"Yuna, are you there?"
"Yuna?"
"Yuna?"
Ugh. Who called me? I was falling asleep for a whole day after checking and reading about the guidelines of the system.
I don't know who had called me. So, whatever. I'm going to sleep again.
As my eyes had lid down to the darkness and I am emitting the sound of "fiuuuu." "ngroook.", the voice had called me again.
"Wake up, you lazy bump procrastinator!"
"FUCK!" I had shouted after the voice being triggered and then. I am yelling again,
"PLEASE DON'T DISTURB MY SLEEP, ASSHOLE!"
And I'm going back to sleep. But when I was about to sleep. The girl who I was familiar with had shown up in front of me with a horror looking as if there was a Sadako who lurked my sleep!
"Oh my god... Oh my god... Fuck you Kuso.. you told me that this house is safe but this house is..."
"Fuck back, Yuna."
Eh?
I think I have been familiar with this voice. Who is her?
I'm trying to light up my phone and then. I'm focusing on the flash of my phone.
However... The girl had stood in front of me and stared me in a creepy look as she said,
"Surprise motherfucker!"
"FUCK!"
I was smashing the girl's head by using my MMA's technique that led the goddess choked as she yelled,
"ITS ME, KUSO!! ITS ME!! BLASIUDHSAIUHDUIH!!!"
Ah, shoot! It's her.
Wait... if I am killing her right now. Will, I am safe? Err... Better not. Or else, I'm gonna lose the chance of daily updates at the book made by hartpeler!
I have untied the grip of my foot that had wrapped her neck till the girl had gone losing breath.
Still... She was not that easy to be killed. Like you know, she's a goddess after all. At most, I will be the one who gets killed instead of her!
She tried to fix her composure and then, she stood and she started with her male tone.
"Well... Sorry for disturbing your sleep since it is still midnight anyway. I just want to tell you that you can actually earn money from that system without butt-spanking. Cause I got complained by my higher-ups for only allowing you to spank someone or spank yourself. For now, the system will allow you to earn in any way you like. Open your system."
Open my system? Heck dude! You are shocking me in the middle of the night and then you want me to obey you again? Nah.
"Or... You want to be dry-aged by using MSG by the demons?" Kuso smirked at me as she stated so with her manly voice.
In the hell of the world and Kanshera! Who in the hell wants to get himself or herself to gets dry-aged. Especially that was the MSG Dry Aged! But to be honest. I really wanted to try it out. Maybe I will try to make one after I'm have earned enough money for myself at the future.
So... I have decided. Let me try to open the system as I said,
"It's too easy!"
JRIIG!!
#Firmware Loading
#Version 1.0.2
#Changelog:
#Add new quests
"Add new quests?" I asked the goddess while I'm checking the system which was popping up the update that I can't even see what was inside!
She nodded, and then. She replied to me as she said,
"Well... as I told you before, this system is still in the beta phase. So apologize for the inconvenience. Now, you can download it by saying `easy download`. It will be finished after you are waking up."
"Easy Download," I commanded to the On-The-Air Update that provided by the goddess. Then, my eyes gone blacked out as I could not be able to see anything.
It feels so good... Not going to lie about this that this is seriously so soothing!
As my consciousness had faded away, the loading progress bar had been progressing.
#Updated Starting
#10% Completed
#20% Completed
#30% Completed
#40% Completed
#50% Completed
#60% Completed
#70% Completed
#80% Completed
#90% Completed
#100% Completed
#Welcome back to the system, Yuna Ariyasu.
I had woke up. To be honest, it was a pleasant experience ever. Like you know, if we are updating our phone. Then it will be a hell of stuff.
However, if this was the software made by Kuso Amakusa. Then expect the ultra-smooth user experience possible on his product.
Still hey! I'm not endorsing anyone here!
I decided to wake up and then, wipe my eyes and commanded the system,
"It's too easy!"
The system had popped out. And now it becomes pink-colored and then, the menu had gone differently,
#Quest
#Achievement
#Finance History
#Support
Well... It was much simpler now huh.
And then, I decided to open the quest page to see if I have a daily quest there. And.. I moved to the Daily Quest which the quest had been tabbed like a typical tab menu in the web design.
It had the "Main Quest" in the top left which I could not see anything there. Only written,
#You have to earn one hundred thousand JPY to unlock this feature.
I checked at the daily quest. And I found out an interesting quest. Also... At last that I don't have to butt-spanking everyone every day anymore. Although to be honest... Butt-spanking earns more than any of the quests that I have seen there.
Since I want to have jogging. Then I decided to pick this quest!
#Quest Picked: Accompany a kid to his kindergarten.
#Quest Reward:
#- 30 JPY
#- Hiro Akatsuki
#Optional achievement: Buy the client hamburger
#Reward:
#- Shiro Akatsuki
Wait, what?
And the story continues.
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