"Remember, if you go against the contract, I will kill you" Satan reminded her in the previous chapter.
"Thanks, Satan" Hella Rella said. "I will follow your instructions on the contract that I signed, even till the day I die."
Hella Rella returns home in her bedroom to decide on what she should do to get revenge on her family. "Hmmm. Now that I'm back from Hell, what should I do first?"
"Should I stab Courtney in the hands with a kitchen knife, or cut Valerie in two with a hatchet? Or what about my dear ol' mother Marie? Maybe I will rip her body by stretching both her legs."
"Nah. I'll think of something creative. What did the Devil remind me about the witchcraft symbol?"
In a flashback
Satan: One, you will summon me to bring pain and torment to the people that tortured you. Two, you will unleash demonic powers that will make you strong and immune to other attacks that people throw at you. Finally, you will also create hallucinations in your victims, driving them crazy to the point of suicide.
"Oh, ok. Now I remember" Hella Rella said. "Thanks, master."
As Hella Rella was finishing talking, Marie shouts her name because she wanted some help with preparing supper, "BARBARA! COME DOWNSTAIRS AND HELP ME SERVE DINNER FOR TONIGHT!" Annoyed by her mother's voice, Hella Rella shouts back "OK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT YOU, DUMBASS ARROGANT REDNECK! Geez, I should finish you off first."
"Wait, finish my mom?" Hella Rella asked herself. "That gives me an idea. HAHAHAHAHA!"
Hella Rella calls Satan by touching the witchcraft sign on her forehead. "Hey, Satan. I have something to ask you."
"Yes? What is it, Hella Rella?" Satan asked while he was busy damning the wicked. "Is it okay if I murder my Mom first? Just wondering" Hella Rella asked kindly. "I really don't care. You can kill your mother if you want to" Satan replied nonchalantly.
"Ok, thank you. Can I give you an air kiss?" Hella Rella reminded Satan. As Satan heard this question, he begins to blush "Wh-Wh-Wh-What? Hahahaha, sure I'll give you a sweet air kiss."
"Thank you, boss" Hella Rella said.
Satan replies with a smiley face, "Your welcome. Now let me get back to my job, okay?"
"Okay," Barbara said.
"BARBARA, DO YOU HEAR ME?! I TOLD YOU TO COME DOWN HERE!! DON'T YOU DARE MAKE ME REPEAT MY DAMN SELF" Marie shouted at the top of her lungs.
Hella Rella runs downstairs with a demonic smile on her face to "help" her mother prepare dinner for the night. Marie tells her "Come bring the plates to the table so that I can put the food on them, unless if you have the will to do it." Hella Rella, irritated by her mother's snarky remark, retaliates by saying "Yeah, obviously. But, your fate is calling you now." However, instead of bringing the plates to the table, Hella Rella smashes one of the plates on the table to create a sharp knife-shaped edge.
She calls on Satan to help her in murdering her stepmother." Hey, Satan. Do you want to help me kill my mother?" Satan answers "Sure, I'll be there right now." As the witchcraft sign was beginning to glow, Satan emerges out of Hella Rella's head and grabs a shard of ceramic. When Marie was about to yell at Barbara for breaking the plates, she was interrupted when she witnessed Satan in her dining room. "Barbara, who the hell is that?!" Marie asked surprised. "Who is he?" Barbara asked in a menacing way. "Mom, I want you to meet my good friend Satan. I met him in Hell, and I came back to kill you."
Marie begins to shake in fear as her own daughter was planning to murder her. "You can't be freaking serious! Why in the world would you think that? I haven't done anything to you!" Barbara sarcastically replied, "Yeah, Yeah, That's what they all say. I'm not taking the blame for all the shit you've done to me. No bullshit, but let me murder you already."
"Ready, Satan?" Hella Rella demanded. "Oh, I'm so ready" Satan replied. Satan and I begin to charge at mother's at light speed. As Satan grabs my mother's arms to prevent her from hitting me, I ran in between my mother's legs and stabbed her through her anus. My mom was screaming in agony as the blood begins to rush down her legs while Satan was busy using his fingers to gouge her eyes from the inside out. After he was done, I proceeded to grab a pair of scissors to cut my mother's tongue. Then, we finished the murder by castrating my mother's body and ate her organs.
"Hey, Valerie? Did you hear Mom a second ago?" Courtney asked concernedly. "Hmmm. Now that you mention it, I did hear her scream downstairs" Valerie replied. "Come on, let's go downstairs and see what the fuss is about," Courtney told Valerie. As the twins were running downstairs to see if their mother was okay, they witnessed her gory body in full display and begins to scream in complete terror.
"Ahhhh. What's wrong sweet stepsisters of mine? Sad, that your mother's dead?" Hella Rella said taunting her stepsisters. "B-Barbara? What the hell did you do to mother?!" Courtney crying in anger. "The name's Hella Rella, and don't worry Marie's in a better place now. Hehehehehe" Hella Rella said scaring the twins. "Now, you guys are next. Satan, climb back inside my head. I'll take care of these two."
"As you wish, Ms. Hella Rella" Satan replies politely. The twins start to run in horror as the demoness begins to use her telepathy to grab an ax and a hatchet so that she can cut the girls up. As the twins continue to run, Valerie sacrifices her sister's life by pushing her down a flight of stairs to where she encounters the demoness. Startled, Courtney attempts to punch her through her abdomen but the creature stops her with one hand. Using her ESP powers, Hella Rella decapitated Courtney's head and uses it to throw at Valerie.
Valerie, startled with paranoia, runs into the attic and locked the entrance so that the demoness won't come in and kill her.
"I'm scared. I'm so damn scared" Valerie said in complete paranoia.
"Oh, I wonder where sweet little Valerie is. I have something special I want to give her, but where could my little lost sheep be" Hella Rella said mockingly. Valerie, shaken in fear, rummages through a tower of boxes to search for a weapon that she could use to kill the demon. "Oh, crap. I have to go through all this crap just to find a weapon?" Valerie states in frustration. "Oh, Valerie? Where are you?" Valerie said in an intimidating voice.
"Oh, hell!" Valerie said surprisingly. "Come on out my missing lamb. I'll let you eat your sister's body out of sheer satisfaction" Hella Rella roared.
"YEAH RIGHT! I'LL BE DAMNED IF YOU TEMPT ME ON EATING MY OWN FAMILY'S CORPSE" Valerie retaliates at the monster as she was still searching through the boxes. As she was looking through the boxes to find a weapon to defend herself from Hella Rella, she finds a book titled "Want to Kill Demons?" to find information on how to kill demons.
Valerie begins reading important factors on how to get rid of evil spirits.
Destroying demons takes skill, determination, and nerves of steel. We've put together this basic guide for those who are new to Nephilim but be warned, it will take years of hard work and training before you can take on the demon world. You can't kill a demon with a weapon. You have to outwit them. The demon Mercury I defeated after he'd killed me (or the me in my dream, which wasn't me but let's not confuse things), but that was okay because in a way a spirit can defeat a demon more handily, being a more insidious sort of entity.
"Damn it. I can't use a weapon. Well, I'll read more" Valerie said exasperatingly. She continues, "Oh, there are steps. Thank goodness."
1. Demons are from another dimension and are a particularly jealous bunch.
2. If a Mundie is unfortunate enough to cross a demon, they are nothing but prey to them.
3. Demons can't be permanently harmed by earthly weapons so if this was your plan, you might need to rethink it.
4. Shadow hunters' weapons are designed for the sole intent of killing demons.
5. Engulfed by heavenly fire and infused with angels' spirits, the seraph blade is lethal to demons.
6. If you're unfortunate enough to find yourself at the hands of a demon without a trusty seraph blade, try forcing a demon into the sunlight.
7. Or why not try some holy water? That'll help you banish most demons!
8. There are other ways, of course, but you're going to have to wait to find out...
9. Failing all of the above, you can always try calling on the power of an angel.
"Wow, these ideas are actually helpful. But, I can't use a weapon to defeat my possessed sister. So, I'll have to call on the power of an angel to help defeat this witch" Valerie beamed. When Valerie put the book back into the box, she started to call on the archangel Michael via writing the 777 number on the ceiling.
"Archangel Michael, if you can hear me, can you help battle Hella Rella with me? I don't have time for useless chitchat. I just need to get out of this nightmare. So please, help m-" Valerie gets interrupted by Hella Rella banging on the attic door with her hatchet. "Oh, Gosh! Please come, please!" Valerie cried. Hella Rella continues to bang on the door, startling Valerie. "Damn it. How am I supposed to get in?" Hella Rella said annoyingly. "Oh, wait. I can use my telepathy powers to teleport myself to the attic. Why didn't I think of this sooner?"
As the spirit teleport herself to the attic, Valerie begins to scream in complete terror. "Okay, I'm tired of playing games. I'm here to murder you, not to play hide-and-seek" Hella Rella irritated with Valerie hiding in the attic. "SO, STOP SCREWING AROUND, AND LET ME END YOUR LIFE! RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!!" However, as soon as she was about to use her final power, archangel Michael flew through the roof, surprising Hella Rella. Hella Rella, startled by Michael's appearance, screams "WHAT THE? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! HOW DID YOU GET IN MY TERRITORY?!"
The angel announces himself, "My name is Michael. I'm an archangel from Heaven. I am one of the Seven Angels that fought your master in heaven. A hateful bird like you should be damned for all eternity." Hella Rella begins to snark, "Pffft! That's a load of bull. I don't care if your one of the Seven Angels in Paradise because I don't have time to introduce myself to you. Valerie is the girl I'm going to kill, so screw you!"
Hella Rella uses her witchcraft sign to write the 666 code to contact Satan. She states "Satan! We have a big problem on our hands!"
"What's the matter, sweetie?" Satan asked urgently. "My sister called on the archangel Michael. I need your assistance in this crap." Hella Rella demanded. "Okay, I'll grab my pitchfork and an angel blade for you," Satan informs Hella Rella.
"Thank you," Hella Rella said.
As Satan emerges from Hella Rella's occult sign, he hands her an angel blade so that she can have the ability to kill her sister. Michael lends Valerie a flaming sword from his body so that she can kill both Satan and her stepsister. He then ascends back to Heaven telling her to watch her back. Hella Rella begins to confront her sister by addressing "Valerie, all my life you and Courtney abused me while mother was watching the both of you. There's nothing in this world for you to do me any good now. You never comfort me when I was feeling less like a human. Because of all of the torment that I went through, all you could ever think about was pretending to be a goody-good girl and never come to support me." Valerie confronts back by adding "You're right, I never supported you. But let me ask you this, Hella Rella. Do you really think that selling your soul to the devil would help solve your problems? Is there an inch of common sense in that little brain of yours? You make me sick."
Shocked by her statement, Hella Rella begins to charge at her sister and stabs her with her angel blade which causes her to cough up blood. Satan, standing behind the demoness, asks Valerie "Got something else to say, Valley?" Valerie protests "Yeah, I do. You're so pathetic Barbara" Hella Rella shouts furiously "That's Hella Rel-" Valerie interrupts her sister "SHUT UP! I DON'T CARE WHAT THE HELL YOUR NAME IS! YOUR STILL BARBARA IN MY FREAKING EYES!! DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT SATAN WILL HELP YOU SOLVE YOUR MELODRAMATIC ISSUES?! IS THERE ANY POSSIBILITY THAT YOU'RE DAMAGING YOUR OWN LIFE BASED SOLELY ON THE FACT THAT YOU WENT TO HELL JUST TO GET REVENGE ON US?!" Furious, both she and Hella Rella begin charging at each other with their swords and stabbed each other in the chest.
"MISS!!!" Satan cried. "Miss, are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. Quick regenerate my wound with your powers. HURRY!" Hella Rella cried.
"Okay, you have my word" Satan replied as he was healing her chest wound. "All right, Valley. It's time for you to be punished" Hella Rella said as she was about to use her final powers on her sister. "STOP!" Valerie shouts as she was about to die. "Just stop. If you really want me to meet my fate, then I'll do it for your sake. That way, you would stop bitching about death, damnation, and sin." Hella Rella, surprised at her sister's actions, asked "Are you actually serious?" Valerie says smiling calmly "Yeah. So you can just shut up."
"Okay, go ahead and jump out the window" Hella Rella demands. "Alright, you asked for it" Valerie sarcastically said as she jumps out of the window to her death.
"She's gone. She's finally gone" Satan beamed.
"Yep, she is" Hella Rella replied.
"Wanna go back home?" Satan asked. "Yeah" Hella Rella replied. "That's was a pretty anti-climatic fight."