"Hi, my name is Bryan Derrick and I work for the police. Today is a special day for you so I will start off by wishing you a happy birthday and a very peaceful life.
"It's hard talking to you these days you know? I figured that if I tried to say this to your face you would either not listen at all or you would just punch me in the face so I used this as an excuse to talk to you about something very important.
"This isn't actually what it seems to be, I also figured that if I got you to accept my presents then it would be easier for you to read this, so please don't drop it.
"The first thing I want to say is that I'm sorry about what happened. I know I behaved in a rude manner (and it might have offended you) and that led us to fight. I don't want to know the cause of the argument and I'd like to think that it's my fault so I'm apologising.
"Can we start over? Having you as a friend has been very amazing for me and I wouldn't want that to end like this.
