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Chapter 276 - Chapter 276: Buy One Get One Free

Xiao Jiu licked his dry lips and reached out to gently play with a strand of the Snow Empress's silver hair, his eyes aggressive as fire, feeling like he wanted to be to eat the Snow Empress.

"You, get out of the way first."

Snow Empress felt Xiao Jiu's eyes were too hot, and she was a little overwhelmed with nervousness.

"Get out of the way? One step, or two steps? Does one step feel close and two steps feel far?"

Xiao Jiu had a smile on the corner of her mouth.

"You~~"

Snow Empress's beautiful eyes widened as she looked at such a shameless appearance of Xiao Jiu.

When Xiao Jiu took a step forward in the tower, Snow Empress felt her heart beating rapidly, and she felt particularly flustered, not knowing whether it was fear or anticipation.

It's so hard to be human!

The Snow Empress kept ducking to one side along the wall, and she sadly realised that at times like this, the force she had cultivated for over 600,000 years was completely useless and she could only be slaughtered.

Suddenly, the Snow Empress let out a shriek as she fell straight onto the bed because she was too nervous.

At this moment, the Snow Empress froze.

And Xiao Jiu had already perched himself over and smiled evilly, "Are you in such a hurry?"

"You go away!"

Feeling that if he didn't take some action, Xiao Jiu would get even more ahead of himself, the Snow Empress lifted his foot and kicked over.

Xiao Jiu ducked, then covered Snow Empress's mouth and said nervously, "Shhh, don't make a scene, do you want to invite everyone here?"

"I'm shameless anyway, if you think it doesn't matter, you can go ahead and make a scene!"

As if petrified, Snow Empress no longer resisted, her beautiful eyes widened as she gained a newer understanding of Xiao Jiu's shamelessness.

Exasperated and avoiding Xiao Jiu's hand, Snow Empress stroked her flowing silver hair and said nervously, "Then, don't mess around, let's just talk."

In her heart, she actually had a little anticipation too, it felt too strange now. It was just that her cool, proud nature made her reluctant to admit it.

But as soon as the words left her mouth, she found that the shameless Xiao Jiu was already sitting on the edge of the bed, playing with her hair.

"Don't worry, we're just having a chat." Xiao Jiu said soothingly.

.............

..............

Three hours later.

Snow Empress wanted to cry, she angrily kicked Xiao Jiu off the bed, "bastard, you said, just chat, but now ...."

She clenched her teeth in shame and anger, she wanted to hammer Xiao Jiu to death.

The Snow Empress waved her hand and the power of ice and snow coalesced into a cloak, wrapping her up tightly, her head was still a little dizzy and her snow-like face was covered in red.

For everything that had just happened, she felt like she was still in a dream, having been tricked so thinly!

With a smug look on her face, Xiao Jiu said comfortingly, "It's alright, let's go and get you some treatment from Ye Ling Ling and make sure no one can see anything different about you."

"Bastard! I feel like you've been thinking about it for a long time!"

The Snow Empress was even angrier at hearing this, grabbed a pillow and smashed it over.

"Stop it, be careful if someone hears you!" Xiao Jiu wrapped her arms around Snow Empress, then led her to sneak out.

Snow Empress was blown by the cold breeze, and her head then cleared up. It felt like life was really like a dream, 600,000 years! The first time her springtime heart had sprung, she had let someone eat the crumbs, this bastard was too good at cheating people!

''No, it was him using the Force of Original Sin to influence me, and to damage my spirit, which caused me to lose my old composure.''

The Snow Empress was furious, Xiao Jiu was so shameless, to use a divine technique to do something so nasty! What a waste of these powerful abilities.

While thinking, the two had arrived at Ye Lingling's residence.

Ye Lingling had not slept, and was currently practising with Dugu Yan. She was still worried about the future God War, as the only god of healing on Xiao Jiu's side.

She felt a lot of pressure.

"I'm going! Xiao Jiu, you can do it!"

Before Ye Ling Ling could say anything, Dugu Yan with a bad smile on her face, looked up and down when she looked at Snow Empress, "One day and you've fixed someone!"

"What's done, is it ....." Ye Ling Ling's eyes widened, covering her red lips with a look of disbelief.

Snow Empress didn't expect to be poked and prodded just after meeting.

She couldn't hold her face, and glared fiercely at Xiao Jiu.

A blush like blood crawled all over her face, making her even more bright and beautiful.

"Tell me, how did you get fixed?" With a gossipy face, Dugu Yan bumped her arm against the Snow Empress.

"Before that, Xiao Jiu was with Zhu Zhuqing, or someone else chased him, and I could have died of impatience watching him, thinking he was a wooden head."

"I didn't expect that you were taken down in a day, this speed is simply absolute."

Dugu Yan had a curious look on her face.

Ye Ling Ling was also wide-eyed, she was also very curious.

The Snow Empress felt that Dugu Yan seemed willing to get close to her, and most importantly, she was full of resentment and wanted to share it with someone, so she spoke up, "This bastard, he said he would just chat with me ...."

"And then, the chat got to bed? Fuck me, you believe that from a man? You were taken down like that? Sure enough, it's still spirit beasts that are easy to fool!"

Dugu Yan raised his eyebrows, mourning his misfortune ..... Anger at its peak!

"Man, usually say, I'll just go up and sit in your room, you just dare to let them in and make sure to beat them to death and they won't come out. And then there's me just..."

"Yanzi! Xiao Jiu is still here, can you watch what you say!" Ye Ling Ling couldn't listen any longer, feeling too embarrassed.

"What else?" The Snow Empress felt too curious.

A flash of excitement leaked out of Dugu Yan's eyes, and he came up to Snow Empress's ear and started talking.

The more the Snow Empress listened, the wider her eyes widened as she realised that everything Dugu Yan said, Xiao Jiu said the same thing.

"It's all a ruse, summed up as: I'll be how I am, and definitely not how I am!

It's a way to reassure you first, then sweet-talk you into falling step by step, and finally when you wake up, it's already too late."

With a look of regret, Dugu Yan patted Snow Empress's shoulder and sighed, "It's a pity, if you had learned a few things from me, you wouldn't be ....."

"Well, if I knew these routines of humans, I wouldn't have been fooled by him in one day." The Snow Empress was deeply impressed.

"What the hell! I mean, you could have taken down Xiaojiu just like Zhuqing did! Why should we girls be teased when we can tease Xiao Jiu too! I mean, you're missing out on the pleasure of conquering a man."

Dugu Yan had an expression like what are you thinking about, causing Snow Empress to be petrified on the spot.

"I told you, I'm the one who's getting the short end of the stick! Look how much of a bargain you've taken." Xiao Jiu wrapped his arms around Snow Empress with a wicked smile.

The Snow Empress was completely confused, "Between you humans, are women chasing men? Did I observe wrongly all these years?"

Ye Ling Ling gave a white look to Yan Zi and Xiao Jiu, and pulled the Snow Empress, "Don't listen to them, both of them are crazy! Let me treat you."

Ye Lingling did not want to see the simple Snow Empress being led astray by Dugu Yan, and soon, Ye Lingling healed Snow Empress's spirit trauma.

"I'll go back first then." The Snow Empress was secretly relieved to find that his body was intact, and he was about to dive back in a hurry.

However, he was stopped by Dugu Yan, "Why are you still going back? Aren't you afraid of being discovered? I'll let you have my room."

The Snow Empress wanted to say something else, but she was pulled directly into the room by Xiao Jiu. She wanted to cry and prayed in her heart that the Bi Scorpion would not find out anything tomorrow.

Early morning.

Xiao Jiu was awakened by a ghostly cry of misery.

"Roar! ~~~"

[Brother Jiu, help! This scorpion, she's gone crazy.]

Outside of Martial Spirit City, a flurry of chickens and dogs jumped.

As soon as Xiao Jiu opened his eyes, he saw that Snow Empress was creeping around trying to sneak out, with a wave of his hand, his battle robe was put on and he stopped Snow Empress from behind.

"Where are you going, don't you want to go and see what's going on, I'll accompany you!"

Xiao Jiu had an evil smile on his face, the Snow Empress really couldn't do anything with Xiao Jiu at all, she had just been in a moment of springtime, officially like glue.

It was simply impossible to refuse.

The beautiful eyes carried a few moments of helplessness and a few moments of sweetness.

Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling also heard the commotion and followed Xiao Jiu and the Snow Empress, so they came to see what all the fuss was about.

Outside of Martial Spirit City, Er Ming was being beaten by the Bi Scorpion, but fortunately, with Great White's enchanted Wind Wings, this allowed him to barely outrun the Bi Scorpion.

"Great White! We have an ice wolf clan in the far north, and the leader of the pack is a beautiful female ice wolf... I'll give you another chance to correct your mistake!"

"Help me, or help this gorilla!"

The Bi Scorpion turned around with a glare.

"Ow! ~~~"

The slitted wolf eyes of the Emperor of the Moon Wind Wolf were green, and with an immediate swipe of his paw, he withdrew the wind power from Er Ming's body, then enchanted the Bi Scorpion with the Wind Wings.

Er Ming's speed suddenly decreased, and he was viciously stabbed by the Bi Scorpion's poisonous sting, and he almost lost his breath from the pain at that time.

[Da Bai, you really are a dog! A she-wolf has bought you off? Turning the other cheek when you say so] Er Ming roared in anger, scolding the Wind Wolf Emperor for not being righteous.

The Wind Wolf Emperor had a look of contempt on his face: is this a matter of one she-wolf? Ow~~~Good fight! Sister Bi, this emperor will always support you!

"What a horny wolf!" Snow Empress held his forehead, then glared at Xiao Jiu and hummed, "Same virtue as his master!"

"Are you done, be careful we'll be together tonight!" Xiao Jiu hummed in a low voice.

"How dare you!" The Snow Empress ruthlessly glared at Xiao Jiu, her cool face was full of shame and anger, this shameless fellow, there were so many people here, what nonsense?

She hurriedly pulled away from Xiao Jiu at a safe distance.

As soon as Er Ming saw Xiao Jiu, he immediately looked like he had found his saviour and ran directly behind Xiao Jiu, seeking protection.

"Get out of the way! I'm going to beat him up today!" The Bi Scorpion, however, would not relent.

The Snow Empress pulled the Bi Scorpion with no good grace, carefully straightening her clothes, patting the mud from her body and wiping the stains from her face.

"Hmph! Sister doesn't even want me anymore, so what do you care about me?" The Bi Scorpion was aggrieved, tears in her eyes, but still turned her head away arrogantly.

"How come I don't want you anymore?" The Snow Empress coaxed the Bi Scorpion just like a child, a gentle mess.

"Oooh ~~~~ you're all cooked up! I feel it." The Bi Scorpion had a sad face.

"What's cooked?" The Snow Empress wondered.

"The raw rice is cooked!" The more the Bi Scorpion thought about it, the angrier he became, "We've been together for over 400,000 years, and you've only known him for one day, one day!"

"And you're in a nest with him."

"I'm so miserable!"

The Bi Scorpion let out a loud cry of resignation.

The Snow Empress was dumbfounded, his face blue and red, his cool face filled with embarrassment as he defended himself.

"What nonsense? Don't give me any rumours!"

"What rumours? I was outside last night!" The Bi Scorpion glared at the Snow Empress in exasperation.

"We were really having an academic discussion on martial spirits yesterday." The Snow Empress argued.

"You're still lying to me?"

She scolded loudly and angrily, "Don't tell me that you broke your discussion of martial spirits last night when you guys were discussing them? Needed to run to Ye Ling Ling's place in the middle of the night to get fixed?"

"You failed to live up to the trust I placed in you!"

"I can't believe you like humans, and a man at that! You don't love me anymore."

The Bi Scorpion's words choked the Snow Empress half to death.

"Haha~~ This little scorpion, it's just too funny!" Dugu Yan laughed then and fell straight down on Ye Lingling's body, unable to straighten up.

Ye Ling Ling also couldn't help but laugh, this Bi Scorpion was too funny.

The Snow Empress was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground. It was too hard to hear.

Xiao Jiu didn't want Snow Empress to be embarrassed any further, it was only fun to bully his own wife, he lifted the Bi Scorpion's collar and pulled it away from her, laughing and saying.

"Your sister also wants a life of her own, and since you don't like humans, how about marrying Erming?"

"I see that you both have a personality that likes to make trouble, together, the land of the far north is yours to make as much trouble as you like."

When Er Ming heard this, he was dumbfounded, his eyes widened and his head shook like a rattle.

With a face of contempt, the Bi Scorpion clasped his hands and hummed, "Thinking good about me, do you think I'm a drag and want to throw me far away? Dream on!"

"I'm not going to follow that gorilla! If I want to marry someone, I'll marry you!"

The Bi Scorpion said arrogantly, almost choking Xiao Jiu to death.

The Snow Empress was even more shocked.

The Bi Scorpion said rightfully, "Sister, you can never abandon me in this life! I will marry whoever you marry, and we will never be separated!"

"You! ~~"

The Snow Empress was really stunned, this was still possible?

This is too clingy!

"Holy crap, buy one get one free, Xiao Jiu, you're good! Is this hitting the jackpot?" Dugu Yan gave Xiao Jiu a very manly look, which made Xiao Jiu depressed.

The Snow Empress had an even bigger headache, what was this?

She now had two heads in one, and really didn't want to care about the Bi Scorpion.

"Sister, sister, I can help you fight for favour in the future, and I can help you with the kids, I can be useful! By the way, sister, are you pregnant with a little baby? Does this count as our child? "

The Bi Scorpion hugged the Snow Empress's arm, deadpan, and wanted to try to see if he could feel the breath of life inside the Snow Empress's body.

"You go away!"

Snow Empress's snow-like face, faintly emerged a few black lines.

When Er Ming saw that the Bi Scorpion was pestering Xiao Jiu and the Snow Empress, he finally patted his heart with relief and let out a sigh of relief, finally he got rid of this plague.

When Xiao Jiu saw Er Ming's appearance, he said in a good-natured manner, "Er Ming, the Bi Scorpion is one of the top ranked Spirit Beasts, if you don't want such a wife, who else do you want?"

Er Ming tilted his head up and roared with determination: I don't want anyone, I want to be transformed!

Xiaojiu: ".........."

Da Bai: "..........."

"What a determined thought!" Dugu Yan held his forehead, remembering the first time he met Er Ming.

Right at this moment, a violent tremor shook the Douluo Continent.

The God of Angels suddenly flew out of the passageway, her body covered in blood as she rushed towards Xiao Jiu and the others and shouted in panic, "Save me!"

"The God of Destruction has lost his mind, he would rather destroy the Heavenly Fire Plane to drive me to extinction and collect the Shura God position."

The God of Angels said, and in the sky, the passage between the two realms opened, and then a divine mountain from the God Realm crushed over hard.

The God of Destruction roared in anger as he was going to surprisingly bring the entire God Realm to crush the Douluo realm hard.