Jacob was taking a nice peaceful walk through a forest near Camelot. Alone, or as alone as he could be.
" Could you guys stop arguing? " Said Jacob.
" No. Not until Azrael admits. That I am better than Anubis and Hermes " said Hermanubis.
" Look. All I am saying is. Quantity over quality. With Hermes and Anubis. You get quantity and quality, and with you (Hermanubis) one gets neither " said Azrael.
" Did you hear, what this sorry excuse of an archangel of death had to say to me! Did you hear him Jacob?! " Said Hermanubis.
" I can hear the both of you (Since you're both yelling from inside me) " Jacob suddenly looked ahead on the road he was walking, and noticed (What seemed like a 12-year old boy) standing right in front of him. The young boy was also naked… for some reason.
" Guys. Please tell me. That I am not the only one seeing this " Said Jacob.
" Unfortunately. We see him too " Said Azrael.
" Jacob. Would you be so kind, as to. Give the young by some clothes " Said Hermanubis.
Jacob snapped his fingers. Which made clothes appear on the young boy.
" What do you want? Boy " Said Jacob.
" Ah. I see now, but first. Allow me to thank you for giving me clothes. It was getting rather cold, and now. For introductions. I am Ur-nungal. Son of Gilgamesh, and from this day forward. I shall become your squire " Said Ur-nungal. While striking a dramatic pose.
It took Jacob a couple of seconds to respond
( Mostly Because. He was still trying to process everything )
" Okay. I know who Gilgamesh is, and you claim to be his son. Correct? " Said Jacob.
" I don't claim to be. I am the son of mighty Gilgamesh " Said Ur-nungal.
" Wait. Does that make Enkidu your mother! " Said Jacob.
" For now. I think it would be best. If I didn't answer that question " Said Ur-nungal, while looking away from Jacob.
" Fair enough, but you say that you want to be my squire. Is that correct? " Said Jacob.
" That is also correct. I have seen your many advantages, and I deem you worthy of being my master " Said Ur-nungal, while. Once again. Striking a dramatic pose.
" But you are just 12-years old " Said Jacob.
" My friend. If memory serves. You were around 6. When you became Madoc's squire. So I don't really believe that you have much right to say that " Said Azrael.
" For once. I actually agree with Azrael " Said Hermanubis.
" Once again. Fair enough, but why should I make you my squire? " Said Jacob.
" I see. So you want an demonstration " Said Ur-nungal with a smile and his eyes started glowing.
Ur-nungal suddenly appeared right in front of Jacob.
Jacob was in shock. Because. With all his powers and abilities. He could not preserve Ur-nungals movements, but while Jacob was trying to get his bearings together. Ur-nungal punched Jacob right in the stomach. Damaging suit (Jacob's armor) and sending Jacob flying for miles. Hitting every tree and rock on the way.
After finally having landed on the face of a cliff. Jacob said " Well. There is nothing like getting all your organs damaged early in the afternoon. Suit. Could you please heal me " as Jacob said that. Suit had already begun healing his injuries, and fixing the armor.
Jacob looked up from the ground, and saw Ur-nungal standing right in front of him.
" And that. Was only a taste of my many powers and abilities " Said Ur-nungal.
Jacob stood back up. Looked at Ur-nungal, and then said " If you really want to be my squire. Fine. But I am warning you. It won't be easy "
" I would be disappointed. If it was easy " Said Ur-nungal.
Jacob smiled at the kid in front of him, and then said " Very well then. Let us return to Camelot. Your new home "
And so.
Both Jacob and Ur-nungal returned to Camelot. As master and squire.
" Hey. Do you mind. If I just call you Nungal? " asked Jacob.
" Only if I can call you master " Said Ur-nungal.
" Deal! " Said Jacob.
" Ah. I have a feeling. That this is the start of a beautiful friendship. With many adventures ahead " Said Azrael.
" Do you really think that Anubis and Hermes are better than me? " Said Hermanubis, and all Azrael did. Was letting out a sigh.
Later.
" So what happened while I was gone " Said Lug as he entered the Morrigan's cave.
" Not much, but a naked boy came out off the Morrigan's waters, and ran out the cave " said lady Morgana.
" Why did you not stop him? " Said Lug.
" I was busy planning my revenge on Arthur " Said lady Morgana as she was writing in her diary.
" Fair enough, but where is the Morrigan? "
" She said. That she was tired of your shit, so she took a nap "
" Once again. Fair enough " Said Lug, and then went on to read his book about heroes and legends.