation in the event has been revoked." the Elders were stunned and stood up saying "Your Majesty! It was a fit of anger, our Realm King had no such intentions!"
The Eternal Heaven God Emperor said dangerously "You still refuse to listen to me?" the elders trembled and glared at Cross, who gave them the finger saying "Scram. Maybe you should figure out why the Realm King's son is also the son of the Realm King's sister."
Everybody heard him and their eyes widened, finally remembering that Luo Guxie shouted 'My son' in grief before attacking! The elders' faces turned pale and they left quickly, taking everyone with them.
The Eternal Heaven God Emperor coughed and said "Continue!" the battles continued and Cross smiled coldly, hiding it behind a wild grin.