I can feel my heart almost skip a beat,
When I saw an infected, when I reached the top,
Though one standing only, how could I fight it?
Oh it's running towards me! Oh well, OH SH*T!
Running on the rooftop? Is that even a thing?
But yeah, I did it anyways, because this monster is after me!
Oh life what the hell, I didn't ask you for this to bring,
I asked for riches, a career, and maybe a fling!
I stopped myself from other thoughts, as I hear it getting closer,
What should I do to escape the brink of death?
This is no time to be a loser.
I stopped on my tracks and held my bag, that's been with me ever since I climb,
No, I won't run away, I'd fight my fears this time.
Just kidding, he was really close when I realized my stupidity,
I ran for my life, before it could eat me,
I can't fight the undead, I don't even watch the walking dead,
All I do, is watch comedy shows and go to bed.
Then for some reason luck was on my side,
As I was running the zombie suddenly slide!
It fell to its second death and it's head explode at the impact,
God I thank you for saving me, please don't yet take me back.