??? woke up in a dark room. He is siting on a chair, and in front of him is a beautiful blue haired girl who is siting on a trone.
Girl:"Satou kazuma, you are dead."
This got ??? by surprise.
After all, Satou Kazuma is NOT his name.
???:'This has isekai writen all over it, so I'll just keep quiet and get my wishes.
Yup! From now on, my name is Satou Kazuma and if anyone says otherwise I'll deny till death!'
Girl:"You sadly passed away a few moments ago..."
That is when a mechanical voice sounded on "Kazuma"'s head. A voice he recognized from the videogame Warframe.
Ordis:"Initiating systems..."
Ordis was a defective AI who alongside the woman known as The Lotus, guided the player throughout theyr missions.
Kazuma:'Wait. Did I already recieved my cheat?'
Girl:"... Your life was short, but you are indeed dead."
The girl seemed strangely oblivious to the mechanical voice.
Kazuma:'Is she realy the one who gave me this?'
The girl sudden burst of laughter made kazuma worried that he was found out.
Kazuma:"Shit! You read minds!?"
Girl:"Hahaha, no, no I don't. It is just that this is the first time that I've seen someone die such a pathetic death! Hahahahaha!"
Kazuma:'So she does not read minds, good.
But for god's sake! how much of a bitch do you have to be to laugh at someone's death?!'
Girl:"You were so tired from playing videogames all night from 3 days straight that you tought that a tractor passing by a girl was a truck that was about to run her over, you jumped in front of it and died from shock! you even weted yourself and everything! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHA!!!!"
Kazuma:'Oh! I got my answer. EXTREMELY so!
Real Kazuma-san, rest in peace. And know that I, find your death very heroic! It may not have made a diference in the end, but you gave up everything to save a stranger that in your eyes, was in peril. You have my blessings.'
The bitch kept laughing for a few minutes before pulling herself toghether.
By that point, Kazuma's respect for her was long gone. Godess or not, he'd be happy to break her pretty teeth with a punch.
Bitch:"My name is Aqua, Godess of Water, and I am the godess responsible for helping the passing of souls in your world.
Now, You have a few choices..."
Aqua the godess of bitches then listed Kazumas options, and, not to his surprise, isekai in a fantasy world with a wish was one of the options.
The world was medival fantasy with game elements and it was beeing terrorised by a demon-king.
Kazuma obviously picked this one.
Aqua then gave Kazuma a small stack of papers with sugestions about what to chose as a wish.
Kazuma:'So the system realy ain't her doing, eh? nice! I'll get 2 cheats!'
(Kazuma POV)
I carefuly look the sugestions, and they suck!
Ok ok, they are good normaly, but with a warframe system this things become obsolete quite fast!
Warframe is a hack and slash game. You VS armies, and you mow them down like grass! something lika a ring that lets you fly don't realy hold much of a candle to a heavy armored jetpack that alows teleportation and is equiped with 3 kinds of missle launchers, and the thing also works as dive suit!
all in all, I don't think Aqua can grant me a wish the level I wanna make.
Aqua, seeing my indecision, decides to offer some advice.
Aqua:"hurry up and pick something already! It will all be the same in the end. It is not like a loser such as you will actualy acumplish something."
Well, that actualy helped me decide.
Kazuma:"You said the world is medieval, right? Is slavery legal there?"
Aqua:"Yes, why? Are you afraid that you will become someone's slave?"
Kazuma:"In that case, my wish is for you to become my slave."
Aqua:"Sure, sure, now just hold still and don't step out of the magical circle."
Aqua said as if there is nothing wrong with my request and makes a magical circle apear beneath my feet.
It takes a few more seconds before she processes my words.
Aqua:"Wait, what?"
Sudently a portal apears at a corner of the room and an angel comes out.
Angel:"We heard your request. I'll take your Aqua-sama's job for now."
Aqua:"Eh?"
Angel:"Kazuma's request has been acepted."
The same magical circle beneth me now also apears beneth Aqua and starts to glow.
Aqua starts to wine to the angel, saying it is against the rules and that this must be a joke.
Between breaking her teeth myself and her reaction just now, This is definatly sweeter.
I let out a maniacal laugh.
Angel:"Brave hero, if you defeat the demon-king, the gods will grant you yet another wish."
And it is with my laughter and Aqua's crying, that I enter the new world.