Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am pleased to welcome you to this joyous occasion at the DevVin Corporation, and I am also here to thank the impressive Kingdom of Dulein for receiving us with such a warm embrace. I stand before you as a representative of our magnanimous company and also because I was utterly and astonishingly dragged here by pure bad luck. Yes, my dear guests. I lost a bet, not the kind of simple bet but a horrible trickery.
A bet I shouldn't have lost if I was allowed to use my magic, or my potion, yes, the one which can cure sadness. Anyway... sigh, without further ado, and because I want to let you enjoy the rest of the event, and because I want to get out of here as soon as possible, I am honored to introduce you… me. Wizar Druon, the heavenly handsome wizard, Master of the Most Outstanding Magic, and a renowned member of the Wizardly Union. The savior of the word happiness and the most acclaimed man in the world.
