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Chapter 2 - Chapter 1

Ness: Man, what a wonderful day. Don't you guys agree?

Toon Link: Yeah, but it's bad that we got punished by that tanuki guy.

Sammy: What? You mean Tom Nook?

Ness and Toon Link: Yeah. That guy.

Ness: Well, it was justified.

In flashback

Tom Nook: You three did what?!

Ness: Look, Gramps. Hear us out, okay? I'm a PK fighter. I fight with ESP powers, not working in a boring shop with boring equipment and a boring employer.

Lucas: NESS?!

Toon Link: Look, we're sorry that we messed up your shop. But, Ness started the fight. Punish him, not us.

Sammy: Yeah, punish Ness.

Tom Nook: Oh, no. Nice try, son. I'm going to punish the three of you.

Ness, Toon Link, Sammy: WHAT!!!!????

Tom Nook: Yes. Starting tomorrow, you guys, with the exception of Lucas, are cleaning the entire store from top to bottom. Do you three understand?

Ness, Toon Link, Sammy: Yes, sir.

Now

Lucas walks out of Tom Nook's shop with a happy expression on his face while his friends glare at him.

Lucas: Thanks, Mr. Nook. I will look forward into working with you.

Tom Nook: Your welcome, Lucas. See you in the morning.

Lucas: Ok.

Tom Nook: Oh, and tell your friends that because of their tomfoolery, they have a lot of work to catch up. Also, what I mean by catching up is cleaning the entire shop.

Lucas: I will. See you in the morning.

Ness (sarcastic): Hey, Lucas. Why the happy look?

Lucas: What do you mean?

Toon Link: You know what we mean. Don't act all airy with us Gary Stu.

Lucas: Airy? Gary Stu? What are you talking about? I'm not one of those tropes. I may be kind, but I'm also shy and insecure.

Sammy: We already know that, Lucas. But the reason we're glaring at you is because you always obey Tom Nook's orders, even when he's in a bad mood. It's like your his teacher's pet. No offense, buddy.

Lucas: Well, that's because you guys tend to slack off instead of taking responsibilities for your actions. So, there's your answer.

Ness: What do you mean by that?

Lucas: Well, let's break your behaviors down. Ness, you're an arrogant and childish person who doesn't like taking responsibility unless it benefits your needs. Link, you act aggressive towards employees whom you think are ruining your "reputation" as the all-loving hero of Hyrule. And Sammy, you're just.....lazy. Get the picture?

Ness: (sighs) Yeah, you have a point there.

Toon Link: Yes. We acted like jerks in there.

Sammy: Yeah, we did.

Ness: We should say sorry to Tom. Where is he? Is he still in the shop?

Lucas: No. He left like a minute ago.

Ness: Oh, man. Well, we'll apologize to him in the morning. Even though, we'll end up cleaning the entire store.

Lucas: Well, at least you guys are feeling bad about your actions.

Unknown Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHAH!!!!!

Ness: What the heck was that? An earthquake? A volcanic eruption?

Toon Link: Not really, buddy.

Lucas: It sounds like a mistress in distress. Come on, guys.

Ness, Toon Link, Sammy: Right!

As Ness and his friends are running as fast as they can, they spotted the person who screamed very loudly. It was a female Pokemon trainer.

Ness: Oooooolalalala. What do we have here?

Ness: A pretty damsel in distress. That's my ticket to paradise. (grabs a bottle of spray) Come to Papa, my beloved princ-

Lucas shoves Ness as he was flirting with the Pokemon master.

Lucas: Ness, cut that out.

Ness: Why did you do that? I was just getting my groove on with this chick.

Lucas: Get it through your thick head. We're not here to flirt, we're here to help. Okay? 

Ness: As you wish, mother.

Lucas: You better be.

Toon Link & Sammy begin laughing hysterically.

Lucas: You keep quiet as well you two.

Pokemon Trainer: Who are they?

Lucas: They're my best friends. They can be a little too much at times. 

Pokemon Trainer: I see. That Ness guy seems to be a charming handsome young man.

Lucas: Yeah, he's pretty spontaneous for his age.

Lucas: By the way, what's your name?

Pokemon Trainer: Oh. My name is Lillie.

Lucas: Well it's nice to meet you Lillie. I'm Lucas and these are my best friends: Ness, Sammy, and Toon Link. But call him Link.

Toon Link, Ness, Sammy: Nice to meet you, madam.

Lillie: Hahahaha. Nice to meet you guys, too.

Ness: So, Lily-baby? Why were you screaming?

Lillie: My pokemon ran away. I couldn't find him anywhere. I looked in my house, my book bag, and in my desk and I couldn't find him anywhere.

Ness: What kind of Pokemon is it?

Lillie: It's a Vulpix.

Ness: Is it the ice version of a Vulpix.

Lillie: Yes. A Snowy. How did you know?

Toon Link: It's easy, he's been playing Pokemon ever since the first Super Smash Bros. game was released on the Nintendo 64.

Sammy: Hmmmm. So it might've ran into an icy lake.

Ness: An icy lake? You mean we have to actually swim in it?

Lucas: Of course, we need to find Lillie's pokemon. It may have been swimming in the lake since we were finish with work.

Toon Link: Well, I'll magically make parkas for us to wear.

(Poof!)

Ness: What in the world, Link?! How did you do that?

Toon Link: I-I just did it.

Sammy: How?! Is it canon?

Toon Link: I...don't have a...clue.

Ness: Well at least you gave us parkas to wear via magic. Thank you.

Toon Link: Your welcome.

Lillie: Can I come with you guys? 

Lucas: Sure.

Ness: Wait, Lucas. We're me-

(POW!)

Lucas: Shut up, Ness.

Ness: Ok. Ok, you can come.

Lillie: Thank you.

Toon Link: Come on, let's go and find us a Vulpix.

Lillie and the rest of the gang: YEEAAHHH!!!!

Ness and the gang went to the lake on the outskirts of Smashville to find the Vulpix that swam in the icy lake.

Ness: Hmmmmm. Hmmmm. Uhhhh. No, it's not behind the rocks.

Toon Link: It's not behind the grass or under the rocks either.

Lucas: Did you find anything, Sammy? Wait, where's Sammy?

(Sammy springs up from the water)

Sammy: Here I am. No, I didn't find it. It wasn't in the water.

Liilie: It's not between the rocks and the flowers. 

Lucas: We'll never find it.

Ness: Hmmm. Don't be sure about that Lucas.

Lucas and the gang: What?

Ness: I'll use my PSI Vision to predict where your Vulpix is located.

Sammy: Well, do your thing, buddy.

Ness: (grunts) PSI Vision!!!

As Ness uses his vision to spot where Vulpix is located at, he sees a figure on the cliff of the waterfall.

Ness: Oh, no.

Ness: Guys. The Vulpix is not in the water, but it's on the edge of the cliff.

Lucas: The cliff?!

Lillie: Oh, no. If he falls, he's gonna get hurt.

Ness: Obviously, Sherlock Holmes.

Lucas: How do we get him down without injuring himself?

Sammy: I know. Toon Link, whip your chain out of your pocket.

Toon Link: Alright.

Toon Link wields out his chain to grab Sammy so that he can fling him up the sky to catch Vulpix.

Sammy: Thank you.

Toon Link: Your welcome.

Sammy: Hey, Vulpy. It's okay, because I'm here.

Sammy: That's right. Climb into my fishing net, so that you will be safe. 

Vulpix climbs into Sammy's net safely.

Sammy: There you go. I GOT HIM, YOU GUYS!!

Ness and the gang: Hooray!!!! We found him!!!! Go Sammy, Go Sammy, Go Sammy, Go Sammy, Go Sam-

Evening

Lillie: Thank you guys for finding my Vulpix. I appreciate it so much.

Ness and the gang: Your welcome.

Lillie: Bye.

Ness: By love, my future wif-OOOOFFF!!

Lucas: Quiet. Well guys, let's go back to the shop.

Ness and the gang: Yes.

Ness: I'm glad that's over with.

Lucas: Are you sure? Don't forget about that punishment that Tom Nook gave you.

Ness: Oh-oh man.

The next morning

Tom Nook: Don't forget to clean the aisles and the grocery bags as well. Remember, I want all of this to be clean when customers walk in.

Lucas: You think they've learned their lesson?

Tom Nook: Yep. They sure did.

Toon Link and Sammy: Yes, we did.

Ness: Yes, I did. I was worth it.