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Chapter 16 - 016. Mr. Nobody, Please Suit Up, Sir!

In that time, Zoe signed her marriage contract paper and handed it over to the boy without saying a word, much less a full on debate and detesting dialogues directed at him. She realised the condition she was in quite quickly, and she knew on a very definite level what she had to do to stay alive. 

"Congratulations, Zoe! You're now my wife and an esteemed member of my glorious harem!" The boy greeted Zoe before turning his face towards the difficult woman, Riley. All this while, Leela was taking a small nap in his slightly warmish embrace, standing on her feet. 

But it was the least weird thing that they could witness in spite of the unfortunate and unprecedented events that each one of them were getting buried under. And the next scene involved Riley signing hers prior to when she hurled those marriage papers of hers aimed at the boy's face. 

"Booyah! In your face, reverse harem! I have started my magnificent yet pleasurous journey to be the harem king of this world! This is just the beginning and I already got four beautiful, attractive and pretty chicks on my first day! Yippee!" 

The boy started mumbling in a resounding voice with a tremendous grin of a smile on that wicked face of his as he absorbed those three contract pieces one contract at a time into his palms. His dark red eyes looked like the reflections of a pure evil, more eviler than the devil of the abyss himself. 

The omega was still regenerating its amputated tissues as it vented hot fumes of steam from its monstrous reforming body but it looked almost ready for the big fight ahead of it in a few seconds or maybe even less. And the team had been making their own preparations by making deals with the evil itself reincarnated in the form of a feeble, and frail boy. 

"But first things first! I don't want to fight that hideous looking creature when I myself look like this! I have to suit up and equip my armor set onto my body and I need time for that, a lot of time!" the boy said, yawning. 

"But since you all will hold up your end of the deal without any delays and disturbances in the future which I surely hope with my whole heart and my centuries old and expertized brain, I'll try my level best to reduce the time I consume to ready myself for this plaything of a battle!" 

He completed that entire anaconda length sentence in his single yawn. One might get the gist of how long and big that sleepy-head's yawn must have lasted for that to be possible. He then ordered those four to stand guard in front of him until he finished dressing his body by morphing Leela into his armor. 

*"Now is the time, dear! Don't wake up and just rest on me!"* While Riley and her team positioned themselves forming a wall between him and the omega, the boy began morphing his sleeping girlfriend into a robe as he kissed his lips on her forehead without disturbing her nap by waking her up. 

That hooded robe had covered his whole body from the tip of the hair spikes on his head to the edge of his long toe nails. And it resembled the classic halloween costume which a death reaper would wear in many illustrations from the way too back of an old time. 

He stretched his right arm by raising it to his side at a ninety degree angular inclination, and a bright shining light grew in that palm of his. Before long, a tool that's usually used for cutting crops such as grass or corn, with a long curved gleaming metal blade at the end of an even longer greenish crystallised pole attached to no short handles had been conceived and born into the grip of his hand. 

"Tu-whit tu-whoo! Let's dance, girl!" The boy uttered a loud cry as an expression of a strong enthusiasm as he talked to his robe. "And what do you say we kick some omega ass while we're at it!"

All he got as a reply was a loud snore and another one after that. Leela was still sleeping and the boy just talked to a normal robe like a stupid witty side character standing beside a good samaritan lead in fantasy novels. 

10 seconds later… 

Sir Nick and the team were standing their ground in front of the boy, waiting to attack the omega in order to deviate it from the boy so he could finish it in a single blow to the back. 

"Hey, ass wipes! I have been ready for the past ten seconds, and you pricks had known about this too for the same time! Then what are you trying to prove here?!" the boy asked, confused and annoyed both at the same rate. 

"We have decided that we will distract the omega for you to get the job done more quickly, sir!" Sir Nick said, but he didn't turn his head and looked at the boy when he muttered those words. And that seriously and severely pissed the boy off. 

"Now what I'll do is, I'll close my eyes and will try to open them as slowly as I can! And if I see your sorry asses before my eyes after that, I will just grab my two delicious wives by their asses and start walking out of here! And I will not stop until I decide how to devour that appetizing aroma of them sizzling ladies!" 

The boy mumbled and his voice had a serious amplitude to it.  His phrases oscillated their way through the thick and dense dust plus smoke combo that had filled the floor they were in because of the destruction the omega had caused, as they pierced through their ear drums into their heads.