" So who will it be this time? Dracula? Or perhaps Cthulhu? Said The Morrigan.
" I am well aware of the fact that you are mocking me, but no, I want to try something different " Said Lug.
" What? are finally going to stop this nonsense, and leave me alone? "
" Don't be ridiculous. No, I want to see all the people in Camelot. Fight each other "
" How in the hell are you going to make that happen? "
" It is actually easier than you think. With a woman "
" A woman? "
" Yep. Think about it. There have been wars for land and riches, but there has also been wars for women. Just ask Uther Pendragon. How he got his hands on poor Igraine, but for now I think that you should bring, the one woman whose beauty started the greatest of wars. Bring me Helen of Troy " Said Lug.
" You mean Helena of Sparta " Said The Morrigan.
" Whatever. Just bring her "
" Very well " Said the Morrigan.
Later.
Helena was on her way to Camelot.
On her way to Camelot. Helena walked passed a farm. The farmer looked at Helena, and Said
" I'd bang her "
Jacob and Madoc were both on their way back to Camelot.
" Hey Master. I have a question " Said Jacob.
" Ask away " Said Madoc.
" When are we going to set sail on your ship, the Gwennan Gorn? " Said Jacob.
" Soon I hope. It is just that. I have been so busy these days, so I hope you can forgive me, my dear squire "
" No problem master. I will be as patience as I need to be, but I can't wait for the day when we set sail on the Gwennan Gorn " Said Jacob, but that was when both Madoc and Jacob heard a voice from behind them.
" Excuse me "
Madoc and Jacob both turned around, and that was when they saw Helena.
" How can we be of help, miss? " said Madoc.
" Just call me Helena "
" Well. It is a pleasure to meet you Helena. My name is Madoc, and this is my squire, Jacob "
" The pleasure is all mine " Said Helena.
" Are you perhaps lost? " Said Madoc.
" No, but there is something I was hoping you could help me with " Said Helena.
" If it is within my power. Then all you need to do, is ask " Said Madoc.
" I want to be Camelot's new Queen " Said Helena.
Madoc and Jacob were both silent, for a couple of seconds.
" I am sorry, but that is not something I can make you. Because, last time I checked, Queen Guinevere is still alive " Said Madoc.
Helena had a confused look on her face.
" You don't seem to be effected by my beauty " Said Helena.
Madoc and Jacob looked at each other confused.
" Well. If I am being honest. Your beauty is nothing compared to that of lady Morgana " Said Jacob.
" What do you mean? "
" Come and I will show you " Said Jacob.
And so. Madoc, Jacob and Helena all entered Camelot, and that was when Helena saw what Jacob was talking about, Because. Walking down the lower town was lady Morgana (alongside Accolon and Amir), but what was unusual for Helena, and usual for everyone else in the Camelot. Was the fact that all eyes were on Lady Morgana. From single men to young boys, and even to married men. Even some women, could not resist, to take a peek, at the walking beauty, that was, the Lady Morgana.
Helena walked up to Morgana, and then said " I see. You are the reason that my beauty has no effect on anyone "
" I beg your pardon? " Said Lady Morgana.
" Who is your new friend? " Said Accolon.
" This is Helena " Said Madoc.
" Well It is a pleasure to meet you, but, my lady Morgana. We really need to get back to the castle " Said Accolon.
Jacob walked up to Amir and whispered " Is that their new code word? "
" Indeed " said Amir
" Amir did you say something? " Said Lady Morgana.
" Nothing, my lady " Said Amir, and ran back to Morgana and Accolon. Who were heading back to the castle.
" Well it seems that I came here in vain. I might as well head back " Said Helena.
" Well, at the very least. Let us give you a tour of Camelot " Said Jacob.
Helena looked at Madoc, and Madoc smiled, and then said " It would be an honor ", and so. Helena got a tour of Camelot.
Later that day. At night.
Helena returned back to the Morrigan's cave.
" It seems that I failed " Said Helena.
" You don't say, but at least you had fun " Said Lug.
" Indeed, and I must say. That Merlin fellow was sure handsome " Said Helena.
Lug looked at Helena, and then snapped his fingers. Which made Helena turn into dust.
" I wonder whose beauty is greater. Mine or Helena's " Said The Morrigan.
" Yours " Said Lug.
" What? "
" Nothing. Let us just get on with the next plan "
" Sure " Said the Morrigan.