Ye Xingbei: "...Impossible! I clearly saved the condom!"
"No, no, no," Fifth Lord of Gu was dead serious. "We have a huge stock of condoms at home. If we don't use them quickly, they'll expire. Because you got hurt, we've delayed for several days, and many of them have expired. And if they have expired, we'll have to throw them away, right? And isn't that a waste?"
Ye Xingbei: "..."
She was falling apart.
"Get away!" Ye Xingbei punched his shoulder, "Who are you, a joker? Give me back my smart, wise, and resolute Fifth Master in the living room!"
Gu Junzhu laughed heartily, kissing her lips, "Baby, don't panic, I'm yours, inside and out!"
"Stop messing around," Ye Xingbei thought of something and, pushing against his chest with both hands, she asked, "I'm asking you this, the Jii Chunjue that Yaer said killed her mother, isn't he the father of the boy who harassed me in Beijing? His name is... what's it...?"