" Do you think. That we will be lucky. This time around, Master " Said Jacob.
" What do you mean? " Said Madoc.
" Well. It is just that. Whenever we take a walk in a forest. We are always attacked by strange people " Said Jacob.
" I am sure that it won't happen this time around " Said Madoc, and as if on cue. Two people stood ahead of Madoc and Jacob on the road.
" Rejoice. You mongrels. For I am Gilgamesh, and this is my dear friend, Enkidu " Said Gilgamesh.
" Wait, mongrels? " Said Jacob
" Indeed. You two are mongrels, and I am a King. I am also ⅓ human and ⅔ god " Said Gilgamesh.
" Wait. Does that not mean that you are more of a mongrel then us? " Said Jacob.
Gilgamesh looked at Jacob, and then said " Listen here you little mongrel " and that was when Enkidu stept in.
" Enough Gil, and besides. The kid is technically correct " Said Enkidu.
Gilgamesh scuffed.
" I do hope, that you can forgive him " Said Enkidu.
Madoc looked at Enkidu, and then said to Gilgamesh " Is she your wife? "
" He is my friend "
" Is he your husband? "
" He is my dear friend "
Madoc and Jacob looked at each other confused. While Enkidu just smiled.
" Well. What do you want? " Said Madoc.
" We are here to kill, but before Gilgamesh could finish his sentence. Madoc punched Gilgamesh straight in the face. Sending Gilgamesh flying through some trees.
" It is unusual for you to attack first, Master " Said Jacob.
" Well considering what we have been through. I could not take any chances " Said Madoc.
" Are you okay Gil? " Said Enkidu.
" Worry not Enki. For this is but a scratch " Said Gilgamesh and got back up.
" What makes you think, that you are a worthy challenge to my master? " Said Jacob.
" Dear child. Me and Enkidu have fought and killed Humbaba. Your master is nothing compared to Humbaba " Said Gilgamesh.
" If that is true, then. Is it not a waste of your precious time. Killing me and my squire? " Said Madoc.
Gilgamesh thought about it for a second, and then said " You're absolutely right. Enkidu we are leaving " said Gilgamesh, and then took Enkidu by the hand, and all Lug had to say (from the Morrigan's cave) was " WHAT THE FUCK. Morrigan. How is that possible? " and all The Morrigan did was shrug her shoulders, and all Madoc had to say was " Well. That was easy "
" Master. You sly fox. I never knew this side of you " Said Jacob.
" My dear Jacob. Let me tell you something. All that goes well. Ends well " Said Madoc, and gave Jacob a piggyback ride back to Camelot.
Gilgamesh and Enkidu walked for a while. Holding hands. Afterwards they both looked at each other. Deep in each others eyes, and shared a kiss, before turning into dust.