"I'm only here to-" before Jasper could get the sentence out a middle-aged woman in a leathery catsuit jumped at him, he sighed and dodged before walking past her and going to the kitchen.
"Jasper! it's good to see ya!" Harley said walking by and slapping his ass before looking in the fridge, Jasper glanced her over once before turning away, she was only wearing a bra and booty shorts, not the best for a happily married man to look at.
"So... where's Pamela?" Jasper asked setting down some brownies he'd brought with him, currently, it was only him, Selina, and Harley in the kitchen, Selina looking wronged as she rubbed her butt, which she had fallen on when he had dodged her hugs.
"She's communicating with the green... or whatever," Harley said chuckling before walking over and putting her hands on his chest, then his thighs, then his forehead, "hmm, seems your healthy... I wonder if anything else is healthy~" She said lowering her hands before it was caught by Jasper, who just sighed at her behavior.
She didn't like him like that, it was more of teasing him that she liked, she wouldn't mind of course if he wanted to do r rated things with her, but she felt more like an older sister who would never leave you alone to Jasper, and he'd never thought of her any other way, not for a single second...
"I brought over a Middlemist Red... I went to London this morning haha..." Jasper said pulling out one of the rarest flowers in the world, so rare that you could only find it in two places, one of them being London...
"Well... go ahead and go up... be careful, she might bite hehe," Harley said before Jasper nodded went up to the second floor where Pamela's room was and Selina turned to Harley with a questioningly look.
"Doesn't Pamela get really horny after she speaks to the green?" Selina asked uncertainly, then seeing Harley's expression understood what Harley had done... it was either they would end up having sex, or they would be fighting each other... neither sounded very pleasant to Selina.
...
Pamela opened her eyes after a talk with the green, she didn't really talk so much as listen, it wasn't clear what it had to say, only if the things were good or bad, and this time it was the latter.
She wiped the sweat off her forehead and started dressing once again before noticing the white-haired man sitting on her bed with a flower, his eyes wide as she was facing him.
Jasper had gotten rid of the emo hair dye before the wedding, and decided to keep the white hair look, he wasn't insecure about being a second Kaneki... mainly because Kaneki didn't exist here.
"Um, hi," He said looking her in the eyes making sure not to let them wander, in all honesty, Pamela still hated men, she only let Jasper come around because he was Selina's little brother, but this didn't mean she would let him see her naked, no matter how horny she was right now.
"Bastard," She said as vines came across the walls, cracking them and blocking any escape he had available before...
"Wait!, before you try and kill me just know, you're the one talking to a greater being while naked... I just wanted to give you this flower that oi found... turns out it's a really rare one..." Now that Jasper had finished Pamela took the flower with a smile and set it in a vase before turning back to him to resume his punishment- I mean 'welcome'
"Jasper... you know you have to die right?" She asked with an almost scary calm tone, Jasper inwardly sighed realizing she wasn't going to let him off the hook, and he wasn't just going to take a beating, so there was only one way to settle this...
...
"Default rules, remember whoever loses has to do laundry and pay the bills for all other members for a week!" Harley yelled as Jasper and Pamela stood across from each other, each in a stance, ready to do their respective tricks.
This was how they settled arguments without destroying everything, a Gymnastics competition, a simple game of flip, that's all it took.
"Pamela goes first since Jasper didn't give me any brownies," Harley said and Pamela smirked at the now regretful man...
Pamela walked forward seductively before getting in a handstand and double backflipping out of it, landing perfectly, and looking at Jasper.
Jasper scoffed as he repeated her trick and then walked to the wall before putting a hand on it and turning himself 360 degrees to the right, parallel with the wall.
Smirking at Pamela he stretched his arm over his head, "Yoy can quit now, you won't be able to do this..." He said with a smile but stopped seeing that Pamela simply walked up and did the exact same thing, making him start to sweat, that was one of the best tricks he knew, and she had done it effortlessly.
"Ok..." Jasper said as Pamela corkscrewed 1080 flat, Jasper put his hands up defeated and went to start the laundry, this was complete bullshit and he blamed genetics.
"Don't forget these!" Pamela said teasingly throwing black lingerie into the pule, obviously trying to tempt him.
"Rize has a better one" Jasper replied barely taking a second glance at Pamela's 'Best Wear'
...
"Ok, I'm going to head out now... anything you need me to do sis?" Jasper emphasized the word sis to stop any attempts at trying to tempt him that Selina could have done.
He usually wouldn't have done this, as he hated seeing the defeated look on her face, but the problem this time was... he was actually tempted to do it, something that made him want to get out of there and drink until he forgot.
"hmm, you could always do me?" She said with a smile as he started opening the door, "Wait!, I was just kidding geez... there is one thing I need..." Selina smirked and Jasper inwardly sighed...
***
"Damn it..." Jasper sighed as he stepped into the iceberg lounge only to be met by penguin's goons.
"Hey... I'm not here to kick your guy's asses today... I have what Catwoman Owes to CobblePot" Jasper says holding up the large duffel bag in his hands.
This Duffel Bag held over 1 Million dollars in cash, Jasper didn't ask how she got it, Raven had answered when saying she had stolen from banks recently...
Well, now he knew why, who knew why she owed Cobblepot so much money? He didn't want to know...
"Hey, Penguin..." Jasper said waving nonchalantly as he was escorted into His private lounge, looking around Jasper understood why this place was so loved by the crime community, it was like rules didn't apply here...
"She's finally brought the money huh?" the penguin said grabbing the duffel bag and looking inside... at the pieces of paper with middle fingers drawn on them...
Penguin looked up enraged but all he saw was an empty chair where Jasper had been sitting..., Little did he know that he would also be looking at empty vaults the next time he checked... because Jasper had cleaned him out...
(A/N: Felt like writing another Chapter lolz😋)