"I got to hand it to you, little kid! I'm quite impressed! I really am! I have no idea how or where you learn to speak so fluently and how you vocabulary is so wide for such a young little shitter, but you did it and this is very impressive! I'm not even going to lie to you! You're right about the first part cause I'll be charged by law if I abandoned you or her here, so I'm not even going to waste my breath on that topic! But answer me this, foolish child! If you report to someone that I'm using profanities on you, who would believe you?! Huh?! And what proof do you have that I, Hoben Benjamin Duncan, had done such a thing?!"
"Sir, let's be realistic here. Who do you think they are going to believe? A small child who couldn't had possibly made up such a lie since it seemed like a pointless one? Or a full grown man that I bet used cusses everywhere he go at almost everyone? Who do you really think they'll believe in? Would you mind telling me your answer, sir?"
