Finishing my last lap around the mountain I notice our huge army standing to the side staring into the distance
I look farther and finally notice what they are looking at, It's all the Gods who aren't dead yet or haven't gone into hiding, And right at the front was 2 assholes that I needed to repay
"Zeus, Odin," I say walking through the army as they make a path for me, Changing my clothes using Vibranium to make armor and materialize a sword in my hand I reach the front "You Bast-" I start to say before a large flash of light cuts me off
Stepping out of the light and grabbing Zeus a bulky Purple man starts walking slowly toward me (Thanos?)
Everyone tenses up but I raise my hand to tell them it's fine, And he reached the front " I've wanted to talk to you for a while" Thanos says, throwing Zeus in front of
Looking down at Zeus I have no hesitation and use attraction to bring him up and slice him into small pieces, Confirming his death "What do you want dumbass?" I say to the titan
"Haha Boy, You think you can take my wife from me and I'll accept it?" He says getting agitated
"Wife?" I start to think back to marvel, I mostly knew stuff from movies, Along with a couple of comics that I read in my free time "Ohhh Lady Death?"
He nods his head confirming "Battle me so I can test whether you are worthy of her or not" After he finishes he punches me and I fly through the army
"Don't attack!" I say getting up " Go kill those gods... if they surrender bind them and have the leaders sign the contract" After finishing they all run toward the godly army leaving me here with Thanos "You hit like a little girl..." I lunge forward and slash him with The original Wolverine claws on both sides of his face, adding Strong Force into my hand to cause extra damage
"What a weakling" Much to my surprise Thanos ignores his blood gushing out of his face and stands up immediately " You aren't worthy so die!!" He crouches down to jump at me with his 2 sided sword, but then a yellow light hits him from the side knocking him to his knees
I turn my head and see a golden man standing there with a small stone in his hand causing it to glow "Thanos! You aren't authorized to be on C-53 without permission!"
He then turns toward me " And you are causing a lot of havoc little Demi-God"
I clench my fist " And who are you if I may ask?" I say with a pissed off tone
He smiles and gets into a fist pump pose " I am Adam Warlock, Guardian of the galaxy"
"Whatever..."
He looks shocked at my reaction but just ignores me and goes toward Thanos " Do you agree to leave"
Thanos looks at us with hatred " I'll be back to kill you Little Demi-God" And with those words, he gets enveloped with light and disappears back into his spaceship
I am about to talk to Adam but he blasts off suddenly without looking back "What an asshole..." I start running toward the battle and see most of the other side is bound to the ground and only Odin and a few others are standing against us, What surprises me most is Kratos, Who has a fist through Hercules and standing against us also
"Kratos!! What the hell are you doing" I yell and jump with the others
"Sorry kid, Odin has promised to revive my family... I have to do this"
(Is he that dumb? Doesn't he realize this is a trap to get him to kill us?!) I think
"Fine then... Leave them and fight me" I say and get ready to use something that I created a few months back
(Flashback)
"So you can create any weapons?" Sigurd standing there as we're training asks
" Yeah as far as I know I can create any weapon I want, Along with controlling it however I want," I say dodging his attack
"What about special weapons, Like the monkey king's staff?" His question catches me off guard and he jumps on me pinning me to the ground with his sword at my throat
"I'm not sure..."
He gets off and starts walking away "You should try and learn... it would be a powerful trump card in the future"
(Adding special properties to the weapon huh?)
(Flashback End)
I materialize a normal gun that I always use and Kratos looks at me ready to fight" Hold on buddy, You shouldn't jump in this fight unless you are ready to die"
"I already know how deadly your weapon is, But I need to see my family again," He says and lines at me with the intent to kill
Time freezes " No dumbass I meant because..." I aim the gun at his head "I made this weapon an anti-Kratos weapon" Pulling the trigger the bullet becomes as big as a mountain hitting Kratos's surprised face as it hits him completely ripping off his top half and causing the bottom to drop down "Rest in peace..."
I turn My attention to Odin and the rest and see his surprised Face "Do you want to die? Or would you like to sign the treaty and get this over with?"
He nods his head and puts away His spear and signs the treaty that Jeane put in his face "For the next 2,000 years no immortals or god-like beings are allowed to interact with earth?"
"That's correct, and it includes the god's that died already Since they will reincarnate in a few hundred years or so"
"This is a powerful seal... If I sign this then if they try to enter earth they will die..." He softly mutters and pricks his finger signing the treaty and vanishing with all the other gods behind him, along with the valkyries
"Well bye"
Everyone starts cheering and I have a small smile on my face (Only 2 months till my birthday... I should get a girlfriend) As I think this I recall Bree, The catch of remembering her was that I can't feel any of the emotions associated with the memories, So it feels worse remembering her (Hope she's doing well at least)
I am just getting comfortable with the idea of settling down until the modern world happens when it all turns dark "Hehehe"
A face that ripples then laughing appears before us and we all tense up " Don't worry, I can't enter Earth because of that treaty, It looks like you used Gaia's blood to make it huh?... Well that doesn't mean I can't bring a little toy with me" it says and Dark matter starts absorbing me "Hahahaha"
I look around and see chaos, That is the only way to describe it since all I see is weird molecule looking things
"Welcome to your new home... How should I torture you!?" Dormammu says appearing in front of me
I can't speak, It's like I'm nothing in front of this cosmic entity so I just listen to him " Hmm Damn it, I don't have anything planned..."
He then snaps his fingers "I'll just push you into the future then I can come up with something" He says and Everything blurs as time speeds up
(* Hello Kid can you hear me?*)
(Stan Is that You?)
(* Yes I know that I said I won't talk to you anymore, But I had to tell you this, I felt guilty having put you so far back and making you wait so long, So I manipulated Dormarmu to send you forward in time, And I "Caught" You and I will now send you into modern world*)
I blink in surprise (But what about my friends?)
(*They would have died soon anyway, None of them had a happy ending...*)
(I see...)
(*So I set up an identity for you Since you are still 15 you'll have to go to high school... And don't worry I got you plenty of money and a nice apartment, Anyway, this will be our last contact, have fun in your new life Eli*)
And As If everything was a dream I suddenly wake up in a Band T-Shirt sweating on a bed
Looking around I can tell this is the apartment that he chose for me, I get up and see a Tv Playing "I... am Iron Man" A man who looks just like Robby Downy Junior Says Just as I look at it
(Holy Crap! It's finally time!!)
(A/N: Sorry if this wasn't the awesome crazy battle that you were expecting and in the next chapter he will start planning what to do, and also don't worry about lady death For her it's only been a few hours since he left her dimension)