"Wow, where am I it's so comfortable and warm. Like the most perfect bed to ever exist, that wraps around you completely! oh! OH! OH MY GOD I'VE MADE IT TO HEAVEN!!" thought the former lord of eternal darkness ...
This is Alucard Helsing the Lord of darkness.
He likes, freshly steamed buns, acronyms, and destroying his opponents with sheer strength and overwhelming power to completely humiliate them.
He dislikes, smart people that are always scheming and trying to kill people to rise in the ranks, when things go according to plan and don't involve surprises and when people use blackmail.
However, most of all... he hates betrayal!
"If I can just stay here forever, I think that my life of struggling to constantly to gain strength without taking breaks was all worth it. I can spend the rest of my existence wrapped in a lovely warm blanket that embraces me constantly... Now that I think about it I really am dead, aren't I. I mean I'm not breathing... wait am I? well not through my mouth at least but I can still feel myself breathing.... then how... uhhhgggg my brain, I'm really not bothered I'm sure it's nothing" the once-grand existence thought to itself for a while, however, it quickly dismissed its pointless speculation and enjoyed its few moments of bliss.
A contraction.
The shortening of the muscles occurring at intervals...
"OUTCH! HA!?? WA?? What's all the noise? and why is the stuff around me moving? An earthquake?? Eewwwww things are getting weird why am I being squeezed? I can't tell with all the ruckus! And my ears hurt what with all the noise! I was sleeping a**holes!"
...before and during childbirth.
"WOW! WOW! HEY WAIT! I'M SORRY! Hey LISTEN I SAID WAIT! I didn't mean what I said. Stop whatever you're doing let's calm down and talk. WAIT NO PLEASE! STOP!"
***
"Wait for it!" Exclaimed the doctor "It's a boy!" he shouted!
Everyone in the room cheered. The Doctor handed the crying child back to its mother with a bright smile on his face.
This is the doctor. He likes, when things go according to plan, the nice warm bread that's crusty on the outside and soft on the inside, he loves funding.
He dislikes, stingy jade palace officials, when a plan derails and cold baked beans without sauce.
The doctor was glad to see that both the mother and the child survived the ordeal. It didn't happen often. The hospital was heavily underfunded which meant that pain killers weren't available for the mother and the emergency conditions weren't always the best... But all's well that ends well.
"oh boy, this hospital is lucky it hasn't gone under already." He thought to himself. Though he knew it was a necessity he still felt guilty for charging extra for childbirth and other services. Who could blame him, this was a place where commoners get treated. Of course, it wouldn't get proper funding from the jade palace and its affiliates.
"we'll leave you alone then, please allow the nurses to quickly check if the baby is completely healthy then he'll be back in your arms in seconds. We can do all the rest later once you've recovered." said the Doctor with a smile. "You aren't going to say hello to your son?" he said as he turned to the newborn's father.
The man stared at the child with a large smile wedged into his face. though a faint sense of worry came from it, anyone could tell he was thrilled that everything had gone well.
The father's name was Bang (帮) he has no second name. He likes, people who are consistent and hardworking, small bean/meat buns (xiaobao), seeing his wife laugh and smile at his jokes.taking care of his private wheat farm (mostly because he finally feels like he owns something for once in his life)
He dislikes, people who are lazy and don't pull their weight (stingy jade palace officials), the merchants that are constantly looking to scam you, when other people make his wife smile and laugh (well he doesn't hate it he just feels jealous, yknow?)
He had already given his wife a light hug and a kiss and was the one holding her hand when she gave birth... but now he felt that she needed to rest. "I'll join them when they wake up again," he said. The child continued to cry as the nurses did a basic check-up before handing him back to his mother. He had clearly done nothing like this before and wasn't sure if his presence would just cause more mayhem or not.
"Understood" said the doctor. They both looked at the two on the hospital bed embracing each other. The Doctor left first, as the child's cries died down echoing through the corridors. He had yet again forged a new family, this time everything went according to plan. His stupid giddy expression couldn't be contained.
***
the world fuzed together. The five senses overloaded due to their first exposure. Everything was numb. Everything hurt like hell.
He'd been kicked out of heaven and sent to hell. That was the only explanation he could come up with.
The warmth was gone and was replaced with ice-cold winds. He tried hanging onto the warm surface he was lying on, however, he was quickly ripped away from it as strange beings tossed and turned him. Poking and prodding in different areas. He cried for them to stop and soon they did. the extreme winds hurt so much as they moved him. He simply couldn't stop crying. He soon realised that he was back onto the warm surface. he could hear many voices and noises, however, they were muffled like he was underwater.
He tried seeing but just a glimpse burned his eyes. He tried touching but the cold made his fingers numb.
No matter what he did he could hardly move his body like large weights were attached to every limb.
'why' he thought though even his thoughts hardly followed his lead 'just... why' his big baby brain stopped thinking and the newborn fell sound asleep.
***
"The boy is perfectly healthy and there are no abnormalities," said one of the nurses
"Don't worry about the crying it's perfectly normal, look he's starting to settle down already." said the other.
This is Zhi (值) Alucard's mother, she likes, long, warm, relaxing baths alone, when her husband gets jealous for attention, she loves her family above all.
she dislikes, politics, people who don't pull their weight, large bean buns (dabao)
She despises those who threaten her family (including those within her family).
The mother looked at the sleeping newborn child that was resting on her and put her hand on his head before falling asleep herself.
***
"so the reincarnation was a success, perfect" said [???]
"I can't wait to see what this one'll do, it'll be fun to see how they react when reality dawns on then. Don't you think so as well narrator? "
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"Well anyway, he won't be able to function properly because of his circumstances for now. Make sure he stays safe, that's something you can easily do right?"
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"perfect, well then it might get a little rough early on but I'm sure it'll turn out fine hahaha.
come visit me again next time we can play a card game or chess maybe"
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"..."