Lupe Must Be Destroyed Mini Arcs ( WebNovel edition)

Pen Protectors Chapter 1

Kanye Lupe a black male standing at 6'1 with a nappy style haircut he wore big glasses & his favorite wardrobe a green turtleneck & black pants & he is the number one writer in the world age 35; he was invited to the super White House to receive his medal of literary arts it was there that he noticed all of the politicians were looking at him & whispering & some even laughing

•Lupe: "Why is everyone looking at me & Why are they talking in inside voices ugh I don't even want to be here I can't wait till this is over so I can go home"

At that time a tall white man with slap Lupe of the back,he stood about 6'5 he was one of the senators of the super White House his was Luke Mangas age 41

•Mangas: "Kanye Lupe my my it is a pleasure to see you I've read all your books"

•Lupe: "Oh really that's cool I'm honored .... I'm sorry sir but you are ? "

•Mangas: "Oh how rude of me my name is Luke Mangas I'm one of the top senators here"

•Lupe: "oh really well it's nice to meet you"

•Mangas: "Why haven't you eaten anything ? there is plenty of food here"

•Lupe: "Ahhhh Sorry I'm a vegan"

•Mangas: "Oh I see so you are pro lifer when it come to animals right ?"

•Lupe: "Well not really I just think it's important to live a healthy lifestyle"

•Mangas: How interesting ..... you know Kanye the wildest animals hunt the toughest prey & when they kill them there is a certain amount of pride that they feel, example the lion will kill another lion if it's desperate for food that's a DTA in my book

•Lupe: DTA ?

•Mangas: Don't trust anybody ..... well enjoy your time here mr Lupe

•Lupe: Thanks

•Mangas: ( sinister smirk)

Mangas would walk away

•Lupe: That was weird anyway this is such a drag I can't wait till this is over

The president of the United States would appear at the podium a white man with a long white beard & hair he stood with a strong posture his name name was Mushishi age 94

•Mushishi: Ladies & gentleman thank you all for being here it is with great pleasure & honor that I present to you the chairmen of the National Writing Association Guru

•Lupe: Chairmen ? I didn't know the National Writing Association had a chairman

They rolled out a ball inside was a old man with a giant head & a small body he was completely naked & you could see every bone in his body & well as every vein his name was Guru age 167 along side him was a man in a black suit wearing a mask his name was Pippin age unknown

•Mushishi: Kanye Lupe could you please take the stage

As Lupe would walk up the stage Guru would slowly open his eyes

•Guru: Ahhhh Kanye Lupe I finally have a chance to meet you

•Lupe: Y yeah ( What is this thing & why the hell is he naked ?)

•Guru: I have been alive along time Kanye I know talent when I see it & you have it which is why I want to offer you a contact of 1.8 trillion dollars making you the richest man to ever live

•Lupe: WHAT !???!?????!!! Are you sure you want to do that I mean that's a lot of money

As Pippin showed Kanye the contract it was legit all he had to do was sign on the dotted line

•Lupe: There isn't a catch to this right ?

•Pippin: A lot of people wouldn't hesitate to sign a contract of this magnitude do you accept are not ?

•Lupe: Yeah of course I do but.....

•Pippin: Then sign the contract

Lupe would do so & the moment he left his John handcock everyone in the White House would start laughing & cheering for joy

•Lupe: Did I miss something ?

•Guru: Congratulations Lupe you are now the richest man to ever live ..... but I'm afraid I must tell you you have also signed a contract for the Bungeku Games

•Lupe:Bungeku Games What is that ?

•Mushishi: I'll explain every 10 years Guru takes the number 1 Writer in the world & offers them a certain amount of money depending on there talent in the mean time they will be hunted down by random individuals who assists them known as Pen Protector if the top writer is killed that person is deemed the winner of the bungeku but you are different Kanye you signed the biggest contract ever but you didn't read it .... you now have 10 years to write a 1000 chapter novel with no errors it must be picture perfect if you fail to do this you will be hunted down & executed

•Lupe: WHAAAAAAAAT OH HELL NO !!!!!!! I want out

•Mushishi: it's to late once you have signed it the deal is sealed you now have 48 hours to purchase your own pen protectors from the dark market to protect you

•Lupe: What the hell I thought all I was getting was a medal & that was it I didn't know I was singing up for this !!!!!!!!!

•Mushishi: I'm not finished yet ..... what I'm about to tell you is very important..... the US government has 10 doors each door contains a a Dimi human to put it more bluntly someone are something that isn't fit to live a normal human life the government has assigned 10 senators each door if can manage to defeat the senator & the dimi human you will be challenged with the next but there is no telling when the senator wants to open it he or she can do so when ever they like that's why I gave you 10 years to do so because this is the ultimate game of chess

•Pippin: One more thing

As Pippin would put his hands on the forehead of Lupe & flash a green light

•Lupe: Uuuuum What did you do ?

•Pippin: I took away your ability to write & read

•Lupe: WHAAAAAAAAAT !!!!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO WRITE A 1000 CHAPTER NOVEL WHEN I DON'T HAVE THE ABILITY TO WRITE?

•Pippin: Thats for you to figure out

•Lupe: Man fuck this as Kanye walked off the stage

•Mushishi: Wait I haven't given your your medal

•Lupe: Take That piece of shit & stick it up your ass !!!!!!

As he walked passed Mangas he was sipping a glass of red wine & showing a sinister smirk

Meanwhile back home Lupe would explain his situation to Walter a white man that was his butler age 72

•Walter: I see Well that is a bit of a hazard my lord

•Lupe: It's more then a fucking hazard;10 years to write a novel & I can't even fucking read are write what kinda shit is that

•Walter: I Understand your frustration my lord but in the book of st Matthew Chirst said you can speak to the a mountain & it will move

•Lupe: I don't believe in God Walter & this isn't a mountain I'm in deep shit here

•Walter: Even an atheist shouldn't lose hope my lord ...I will log on the dark market & purchase 5 Pen Protectors for you stay patient my lord

45 minuets later the assignment was complete.

•Walter : All done My lord they will be here shortly

•Lupe: I hope you got me some good ones

KNOCK KNOCK

•Lupe: I'll get it Welter I want to see what you got me up front

Lupe opened the door & looked forward.

•Poppieyae: Down here

Lupe looked down & seen a little man that stood about 4'11 he was fat wearing purple shaggy pants & small purple vest & a small jewish purple hat with a gold tassels hanging from the top; he also had a dark tan his name was Poppieyae currently 45 years old.

•Poppieyae: Hey There !

•Lupe: Um are you lost are something?

•Poppieyae: This is the Kanye Lupe residence isn't it ?

•Lupe: Yeah but I don't have time for kids

•Walter : Sir that's not a kid he is one of your pen protectors

•Lupe: Hahahahaha your Serious?

•Walter : ( nods his head yes )

•Poppieyae: Got any food I'm hungry

Poppieyae would walk in & go straight to the refrigerator & would begin to eat everything in sight.

•Lupe: Um Welter you do realize that my life is in jeopardy right ?

•Walter : Yes My lord

•Lupe: So why in the holy fuck did you purchase that ?

Pointing at Poppieyae as he was eating a giant jar of peanut butter.

•Walter : Poppieyae is 45 years old & is from Jerusalem; I know he may not look it but he has the power of 2000 supermen

•Lupe: Thats hard to believe judging by what I'm looking at now ..... the fuck is this man ? what did I do to you Walter ? do you not like me ?am I not paying you enough money ? is your wife not giving you any pussy ?are something you not trying to get me killed is you ?

•Walter : Of course not my lord

•Lupe: Aye how much did this dude cost ?

•Welter: 80 million dollars

•Lupe: ...... Walter I have herd some crazy shit in my life but if you telling me this bullshit I'm gone be pissed & highly angered ... 80 million dollars for that little mother fucker

KNOCK KNOCK

•Lupe: If this next one is anything like the first I'm asking for a refund up front

Lupe goes to the door & opens it & seen a woman biracial with curly hair she has a muscular frame & massive breast she was dressed in a military camo wardrobe she was pretty, her name was Shaela currently 25 years old.

•Shaela: You Lupe ?

•Lupe: Yeah & you are ?

•Shaela: You look a lot smaller In person...

Lupe couldn't help but to look at her giant bosom.

•Shaela: Hey Hey Hey Hey eyes up here you pervert.... just for the record if I you even think about touching me ..... I will cut your dick off & shove it down your throat till you gag & die is that clear ?

Lupe was sweating bullets

•Lupe: Y y y y yes ma'am

At that time Shaela would come in & grab & magazine sit on the sofa & look through it.

Lupe would whisper to Walter

•Lupe: She is pretty as a button but I don't think I have ever been threatened like that in my life who is she ?

•Walter : her name is Shaela she was discharged in the US Marines from Fort Knox Kansas she cost 54 million on the dark market

•Lupe: Ok Walter I really do think your trying to get me killed

KNOCK KNOCK

•Lupe: You open the door this time I have opened enough doors today

Walter would do so he would open the door & when Shaela looked up she would dash towards the individually as they both would clash with their swords; the one she was clashed with was a man that that had light spikey turquoise hair he was white & he were a padded battle suit he looked violent, his name was Iickime

•Walter : Shaela could you not do that ?

•Shaela: Hell no I'm going to kill this guy

•Walter : You must not do that

•Shaela: Why not?

•Walter: Cause he is your partner

•Iickime: ( OCHO!!!!!!!) ( smart personality) Boob girl could you remove your weapon I would like to refrain from hand to hand combat

•Lupe: It's like his personality changed when he sneezed

•Walter: precisely my lord Iickime has 2 personalities an insane personality & a intelligent personality every time he sneezes the personalities change this happens every 30 minuets

•Shaela: That's pretty weird

•Iickime: Your one to talk Your the one who charged at me

•Shaela: Sorry you looked like someone I knew

•Iickime: Was that someone as smart as me ?

•Shaela: Na you both were dumb assess

•Iickime: I have you know my IQ is over 205

•Shaela: Impressive I wonder how your sex life is ?

•Iickime: Was That supposed to be a insult boob girl ?

•Shaela: Stop calling me that you don't know me

•Iickime: I will call you what I want & think of nothing further more

•Shaela: You little shit

•Lupe: Welter why are you doing this to me ?

knock knock

Walter would go to the door & let in another one of comrades Pen Protectors: She stood 5'8 with a freshly cut Mohawk; her skin was cornered yellow & she was extremely young; her body was covered in a full body cape she was also holding a suit case; her name was Curena currently 14 years old.

•Curena: Is this Kanye Lupes house ?

•Walter : Yes please come in

Curena would do so & would begin to shake Lupes hand really hard.

•Curena: Hi my name is Curena I'm from Egypt I've read all your books & I'm a huge fan I guess I should tell you a little about myself; I'm 14 years old love reading books & ice cream although I can't eat it a lot my dad is big on dietary intake; but sometimes I eat it anyway what's your favorite food ? I also like talking to people & making new friends I don't have a lot of friends in fact I don't have any hahaha; my dad didn't want me to become a pen protector but I told him I would rather help someone then sit around & do nothing do you like helping people? Me & my dad train a lot so I might have a muscular build it's kinda a turn off to boys but my dad says I'm still to young to have a boyfriend..... do you have a girlfriend? if you do I bet she's pretty can I meet her one day ? but enough about me what about you ?

Lupe was on the ground damn near unconscious.

•Lupe: Ahhh such a strong grip

•Curena: Oh I'm sorry I guess I don't know my own strength

•Shaela: Great so I'm partners with a glutton & smartass; & a little kid what next a Circus freak show

Knock knock

•Walter :,Thats the last one sir I shall get the door

•Lupe: Please Welter I'm just dyeing to know who it is ( as he said sarcastically as he was wrapping his hand )

Walter would open the door & young man stood outside he stood 5'9 dressed in black pants & a black & white striped shirt his body looked as if it was painted white; his cheeks painted with a round red circle on the left & right he had a bit of a muscular build but you can still tell he was a kid; he were a small black bowl shaped hat on his head; his name was Odonus currently 15 years old.

•Odonus: ......

•Shaela: I stand corrected it's a clown boy ... the circus must of went out of business huh ...... can't you talk at least ?

•Iickime: Do you understand the sciatica notion of quantum physics?

•Poppieyae: Do you like jam ( Poppieyae body was covered in grape jelly)

•Curena: I like your red cheeks

•Odonus: .......

•Shaela: Hey say something dude

•Lupe: Welter is he ok ?

•Walter : I hope so it would be unpleasant if he has a illness

•Shaela: Hey little dude cat got your tongue

He would grab one of Shaela's breast & squeeze it

•Odonus: Not bad D cup

•Shaela: You little shit !!!!!!!!

Shaela would try to throw a punch but she stopped in mid air

As Odonus would walk in

•Shaela: What the hell???? I can't move

•Odonus: You That Kanye Lupe guy ?

•Lupe: Yeah

•Odonus: I just want to let you know from the bottom of my heart your books suck ....

•Lupe: Excuse me ?????

•Odonus: I'm a anime & manga guy anyway I'll protect you just run me my money & there won't be any problems ( as he sat down pulled out a manga & would read it )

•Lupe: This kid needs to learn some manners

•Walter : Odonus could you let Shaela go from your telekinesis

•Odonus: Yeah Whatever ( snaps his fingers )

He would release Shaela as she would dash after Odonus with a machete.

•Welter: Stop!!!!!

•Shaela: But That little bastard touched my chest

•Walter : Odonus can use telekinesis & other mind powers; he has killed over 700 people

•Shaela: (700 ..... I haven't even killed that many )

•Iickime: ( I have killed a number of people but not anywhere close to that )

•Poppieyae: ( I have killed people but not that many)

•Curena: ( ......)

•Walter : Iickime costs 200,million dollars; Curena cost 150 million dollars; but Odonus cost 800 million dollars

•Lupe: Well we not eating shit tonight

•Walter : Nonsense Master your a Trillionaire you have plenty of money

•Lupe: Yeah but I sure as hell hate to spend it I don't even know what to expect out of these 5

•Walter : I expect the best they show lots of promise

Shaela & Iickime were still arguing; Poppieyae was still ramshaking through Kanye Lupes refrigerator; Curena was right beside him making & peanut butter & jelly sandwich with a banana on it; & Odonus was sitting down reading manga........ so ah yeah a pretty promising group.

•Walter : I think we are all going to get along greatly

Kanye looked to the heavens.

•Lupe: I am so fucked.

END OF CHAPTER 1