It's me, Joel John Joseph (fact). Wassup you shlimers. It's been 2 years. I'm still in confinement.....
Help?
Please?
Anyone?
It's kinda dark in here.
... If you think about it, it's all kinda funny. You know Joe? Ghost cum guy? Well, basically, he's been telling me funny jokes and stories that mainly consist of the military falling to enemy powers..... haha.
I mean, I think it's funny. Well, Joe... he doesn't tell it like it's a joke and he says to me, very explicitly "I'm not joking Joel, you're going to die."
Isn't he the funniest??? At least I think so, I can't hear the guards laughing outside anymore at Joe, so maybe my sense of humour has just gotten worse.
I don't know.
I'm starting to get kind of hungry.