Me, Dipper and Mabel are standing in front of a vending machine at the Mystery Shack,they are inserting coins, pressing selection buttons and eagerly anticipating candy.
Dipper and Mabel "Candy! Candy! Candy!"
The vending machine attempts to drop a bag of candy, but it gets stuck.
Dipper "No! It's trapped!"
Mabel "Everything is terrible forever!"
"Please calm down..."
Soos Ramirez "Psst. Hey, dudes! You wanna know a trick?" Hits vending machine with hands and elbow "Bibbity-boop. Wop!" Vending machine opens " A genius taught me that once." Grabs candy from the machine " This just in: weather stations are calling for a... candy blizzard!" Throws candy on them
Mabe "lForget taking off the wrappers! I'm eating these now!" She Stuffs handfuls of unwrapped candy into mouth
I giggle at how silly this is
Im currently wearing a yellow band
So I'm using a big blue sweater
Black sweat pants and red sneakers
Dipper "Soos, you are the greatest human ever to live."
Mabel "Agh! Oh! *Choking* That was a mistake! "
She Collapses
I sigh and heal her with ma magic
Soos "Hey, no sweat, dude. " Putting money in machine " I'd do anything for the Pines family."
Stan Pines from another room shouts " Soos! I need to scratch myself in two places at once!"
Soos "And I mean anything! Coming Mr. Pines! "Walks away
Dipper Sees Soos' wallet left on the table "Whoa! Better makes sure he gets his wallet back."
Mabel "Wait! I've never seen Soos' wallet before. Don't you wanna learn some Soos secrets?"
"That's very rude Mabel."i scold
Dipper "I don't know if we should be- *Takes out a membership card* Wo-oah! Soos has a membership to Laser Tag? Ha ha, I didn't know they let grown-ups in there."
Mabel "And look. *Pulls out salami with sticky note that says, "emergency"* Emergency salami! Soos, my respect for you has grown."
Dipper Reading from driver's license: "Jésus Alzamirano Ramirez. Organ donor. Birthday: July 13th." Wait a minute. That's today."
Mabel "Woah..."
Dipper "That's weird. I wonder why he didn't tell anyone."
I shrug and say "trauma?"
Mabel "Uh-duh! It's probably because he wants someone to throw him a surprise party; I can relate. I've been waiting for a surprise party my whole life."
Candy Chiu Walks up and throws confetti on her " Surprise!"
Mabel "Too little, too late, Chiu."
Candy "Awww."
Timeskip to everyone outside and Grenda painting a sign that says "IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY YO!!!!!"
I sigh as i drop off more paint on the table for them to use and leave as i sit on the roof to watch
Mabel "More exclamation points! More I say!"
Grenda "Wow, you guys thought of everything!"
Mabel As Dipper puts a cake on the table "Grenda, twins are born birthday experts."
Dipper "We've shared every birthday together, so we know how to make them perfect."
Dipper and Mabel High five, touch heels, and blow party blowers
Dipper "Hey. places everyone! I hear footsteps!"
Grenda As they hide behind a table " Everyone be QUIET!"
Soos With a blindfold on, while Candy leads him on " Alright, you promised a giant hummingbird, so I'm expecting to see a giant hummingbird."
Candy "Three, two, one..." Yanks blindfold off
Soos Sees party " Huh?"
Dipper, Mabel and Grenda "Surprise!"
Mabel "Happy birthday, you king on Earth! We got everything you love. Cake-flavored pizza, pizza-flavored cake," Leading him to a tent labeled "Razzle-Dazzler" " and one more treat..." The curtain opens to reveal Toby Determined in a red sequined leotard with a big sparkly blue bow dancing.
Toby "Razzle dazzle, friends! It's the Razz-dazzler! This is what my life has become"
.Soos "I... I..." Mabel "Quick! Everyone pose for the birthday smiles memory album!" (MTakes picture When the photo comes out, everyone sees that Soos is frowning.
Dipper "Soos, what's wrong?"
Soos "It's uh. It's nothing. I, uh. I gotta go fix a pipe or something." Walks away with fists clenched, head down and eyes closed Soos leaves, walking around the corner of the Mystery Shack. Wendy and Stan walk in from around the same corner, staring at Soos.
Wendy Corduroy "Hey, did you guys see Soos? What happened to--? *Sees party* Oh no. Oh no, no. Okay, you guys didn't know so it's not your fault, but Soos hates his birthday."
I sigh annoyed and jump off the roof landing next to her
Dipper and Mabel "What?"
Wendy "It's a total mystery. I guess he's been like this since he was a kid. Some weird personal biz."
Mabel "There's gotta be something we can do!"
Wendy "We've tried everything."
Stan "I even petitioned the government to have this day removed from calenders. Now I'm not allowed on airplanes." Holds up mug shot of himself stamped "BANNED" and marked "DANGER FLIGHT RISK"
Timeskip Soos on the porch looking at a postcard that says "Hello! from New Orleans"Soos Sighs
Wendy With others, watching him from behind the house "I don't know, guys. Maybe we should just leave him alone, you know?"
Dipper "No one should be alone on their birthday. There's gotta be a way to cheer him up. We just have to try harder."
Mabel "You're right, Dipper! It's time for us to bring out the big guns!" TIMESKIP
to Big Gunz Laser Tag. Dipper, Mabel, Soos, Stan, Wendy, me, Candy, and Grenda are walking in.
Soos With blindfolds on "Alright, guys. Blindfold me once, shame on you. Blindfold me twice- wait a minute. Hot dog smell? Sticky floors? Future sounds?" Takes off blindfold " Laser tag? I-I love laser tag. How'd you guys know?"
Mabel "Um, we definitely didn't rifle through your wallet?" She Awkwardly laughs
I huff in disapproval
"Hey Lui do you think we could manage to cheer him up?"Wendy asked
"I don't know.."
Laser Tag Announcer "Welcome to the year 8000. Society: collapsed. Fog machines: everywhere."
Wendy "Are these walls just mattresses spray painted purple?"
Stan "Think this place used to be a mattress store."
Soos "I-I don't know, guys. I'm not sure I'm up to this today."
Dipper "Don't worry, Soos. As soon as you start playing with us, you're gonna have a great time."
Mabel "We promise, no matter what happens, we won't leave your side."
Soos "Well, I guess I could give it a shot."
Laser Tag Announcer "Prepare for laser battle! In three, two," Writing on billboard: "GO!" as buzzer sounds
Everyone except Dipper, Mabel Soos and i run in the battle zone
SoosSees untied shoes "Wu-oh. Better tie down these cowboys"
I chuckle and help him once we look up we see that the twins are nowhere to be seen
"Where did they go?"Soos asked upset
"Well I'm sure that we'll run into them don't worry!"
I smile at him
He smiles bitterly back and we enter
Timeskip
Soos "Dipper? Mabel? Requesting backup! Ah! Oh! Ah, Ah! Oh no!" Gets hit by several lasers
I get shot but s a light is placed around me i realized what was happening
I was being transported to where the twins were
I sigh and wave at Soos, he waves back nervously
Toby He dances at a studio as Dipper and Mabel walk by " A dah buh dee, dah buh dee do, yeah! Look out Broadway, here I come."
I look at them from the roof
Mabel(She bangs on the glass to get Toby's attention; yells:) "This dream goes nowhere, Toby!"
Toby"Awww, marbles!"
Dipper and Mabel continue down the sidewalk. Bud Gleeful and Mrs. Gleeful push a stroller.
Tambry and Wendy ride up to them on tricycles.
I jump down
The twins look surprised at my presence
"Supernatural remember?"
"Ooh right!"they say
Dipper "Woah!"
Tambry "Oops, sorry."
Wendy whispers into Tambry's ear
Tambry Pointing at Dipper "My friend thinks you're cute."
Wendy "Oh-my-gosh, Tambry! "
She pushes Tambry off her tricycle "Shut up!"
Tambry "Ow! Hey!"
Dipper He blushes and nervously laughs "Thank you. I mean... you're super young, so this is weird."
"Ya think?"
Mabel"Heheh, now you know how she feels, creep."
Dipper "Heh heh, yeah, I-uh. Huh. Wow. *Pauses* Wooow..."
I sigh in annoyance
Cut to Mystery Shack
Stan(inside) "Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, to see my latest attraction. A man, made of wax, and several other people, made of wax, It's a whole wax exhibit."
We are outside as is Dipper Taking off laser tag vest "Alright. The coast is clear."
Mabel Taking off laser tag vest " Now's our chance!"
I sigh and teleport the vests to my mindscape
Dipper and Mabel Get in through the window
I teleport in
Dipper "Hah! Bingo." Picks up screwdriver "Alright, let's see..."
Soos To vending machine: " Ah, c'mon candy. Fall. Fall." Bangs on glass
Mabel Walks over "Allow me. You just need to know a guy on the inside. Bippidy-boop. Wop!" Copies Soos' method of opening the vending machine. Reaches in and grabs some candy
"Jackpot!" Turns to face Soos and gasps
Soos "Thanks, dawg. *Holds out hand and takes candy. Walks away* You must be some kind of genius."
I simply yawn as i kinda didn't sleep last night and have been operating on moka
Dipper Using screwdriver " ñAlright. I think I've got this thing working."
Mabel Shakes Dipper " Dipper, Dipper. Look." Turns Dipper's face towards Soos
Dipper "No. Way."
Soos looks at a Mystery Shack staff shirt, then at his own wishfully.
Abuelita "Mi precioso. You keep wandering off. You don't want to be late for your big day."
Soos Walking out with his grandmother, holding her hand "Sorry, Abuelita."
Mabel "Big day? This could be the birthday where that personal biz went down. We could finally find out why Soos hates his birthday."
"I don't think that's a good idea.."i say under my breath
Dipper Looks at time travel device "Alright. But let's be quick."
Cut to Soos' house, with a birthday party in the backyard. Dipper and Mabel are spying on the party from behind bushes while i lat on the grass and just lay there.
Kid Running with friends "I want a piece of birthday cake!Cousin"
To Soos: "Who's a handsome birthday boy?"
Cousin 2 "It's you!"
Abuelita Carrying box. Laughs "Soos, you are such a lady's man."
Soos "They're my cousins, grandma, gross."
Abuelita Opens box "I got you a racecar cake.DipperMan, I don't know why Soos hate his birthdays, this looks great."
Soos Licking frosting off of racecar. He sees a kid takes a seat at the head of the table "Uh, sorry dude, but could you move seats? That's the seat of honor."
Kid "Uh, who's it for?SoosOh, heh. It's for my dad actually. I haven't seen him in like... eight years. But he's coming today!" Hears doorbell ring "That must be him!" Wipes face and rearranges party hat. Runs to the door
as Mabel and Dipper follow, looking in through a window. Soos breathes in and out "Alright Soos. Today's the big day. Be cool. Be. Cool." Opens door
Mailman "Postcard for... *Looks at postcard* ...Soos."
Soos Takes postcard which says "Hello! from New Orleans", the same postcard present Soos was holding earlier. Reading backside: "Sorry, champ. Couldn't make it this year. Real busy again. See you next year for sure. Dad."
Reggie "Hey, don't sweat it, cuz. You'll see him next year."
Soos "Heh, yeah. Next year." Pulls out a box of postcards, all from different places: Massachusetts, New York, and all seem to have the same message. Puts postcard in box " Uh, I'm gonna go lay down. You party without me dudes." Walks away
Abuelita "Wait! What about your presents?" Picks up present and pushed a key through the paper which makes a "Yayah!" similar to Soos' keyboard machine in Double Dipper
Dipper "So that's why Soos hates his birthday. It's the day he realized his dad wasn't coming back."
Mabel "So, how much partying can fix that"
Robbie Shoots Dipper in face with a water gun "Heheh, dorks. Young Robbie!"
Cut to Soos, sitting glumly in his room
Abuelita Outside the room, to herself "Ay, Soos' father is a deadbeat! ¡Si alguna vez muestra su carota por aquí, se la voy a partir pieza por pieza!" (Meaning: "If he ever shows his face here again, I'll tear him limb from limb!") "Ahem." Walks into room "Soo-oo-oos. I made you cookies shaped like dinosaurs."
Soos "I don't want cookies. I wanna see Dad again."
Abuelita "And he wants to see you, he's just... busy."
Soos "Busy in New Orleans..."
Abuelita "Aye, yes...Trust me. You will feel better someday."
Mabel Spying through window with Dipper and i "Ugh, this is awful."
Dipper "We promised Soos a happy birthday, but how can we give him that now? This goes beyond anything we know how to fix."
"I'm not to sure..?"
Blendin somewhere else "Th-this way!"
Dipper "Uh-oh. Hide!"
I try teleport us on the roof but due to my sleep like state, i teleport us behind the tree with an awful landing
Lolph, Blendin and Dundgren walk to where Dipper and Mabel had been hiding.
Blendin "They've gotta be around here somewhere. I-I-I think I heard them!" Looks at a tree
Lolph "Freeze!" Shoots laser gun at tree, which blows up, revealing Robbie, who runs away crying
" Trace their chrono-signatures."
Blendin "Man, the sooner I defeat those kids in Globnar, the sooner I can win my time wish."
Dundgren "Tell you what I'd do if I had a time wish. Retire early. Spend more time with the kids."
Blendin "Naing Niang Niang Niang Niang, with the kids! Don't you know a time wish can do literally anything? Any impossible problem solved *Snaps finger* just like that? I mean, imagine the possibilities."
Dipper "Wait, Mabel, that's it! The time wish! If we defeat Blendin in that space battle...Mabel...Then we can wish that Soos' dad came to his twelfth birthday!"
Dipper "And Soos' birthdays would be fixed forever. " Snaps finger "All of them."
Mabel "But do you really think we can win Globnar?"
Dipper "It's the only chance we have, we do have Lui as well. Besides, it's for Soos. He would do the same for us. "
"Guys.."
They humm as recognition
"I'm not allowed to meddle with tournaments.."
"Oh.."dipper let's out with a sigh he nods "then me and Mabel will do it alone"
He Walks out from behind tree with Mabel "Here we are Blendin. We surrender."
Blendinb"It's them!"
Dundgren "Freeze!" Points laser gun at them
Lolph Pulling out his own gun "Careful, they're from the past. They might have powder muskets or slap bracelets."
Dipper "Look guys, no tricks this time. We're ready to challenge you, okay?"
Blendin "Yes! Let the Globnar begin! Prepare... for... GLOBNAAA-" Blendin's voice is cut off and a green mute symbol appears in front of his mouth
Lolph "Hey, turns out I can mute him."
Dundgren "Man, I wish we'd known that earlier."
Lolph "Initializing!" Presses button wrist, and the group disappears in a flash of white, leaving a red screwdriver behind
I sigh and begin to be placed back in our timeline
Cut to Big Gunz Laser Tag.
I look around for Soos until i finally see him walking to the exit
I run of to him and hear him speaking
Soos "Dipper? Mabel? Aw, who am I kidding? I'm not up for this *Goes towards exit and takes out coin* Heads I stay, tails I go make myself some dinosaur shaped cookies." Flips coin
I pat him on the back and he sees me goes to talk but notices the coin stops
A kid is drinking from a water fountain when time starts to slow down. Two kids playing in the laser tag arena also slow down and stop. Soos's coin stops in mid-air.
Soos "Huh. That's... unconventional"
"yup!"
Dipper and Mabel They appear with Blendin "Soos!"
Soos "G-guys!"
Dipper "We're so sorry we left you hanging dude. We got caught up in this time travel junk--"
Mabel "And there was a time cyclops--"
Dipper "And don't forget about the--"
Mabel "Heheh."
Dipper and Mabel "Time race!"
Mabel "But, the point is, Soos, we think we know how to fix your birthday."
Soos "Woah, really? Wait, you guys did all of that... for me?"
Blendin "And that's not all." Presses button on wristwatch and the time wish appears
"Behold your time wish! The power to alter time paradox free in any way you choose."
Dipperb"We think the only thing that can make you happy is meeting your dad."
Mabel "But the choice is yours."
Soos "You mean I can finally see my dad by touching this thing? And you guys battled through time and space just to get this for me?" Takes out postcard from New Orleans
Dipper "What are you waiting for, Soos?"
Soos Glances at postcard then puts it away "Alright, here goes nothing." Places hand on time wish and it gives off white light. When the light clears, Mabel and Dipper get cleaned from their battles.
Dipper "What the--?"
Mabel "Wait what?"
Soos "Bam! I fixed you dudes up."
Dipper "But Soos, what about meeting your dad?"
Soos "Well, birthdays are supposed to be spent with the people who care about you. But you know what, that dude didn't care about me enough to visit me once, let alone fight monsters through time and space like you dudes. I mean, you had a gladiator fight, just to make me happy. I've been being ridiculous this whole time. Whoever my dad was, he can take a hike. *Throws postcard* I know who my family is now, and it's you dudes. *Hugs the twins* Thanks for giving me the best birthday ever."
'thats adorable!!!!'
[Yes it is!(☆▽☆)]
Blendin "Are you kidding me?! Do you have any idea what you've just wasted?! Do you how many have died to get the time wish; the wars that were started?!"
Soos "Oh that's not all dude. *Holds up slice of pizza* I also wished for this slice of infinite pizza. Watch. *Takes bite of pizza, which regenerates* And it can do that for like...infinity."
Dipper "Oh yeah, okay, cool."
Blendin "Okay, yeah. Phew. That's a good time wish!"
Soos "There's still ten minutes before Laser Tag closes. You dudes wanna play?"
Dipper "Yeah."
Dipper, Mabel and Soos run into Laser Tag zone, laughing.
I chuckle shaking my head
Dipper and Mabel "Happy birthday, Soos!"
I follow them with a small smile on my face