Archangel Uziel… I will be honest- there is not much known about this Archangel; only that he is mentioned in various sources.
But.
In this story- Uziel has a son; a boy whose name is Uther.
Father and son are walking through the eternal kingdom in the sky.
They are enjoying the scenery and doing what they enjoy the most-riding the winged Hayyoth-Horses.
" Father? " said Uther.
" Yes? "
" Can I take the reins? " asked Uther with child-like innocence.
" Do you remember what happened the last time you took the reins, my son? " said Uziel with a smile.
" Honestly… I don't see the problem… " said Uther.
" You flew down to the 10th hell… "
" And like me- everyone was surprised; even Lucifer " said Uther with a smug smile.
Uziel just let out a giggle.
He then gave his son the reins.
" Father? "
" Yes? "
" Why are we flying on a horse, when we both have wings? "
Uziel just let out another giggle.
Father and son were like that for a while- just flying around, together… but; like all good things- an end is near.
" It is time for me to leave, " said Uther.
" Yes, " said Uziel.
" I don't want to… " said Uther, as his tears could be seen.
" I know " said Uziel in a strong tone.
" But I must? " said Uther.
" Yes " said Uziel, again, in a strong tone, a tone that was hiding his sadness.
Father and son now embraced, one last time.
" My son, listen to me. You were right. You do have wings, just like all the Angels and Nephilims. So remember- you are always free, you can always flew up to the sky "
As Uziel had uttered his last words.
Uther was teleported away, and the winged Hayyoth-Horse walked over- comforting the crying Angel.
The Mighty King of Albion
The year is around the 5th century(CE).
And Uther finds himself within one of the forests within Britain.
This is during the time of magic and magical creatures.
So it was no surprise that Uther spotted some fairies and nymphs.
Uther even spotted a black horse; with wings.
The young Nephilim walked over and then mounted the mighty and beautiful steed.
" Come on, let us go! " yelled Uther.
" Uhm… young man, what do you think that you are doing? " said the horse.
Uther was dumbfounded and just kept on looking at the horse.
" You can talk… " uttered Uther.
" Congratulations, your ears work " said the horse.
The horse now threw Uther off, and then continued to eat.
" Aw… there is no need to be rude… " said Uther, as he was rubbing his hurting butt.
The horse just ignored Uther.
" What is your name? " asked Uther, but the horse just showed Uther his ass, and then the horse slapped Uther with his tail.
Uther was now rubbing his hurting cheek.
" Arion! I saw that! " yelled a voice.
Uther now saw a woman coming towards them.
" My lady " said the horse, while lowering his head.
" Now, why were you so rude to this child? " said the woman, as she hugged Uther.
" My lady, he was first rude to me- he mounted me without permission " said the horse.
" Is that true? " said the woman, surprised.
" Yes… but, I only wanted a ride… I didn't mean to be rude… " said Uther, sounding sorry for his actions.
The woman felt pity towards Uther.
" Think nothing of it, as long as you are sorry and will do better in the future- then all is forgiven " said the woman with a smile.
Uther smiled as well.
" What is your name, child? " asked the woman.
" My name is Uther "
" What a lovely name. My name is Epona, and this is my friend; Arion, " said Epona while gesturing to the winged horse.
" Arion and Epona… " said Uther quietly.
" Now Uther. Tell me- where are your parents? " said Epona.
Uther got really shy and quiet.
" Uhm… my father is not here, and I can not go back home… " said Uther in a saddened tone.
" Seems like his parents did not want him, " said Arion.
Epona now hit Arion on his nose.
" Aw… " cried the horse.
Epona now held Uther in her arms.
" It is all right. We shall be your new family "
As Epona had said that- another woman appeared.
" Lady Bia " said Arion, while lowering his head yet again.
Bia now noticed Epona and Uther.
Epona told Bia what had happened, and the two goddesses now came up with a plan; they would inhabit Uther's body, so that they could always watch over the young Nephilim.
Arion was now willing to let Uther ride him, and all of them sent off to the nearby kingdom.
On their way.
They ran into an old man, who asked for directions.
Uther and Arion had now reached Avallon; the kingdom of the King of all Albion.
" Woah… " said Uther, amazed.
" Kindly close your mouth, or else you might drool on me… " said Arion, as they now walked through the gates.
Uther could now hear and see the busy life of the people, he also saw people in armor.
" Those are the knights of the King, " said Bia.
" Who is the King? " asked Uther.
" His name is Riothamus; the King of Britain, " said Epona.
" Can I meet this King? " said Uther, and it was in that moment- that Arion now had a grin on his face.
The horse now flew towards the inner-castle, passed the guards and straight into the throne-room, where he threw Uther off his back.
The King, his advisors and his knights just looked at the child on the floor, and then they looked at one another.
" Uhm… who are you child? " asked the king.
Uther stood back on his feet, dusted himself off, and then said;
" I am Uther, great King "
" Very well. I am King Riothamus. Tell me, Uther- why have you come to my court? "
Uther's mind was blank.
" You wish to become a courtier, " said Epona.
" I wish to become a courtier, " said Uther.
" Really? " said the King surprised; " From which land do you come from? " asked the King.
Once again, Uther's mind was blank.
" From far off lands, " said Bia.
" From far off lands, " repeated Uther.
King Riothamus looked at Uther and then looked at Arion.
" Tell me, Uther. What service can you bring to my court? " asked the King.
Uther now knew what to say;
" I can only offer loyalty and duty, in want for experience and knowledge "
Those words seemed to please both the king and his knights.
King Riothamus now smiled.
" Very good, Uther. I hereby accept you as my courtier " said the King.
Uther could now be seen smiling.
(Even Arion smiled)
" Arion, " said Epona.
" Yes, my lady? "
" I have not forgotten what you did, " said Epona with what sounded like a smile.
The horse just let out another smile.
King Riothamus now introduced Uther to his knights and advisors.
The advisors were;
Sibyl and Se-Osiris; who had two students; Ruhtra and Nilrem- who were the children of Merlin Ambrosius and Guendoloena.
The knights;
Sir Papelotte- the wielder of Thgidnora.
Sir Dodinas le Savage- the wielder of Halacin.
Sir Galantivet- the wielder of Jalatine. This knight has been blessed with the blessing of the moon; by the Green Man.
Sir Harry le Fise Lake- the wielder of Argá.
Sir Selises of the Dolorous Tower- the wielder of Safís.
Sir Ironside; the noble knight of the Red Launds- the wielder of Jiā lā Ting.
Sir Degrane Saunce Velany; who killed the giant of the black lowe- the wielder of En Pleine Nuit.
Sir Epinogris- the wielder of Kélā lún té.
Sir Lamiel of Cardiff; who is said to be a great lover- the wielder of Kurarento.
Sir Marrok; the knight who has the curse of a werewolf- the wielder of A Notte Fonda.
Sir Pertilope; the brother of the Green Knight- the wielder of Allayl.
Sir Mador de la Porte- the wielder of Ka li le n.
King Riothamus himself wields; The Roar'Burn- a sword that has been blessed by five dragons.
But this part is not over just yet- for the old man has found his destination- he has found his wicked tower.
For Koschei The Immortal Sorcerer has come to Albion.
" Let the wicked adventures begin " said the deathless.
Tzizimite
Uther was cleaning one of the stables.
" This is so boring… " said Uther.
" Did you think that it would be all fun and adventure all the time? " said Bia with the sound of a smile.
" Don't worry. I am sure something exciting will happen, " said Epona.
Arion now pooped.
" Clean that up " said the horse with a giggle.
Uther just looked at the ass of the horse.
When Uther had cleaned the poop, Arion now started to pee.
" Clean that up " said the horse while laughing a bit.
Uther was about to throw the poop at Arion, but that was when he heard someone singing, and the sound of fangirls.
Uther looked outside the stable and saw Sir Lamiel of Cardiff- who was surrounded by women, while singing.
" It seems like he is a great lover " said Uther with a smile and a sigh.
" I think that it is a bit hypocritical, " said Bia.
" How so? " asked Uther.
" Well. Knights are suppose to represent chivalry and chastity, how can Sir Lamiel be a great lover? " said Bia.
" I am sure that he is just having fun, " said Epona.
" Fair enough, " said Bia.
" Uhm. What is chastity? " said Uther with child-like Innocence, and both Epona and Bia realized that Uther still had that Innocence, but, luckily- they were saved from an awkward talk.
Uther, and everyone else now saw a rider.
The man was short and he wore a black dress, a thick and brilliant belt; he wears a black, large hat and boots- that make a lot of noise when he walks.
He was also wearing a mask- a maxican death-mask.
Arion noticed that the horse had braided mane and tail.
" Damn she's fine… " said the horse.
" That is El Sombrerón " said Epona.
" Who? "
But before Uther could get an answer,
El Sombrerón stopped in front of Sir Lamiel, and his flock of fangirls.
" How may I help you? " asked the knight- who had a voice which could make Narcissus and Orpheus envious.
I should also mention; that Sir Lamiel's beauty is greater than that of Adonis and Ganymede.
El Sombrerón did not utter a word, he simply dismounted his horse, untied his silver guitar, and then started to sing and dance.
" Oh, so you wish to do it that way? " said Sir Lamiel with a smile.
One of the citizens gave Sir Lamiel their guitar.
Now, dancing could be seen and music could be heard throughout all the kingdom.
Everyone was dancing, including the animals, and even Uther and Arion were dancing together.
The mood was high and lovely.
Finally.
El Sombrerón knew that he was defeated.
Both the knight and the rider saluted one another, and Tzizimite, along with his horse, now both disappeared.
" That was fun! " said Uther.
The Nephilim now noticed that Arion looked sad.
Uther walked over and petted the horse.
" There, there, " said the Nephilim.
Uther then heard piss and shit hit the floor, and it was now Epona and Bia who were laughing.
At the wicked tower.
" I wish to tell you all a joke. A Rabbi, a Priest and an Imam all walk into a bar. The Rabbi says; " Kosher wine " the Priest says; " Just wine " and the Imam says; " Cold water'' `` said Ornias; the jester of Koschei. The demon now let out his iconic laugh.
Z
Uther, Ruhtra and Nilrem were all training with swords, but, as it seemed, the young Nephilim was getting his behind handed to him.
" I don't get it… how are you two so good with the sword… " said Uther while gasping for air.
" Father said; one must master both magic and the sword, " said Nilrem.
" He also said to master combat and other weapons, but for now, let us focus on the sword " said Ruhtra with a smile.
They continued and Uther's butt was beaten, thoroughly.
After the training.
The three children went to see the blacksmith- Kaveh, and that is where they ran into Sir Epinogris.
" Greetings, you four " said the knight with a bright smile, but Uther was confused.
" Four? " said the Nephilim looking around, that was when Arion's tail hit Uther at the back of his head.
Uther sighed, while the horse(Ruhtra and Nilrem) laughed.
Sir Epinogris just walked over and petteded the mighty beast.
" Come now. There is no need to be so hard on your master " said the knight.
" He is not my master " said the horse, rather coldly, with a hint of anger.
" Right… you can talk… " said Sir Epinogris, both surprised and amazed, with a little weirded out.
" Here you go, " said Kaveh, who had just finished fixing the swords.
" Thank you very much " said all of them, but that was when they heard and saw a rider coming towards them.
The rider had a black hat, a cape and a robin-like mask.
He also had a sword, which put Sir Epinogris on guard.
The rider now stopped in front of the knight.
" Name yourself " said the knight.
The stranger dismounted.
Took a fabulous and mighty pose, and exclaimed;
" I am the great Z! I am Zorro!! "
Everyone, including the animals looked on, while Arion was laughing like a horse.
" Uhm, alright. I am Sir Epinogris. Kindly state your business "
Zorro simply took out his sword and then pointed it at the knight.
" I see " said Sir Epinogris, as he now pulled out his weapon.
The two warriors took their poses, and then the battle began, but the odd thing was.
While they were fighting, Zorro would be like a "commentator" on the battle.
He would say stuff like;
" You fight well, good sir knight, but I- Zorro! Fight better " (it was also here that Zorro tripped over a box)
" Ah, it seems you have me on the ropes, but I-the glorious Zorro! Shall prevail!! " (it was here he stepped on one of Arion's poop cakes)
After a long, and odd; battle.
Sir Epinogris won, but before Zorro vanished, he uttered;
" Ah, alas I shall go, but I wish you all to have fond memories of me; as Zorro- the mighty and magnificent outlaw! "
Oddly enough.
Whenever people thought back to the time Zorro came- they would always smile, not a mocking smile, but a smile that came from the heart.
Below the wicked tower.
" Why was the 10th hell made? Because Hitler and Stalin both died! But, don't worry, they have company; the Japanese soldiers during World War two are there as well! "
Knights of the Mooses
" This cheese is delicious!! " exclaimed Uther with delight and joy.
" Where did you say it came from? " he continued.
" From Sweden " said Sir Pertilope.
" Ah, cheese, one of the two things that the Swedish are known for " said Sir Harry le Fise Lake.
" What is the other thing? " said Uther, curious.
" Their women " said Sir Mador de la Porte.
The other knights nodded in agreement.
" I now see what you mean, Bia… " said Uther, and Bia was now also nodding.
Uther, and the three knights were out taking a ride.
" So, where are we going? " said Uther, while sharing some of his cheese with Arion.
All four now saw three riders, but something was off.
These riders were on mooses.
The horses, the knights, Uther and Arion just looked at the weird sight before them.
But the riders on the mooses- they had an aura of pride and confidence.
" So, uhm. How may we help you chaps? " said Sir Pertilope.
" I think the better question is- who are you chaps? " said Sir Harry.
The foreign riders each struck a dramatic pose on their respective moose, and then each said;
" We are the three knights' moose! "
Uther could be heard saying;
" This is just a whole new level of weird…"
Arion was laughing his horse-ass off.
Sir Mador noticed that the knights moose all had weapons.
" Have you good sirs come seeking battle? " said Sir Mador with a smile.
The knights moose just smiled as well and then all of them nodded.
" Why did you not say so! " exclaimed Sir Pertilope.
It was now on.
Uther got out of the way, while the six knights got in position, and each readied their spears.
" Hey Arion? " said Uther.
" Yes? "
" Are those three knights going to joust while on mooses? "
" Yeah " said Arion with a hint of a laugh.
" Okay… just what is going on? " exclaimed Uther, who still did not know what to make of the situation.
" I have no idea, " said Arion with a smile.
The knights were now ready.
Sir Harry, Sir Pertilope and Sir Mador all three now started to charge, but they suddenly stopped, for all the mooses got frightened, threw their riders off, and then ran away.
The fallen riders looked around, looked at each other, and then they all ran after their mooses.
" Arion? "
" Yes? "
" What just happened? "
" I have no idea "
Above the wicked tower.
" What happened to the 9th and 8th heavens? 7, 8, 9 and 8! "
The knight of madness
" Sir Selises, " said Uther.
" Yes? " said the knight.
" You are of the Dolorous Tower, right? "
" Yes "
" Do you have any connection with the Dolorous Stroke? "
Sir Selises paused for a moment.
" Well. If you think that I dealt the stroke to the fisher-King, then no, it was not me. I am of the Dolorous Tower, yes, but I have a different story- but before Sir Selises could continue, Uther asked;
" Are you related to Jesus? "
Sir Selises paused, while Arion giggled.
Before the knight could answer.
Both he and Uther heard the sound of riders coming towards them.
Sir Selises and Uther were now looking at two riders, one was on a horse, the other was on a donkey.
" Greeting fellow knights! My name is Don Quixote! and this here is my squire! " said the man on the horse.
" My name is Sancho Panza " said the man on the donkey.
Uther and Sir Selises were about to say their names, but Don Quixote caught them off by saying;
" And this here is my royal and loyal steed; Rocinante! "
Uther and Sir Selises just looked at one another, while Arion was checking out Rocinante, which is not that surprising since Arion is a Greek horse. If you know what I mean…
Sir Selises was about to say something, but yet again, Don Quixote caught him off;
" Have either of you seen my beautiful Dulcinea? "
Sancho quietly said;
" Here we go… "
Sir Selises paused for a moment, he then said;
" I am sorry sir, but I know of no woman by the name of Dulcinea " said Sir Selises.
Don Quixote gasped in shock and surprise.
" How can you not know of her?!! Not knowing my Dulcinea is like not knowing the Bible! " exclaimed the knight of madness.
(Sancho was quietly rubbing his own forehead)
" With all due respect sir, I think that is going a bit far " said Sir Selises.
Hearing those words, something snapped in Don Quixote.
" Thou have insulted my beloved Dulcinea's honor! Thou fiend! Thou spawn of the devil!!! " exclaimed Don Quixote in awe of his emotions.
Uther and Sir Selises just looked at Sancho Panza, but Sancho just shrugs his shoulders.
" Now, Rocinante, ride like the wind! " yelled Don Quixote, with his lance ready.
Sir Selises prepared himself, but then, everyone saw how Rocinante tripped and fell over Don Quixote.
" You good? " asked Arion.
" I am too tired for this shit… " uttered Rocinante, exhausted.
" Ah… alas. Thou are not a knight, thou art a sorcerer in disguise. Go on then, mage, finish the job " said Don Quixote, sounding like he had accepted his fate, but Sir Selises and Uther had already started to ride back home.
Within the wicked tower.
" What did Ehud say when he stabbed the fat-King?; I have a message from God! "
Knights of the bridge
" When do you guys think; that I will be ready to joust? " asked Uther, but the three knights were quiet.
" OH COME ON! " yelled Uther, sounding a bit outraged.
" I am sure that you will be ready one day " said Sir Degrane Saunce Velany.
" What day? " asked Uther.
Sir Degrane now looked at Sir Ironside.
" When you are ready, " said Sir Ironside.
" When will I be ready? " asked Uther, now sounding impatience.
Sir Ironside now looked at Sir Dodinas le Savage.
" You are not ready, so have patience, end of discussion " Sir Dodinas.
The only words Uther said was;
" Yes sir "
" Savage " said both Sir Ironside and Sir Degrane.
All four had now reached a bridge.
They stopped their horses.
In front of them were ten riders, ten knights.
One of the knights now rode forward, and then said;
" I am Sir Suero de Quiñones, and these men behind me are my companions and friends. If you four wish to cross this bridge, then you must joust us all off our horses "
The three knights, and Uther, just looked at one another.
" Sure " said the three knights.
" Can I joust too? " said Uther.
" No " said the three knights.
" Sure, " said Sir Suero.
" Wait, what? " exclaimed the three knights.
" He has armor, a lance and a mighty steed- with wings no less, of course he can joust " said Sir Suero.
" Yes! " exclaimed Uther with joy.
" Oh boy… " said the three knights.
The jousts now began.
Sir Degrane, Sir Ironside and Sir Dodinas each took down three knights, only Sir Suero remained.
Uther and Sir Suero both got into position.
" If he dies… who will tell the King? " said Sir Degrane.
" I will do it, " said Sir Dodinas without hesitation.
" Savage " said both Sir Degrane and Sir Ironside.
But.
To everyone's surprise.
Uther won.
Uther had put so much force into his lance, that Sir Suero went flying, literally.
(For some reason, Bia was smiling)
All three knights now exclaimed, with much joy and surprise; " Brutal "
At the wicked tower.
" You know, technically speaking, both the Quran and the Bible are fanfictions! Ha-Ha… I am so going to get crucified for that one… " said Ornias, while sounding nervous… for some reason...
Sir Handsome
" Is it true? " said Uther.
" Is what true? " asked Sir Galantivet.
" That you were once Sir Gawain's squire "
Sir Galantivet just smiled.
" It is true, but I am still his protégé, " said Sir Galantivet.
Uther still looked like he had another question.
" What is it? " asked Sir Galantivet.
" About the Green Man… " said Uther.
" Ah. You wish to know about my blessing "
Uther nodded.
" My power/blessing are based on the phases of the moon. The clearer the moon, the stronger I get " said Sir Moon.
" How strong are you during a full-moon? "
Sir Galantivet was quiet for a moment, he then uttered;
" Too strong… too powerful… "
" But… today is a full-moon… " said Uther, sounding a bit worried.
Sir Galantivet just smiled.
Arion now stopped walking.
" What is it? " asked Uther.
" Look ahead " replied Arion.
Uther and Sir Galantivet were both now watching a man walking towards them.
" It is just a person, why did you stop walking? " asked Uther.
" You really don't sense it? " said Arion, with a hint of fear.
" No… what? " said Uther, now sounding a bit worried.
" That tremendous power… " said Epona.
" That tremendous aura… " said Bia.
Uther was now getting really worried.
He now looked at Sir Galantivet, who was both calm and smiling.
Sir Moon dismounted his horse, and then walked up to this strange man.
Uther and Arion followed close behind.
The closer they got, the more Uther noticed how handsome and big the man was.
" It has been a long time… Sir Escanor " said Sir Galantivet.
" Too long… old friend " said Sir Escanor the Handsome.
" Do you two know each other? " said Uther, while hiding behind Arion's wings.
" We once had a grand and mighty battle on the once carbon planet- 55 Cancri e " said Sir Moon.
" Why was it 'once' a carbon planet? " asked Uther.
" 55 Cancri e is now a diamond planet " said Sir Handsome.
Both Uther and Arion nervously swallowed.
" So. What brings you heither? " asked Sir Galantivet.
" I yarn for another fight " said Sir Escanor.
" You are aware that it is a full-moon? " said Sir Galantivet with a smile.
" Oh, I am well-aware " said Sir Escanor, while lightly tapping his Exalatine- the sword-axe, on his shoulder.
" Uhm… not to be a party-pooper, but I doubt that Earth could handle such a clash… " said Uther, while sweating.
" Worry not, we won't go all out like on 55 Cancri e " said Sir Handsome.
" So, just a friendly match? " said Sir Moon.
" Indeed " said Sir Escanor.
" Then I know just the place, " said Sir Galantivet with a smile.
All three were now on Arion, flying towards a certain destination.
" Uhm… Sir Handsome? " said Uther.
" Yes? "
" Could you tell me the difference between you and Sir Escanor le Grand "
" What are you thinking? "
" Powers "
" Unlike the Giant of the Sun- who gets his powers from an outside force. I get my powers from an internal force " said Sir Handsome, as he was holding his hand at his chest.
"What would that internal force be? " said Uther.
" The writer still does not know, " said Sir Escanor, rather coldly… for some reason…
" But, I have; The blessing of Adonis, with a dash of Ganymede! And with the love of Shaushka- with the mighty-love of Aengus " said Sir Escanor the Handsome.
They had now arrived on an island of coal(literally)
" Uther. You and Arion get to a safe distance " said Sir Galantivet.
Arion immediately flew high up into the sky.
Both knights now readied their weapons.
The moon was high, and the sound of swords could be heard far and wide.
But.
Uther and Arion then heard;
" Moon Jalatine! "
" Ex-alatine! "
A blinding light now followed after those two war-cries.
The clash between Sir Handsome and Sir Moon, had turned the island of coal to an island of diamonds, and in the end, the island was turned into dust.
Which did make the sea glitter like stars.
Uther picked up Sir Galantivet, and was now looking around for Sir Escanor, but he could not see him amidst the glittering sea, he then heard Sir Moon say;
" Worry not, he still lives…"
At the wicked tower.
" My jester; why don't you make yourself useful; travel to paradise and get me some useful information " said Koschei.
" Oh, but my father would not like that, " said Ornias with a horroried smile.
" Your father? " said the deathless.
" God's light "
" Uriel! " said Koschei both amazed and surprised.
Ornias just giggled.
The three werewolves vs the Werewolf-Knight
" Sir Marrok, I have been wondering- How come you live outside the kingdom? " asked Uther.
" I can serve the King and his people best at night- as a guard-dog, " said Sir Marrok.
" Don't you mean- like a guardsman? "
" Sure… "
" Hmm…"
It was quiet for a bit.
" So… the werewolf thing… " said Uther.
" You have heard about it " said Sir Marrok with a smile.
" Is it true? " asked Uther.
" Yes " replied the knight.
" But there is a full-moon? " said Uther, while sounding a little confused.
Sir Marrok simply smiled.
" It is true that I am a Werewolf, but there is one difference, " said the knight.
" What? " said Uther with anticipation.
" I can transform at will "
Just as Sir Marrok had said those words, both he and Uther heard the growls of wolves.
" Ha. Seems like there are wolves nearby " said Uther with a smile, but he then noticed that Sir Marrok had a serious expression on his face.
" Those aren't normal wolves, " said the knight.
Uther was confused for a moment.
He then looked ahead, and saw three giant Werewolves.
" Oh… " said Uther, as his knees were clapping.
" Who are they?... and Arion why did you not come with us?... " uttered Uther, while his knees were still clapping.
" One is; Uridimmu, the other is; the Michigan Dogman, and the third is; Peter " said Epona.
" Who the hell is Peter? " said Uther.
" He is the man who once cried wolf, " said Epona.
" It is a bit ironic that he is now a werewolf, " said Bia.
Uther was still confused.
The three Werewolves got closer.
" Uther… stand back, I will set this wolfpack right " said Sir Marrok with a grin.
Uther now saw how the knight transformed into a werewolf.
The cool thing was the fact that Sir Marrok still had some of his armor on, which made him look even more cool as a werewolf.
" Awesome… " said Uther, with awesomeness.
Sir Marrok now charged at the three werewolves.
The knight had something the other werewolves did not- he had training, combined with his werewolf strength and speed, Sir Marrok was truly unstoppable.
" Amazing… " uttered Uther, with amazingness.
The Knight-Werewolf was now victorious.
Sir Marrok now walked over to Uther.
" Hop on " said the knight with a werewolf-smile.
Uther could not find the words to express his joy, so he immediately hopped on Sir Marrok's back.
" Such soft fur, " said Uther.
The two of them now returned home.
At the wicked tower.
Koschei could hear music, so he looked at his window, to see Ornias dancing with a bunch of skeletons.
" Ornias! What are you doing? " said Koschei.
" It is called the Danse Macabre, and it is hella fun! " yelled Ornias as he continued to dance.
The real Sigurd(Siegfried)
" I have heard a rumor, " said Uther.
" And what rumor what that be? " asked Sir Papelotte.
" You were raised by the sea… " said Uther, amazed.
Sir Papelotte just smiled.
" I was not raised by the sea- I was raised by the Sir of the Sea " said Sir Papelotte.
" Ohhhhh… who that? " said Uther.
Sir Papelotte now had a nostalgic look on his face.
" He was a man of the sea, he could be calm as the sea and unforgiving like a Tsunami, but, he was always kind, like salt-water " said Sir Papelotte.
" But… you can not drink salt-water? " said Uther, a little confused, but Sir Papelotte just smiled.
" Wait… does that mean that you were an orphan? " said Uther.
Sir Papelotte was quiet for a moment.
" I meant no offense, " said Uther, quickly.
Sir Papelotte simply patted Uther on the head.
" Don't worry " said he " I came from a land that was claimed by the sea " he continued.
" By the sea?.... Atlantis? " Said Uther.
" I don't know, for I was but a baby when the Sir of the Sea found me and then raised me " said Sir Papelotte.
The knight now stopped walking.
" What is it? " said Uther.
" I don't know… " said Sir Papelotte as his hand was at the hilt of his sword.
Walking towards the knight and the Nephilim, were two men- in armor and with swords.
The men were now in front of Uther and Sir Papelotte.
" State your names and business " said the knight.
" I am Arminius, the wielder of Greedy-Balmung " said the one.
" And I am Gundaharius, the wielder of the Fang-of-Fafnir, " said the other.
" I also said; state your business " said Sir Papelotte, as he was sensing hostility from the men.
The men simply drew out their weapons, but Gundaharius also covered himself with a cloak; which made him vanish.
" He is gone! " said Uther.
" No. He is merely Invisible " said Sir Papelotte, as he could both hear and see the foot-steps of Gundaharius.
Sir Papelotte now drew forth his Thgidnora, as he blocked an attack from Arminius.
Sir Papelotte was now fighting both Arminius and Gundaharius, and despite the fact that Gundaharius was Invisible, Sir Papelotte was still able to block his attacks.
Uther just looked on.
" I want to help! " yelled Uther, in desperation.
" Uther, pick up some dust and throw it! " said Epona.
Uther immediately picked up some dust and threw it- where it now made Gundaharius visible.
" Now punch him! " yelled Bia, which Uther did.
The punch had so much force, that Gundaharius went flying through the forest, and then dying/disappearing.
Sir Papelotte now finished Arminius.
" Well done, " said Sir Papelotte, as he turned to Uther.
" Thanks " said Uther, as he was trying to calm his fast beating heart down.
" Come. I know a lake nearby that will help you cool off " said the knight.
As they were walking towards the lake, Uther had one last question.
" Is the Sir of the Sea related to the Lady of the Lake? "
At the wicked tower.
" You know. The Jews, Christians and Muslims are like siblings who are constantly trying to out-do one another " said Ornias.
Hunter of the Woods
" Where are we going? " said Uther.
" To one of the King's alias " said Se-Osiris.
" Is it far? " said Uther.
" It is not that far, " said Sibyl.
" Why did we not bring horses?... " said Uther, as he was slogging along.
" It is more fun walking together, " said Sibyl.
Uther just mumbled something quietly…
But he did start to notice the beauty and aura of the forest.
Uther now started to enjoy the journey.
That was until he saw something he had not seen before.
" What is that? " said Uther, while pointing at the creature.
Se-Osiris and Sibyl both looked, and then they both froze, for they were all looking at the fearsome creature known as a Shug Monkey.
" Uther, whatever you do, do not provoke it, " said Se-Osiris, but Uther had already thrown a rock at it.
Se-Osiris just looked at Uther in disbelief.
The Shug Monkey now attacked Uther.
He did everything he could to get it off, and before Se-Osiris and Sibyl could come to Uther's rescue; the Shug Monkey was already dead- by an arrow.
Uther looked up at a tree, where he saw a man.
The man had a bow, arrows and a cloak.
" Who is that? " said Uther.
" Don't throw a rock at him… " said Bia.
The man jumped down from the tree, as Sibyl was helping Uther back on his feet.
" Herne, it is good to see you, " said Se-Osiris.
" Likewise " said Herne the Hunter, as he and Se-Osiris now shook hands.
Herne now looked at Uther.
" You really should not just throw rocks at animals " said the hunter, with a cold-tone.
Uther understood what he meant, and now apologized.
After the Shug Monkey was put to rest, everyone now resumed their journey, till at last, they had now reached the Gay Castle(and yes, you heard me right)
" So… this is the Gay Castle?... " said Uther, as he could sense an aura of flamboyant, coming from the castle.
Everyone now entered the castle, where Uther met King Trahan the Gay; and his two sons;
Sir Melian the Gay and Sir Drian the Gay.
After the greetings and politics were over.
Uther and everyone enjoyed a time of feasting, drinking and partying!
When Uther, and Se-Osiris and Sibyl- all returned home.
Uther would say that he had the time of his life, at the Gay Castle.
At the wicked tower.
" Ha… Gayyyyy! " yelled Ornias.
Who is the fastest?
" So… " said Uther.
" Yeah? " said Arion.
" A lot has happened, " said Uther.
" A lot of adventures, " said the horse.
" Arion "
" Yes? "
" Are we friends? "
" Nope " said the horse coldly.
" Why? "
" I only allow you to ride on my back, because; lady Epona inhabits your body. That does not make us friends "
Epona just sighed.
Uther was now quiet for a bit.
He then noticed Arion's ears move around- as if he had picked up something.
" What is it? " said Uther.
" I don't know, but I don't like it… " said Arion, as he was now on guard.
From out the trees, came out a rider.
Uther saw the man on the horse, and then said;
" You're that old man! "
" Koschei; is my name, and this here is my steed "
Arion and the steed locked eyes.
Uther was getting a bad feeling from the old man.
" What do you want? " asked Uther.
The deathless just had a wicked smile.
" I want a race, " said Koschei.
" A race? " said Uther, surprised.
" A race between your hor- but Arion quickly cut in by saying;
" I am not his horse "
" Okay… " said Koschei, a little confused; " I want a race between us and the two of you " he continued.
Koschei now saw how Arion threw Uther off his back.
" Hey! That hurt… " said Uther; " Why did you do that? " he continued.
" You would just slow me down, " said Arion in a mocking tone.
Bia was holding back Epona from coming out of Uther's body to give Arion a scolding, even the goddess of force and power was struggling.
" Quite the team… " said Koschei's steed, in a sarcastic tone.
Koschei then snapped his fingers, which teleported Uther back on Arion's back.
Arion, once again tried to get Uther off his back, he then tried again, and again, but Uther did not fall off.
" What did you do?! " yelled Arion, angrily, while Uther was doing his best not to puke.
" As I said; I want a race. If you two can beat us; then you are no longer bound together, " said Koschei.
" And if we lose?... " said Arion with a hint of fear.
But Koschei just smiled.
" We shall ride to the end of the island and back. And no flying. " said Koschei, as he and his steed got ready.
" We can do th- but Uther did not get to finish before Arion yelled;
" Shut the hell up! "
Arion's words just broke Epona's heart.
Uther and Arion got into position.
And the race had now begun.
Both horses ran faster than Sleipnir and Shadowfax.
Everywhere they ran, the wind howled, the ground shook and thunder could be heard.
They had now reached the end of the island, and had now begun to run back.
It was here that Koschei's steed gained a huge lead on Arion.
" You can do- but, yet again, Arion cut Uther off.
" Shut up and let me concentrate, " said the horse in frustration.
Uther, now, simply closed his eyes.
Epona helped Uther to match Arion's heart-beat and breathing.
Arion noticed what was happening, but, for some reason, he did not fight against it, and after a few seconds, he and Uther had now found the sweet-spot.
They were now thinking as one.
" We can do this, " said Uther with a smile.
Arion felt a burst of confidence and energy enter his body.
Arion had now passed Koschei; and his steed, till finally, Arion and Uther were the first to return.
Uther was about to dismount, but Arion said;
" Stay "
Uther shed a few tears, and sat properly on Arion's back.
The Nephilim and the horse did not notice that Koschei; and his steed were no were to be seen.
Uther and Arion simply walked back home, now as friends.
At the wicked tower.
Koschei; and his steed had just returned.
" Master… Did you help them? " said Ornias.
Koschei simply said;
" Professionals have standards "