"Hwaah! Total domination! I am the master of Attic Stuff Mini-golf! From the mighty Swiss Alps, to the badlands of Dipper's old laundry where man fears to tread!"Mabel says as they play golf and i read some fanfics by the side
I hear Dipper Pines Walk to another golf ball and prepare to hit it " Alright, let a pro on the field, or floor. Whatever."Dipper hits the eyeball very hard. The eyeball bounces around the room and crashes through a window.
Grunkle Stan is heard somewhere else shouting " Ah, my head! It hit me right in the head!"
"Yes! Stan shot. Is that legal?" dipper asks at the end
I chuckle at that
Mabel and Dipper look at the judge, Waddles, and see him eating the score card.
"The judges say it's out of bounds" Mabel answers "You're out of bounds!"Dipper says in protest and Lightly jabs Mabel in the stomach with his golf club
I shake my head at the noise and go upstairs to continue reading
I eventually get bored and start to make a flower out of cristal
After a while i see Dipper outside on the ground.
I tilt my head in confusion and enhance my hearing "Ah...sleeping under the stars...not bad." dipper says i hear a growling sound and notice dipper get up. He sees a wolf biting on his leg
I jump off the roof and grab it as dipper screams
"Thanks Lui"he says after he's don't i glace the wolf down with a smile and it runs away "you're welcome" i chirp out ,he blushes and looks away nervously he Looks up and sees Mabel's sleepover from the window.
Mabel, Grenda, and Candy are jumping up and down, singing loudly
" This is still better. "he says i then realize this is a episode
I sigh and teleport with him to my realm
"What the-"he begins he sees my appearance and a large blush appears on his face "still not used to this huh?"i say teasingly he just nods i drag him into my room "you can sleep here for the night"i say he nods and walks over "can you...stay here?"he asks nervous about sleeping in a room alone "of course!"i say and lay down on the couch
He smiles and we go to sleep
the next day.Candy and Grenda walk out of the room and we enter,dipper is annoyed at having to leave his room thanks to the slumber party and i nervously trail behind him
He lays on his bed as Mabel opens her mouth "Hey, brother! Want any of this leftover pizza? It's got glitter on it!"She says happily "Mabel, last night i had to sleep in Lui's room." Dipper says in irritation the statement is like an arrow to my heart and i walk out and down stairs upset .
I sigh and walk out bumping into Wendy i smile at her and she smiles back
"Hey dude,whatcha thinking about?"she asks "oh nothing big... Just boy problems..."i answer "it's dipper again?ain't it"she says "yep"i answer bumbed out "hey...I'm sure he likes you back"she tries to reassure me "i know he does but he is going after you!i don't think I'll get through to him anytime soon..."i say upset
She pays my back "wanna watch bad romance movies while we eat ice cream and you cry in fluffy blankets?"she asks
I smile at her feeling a bit better "I'd like that"i answer and so we head to her house
Time skip!
"Thanks for having me over wends!"i say with a grin she chuckles and we give a two finger mock salute to each other
I head back to the mystery shack
As i get back i noticeDipper and Mabel mowing the lawn while Stan watches them. Dipper stops for a second to take a break.
"Dipper, you're phoning it in!"Stan shouts Dipper Continues mowing Stan Drinks lemonade "Man, that's refreshing. 10 suck-up points for this lemonade!"Stan says then Pretending to be lemonade " Thank you, Stan!"he says Normal voice"Oh-ho! 10 more for politeness." (Takes a sip)" Oh, and so sweet!"
I tilt my head in frustration and head back inside
I sit on the roof and just sleep out of boredom eventually i get woken up by ...dipper?
"Dip what are you doing here?" I ask confused "i think you're really cute!"he shouts then runs off "wha-?"i let out of my mouth in confusion as a blush spreads on my face
I continue to sleep trying to calm down from the confusing event
I hear dipper Scream and once I get there i see Stan explaining to dipper all about puberty "Stan maybe I should be the one explaining this to dipper?"i say nervously he nods and i sit down
"so I'll take it from the top,dipper when you start to like a girl or a guy or maybe a non binary, you can start to feel strange in your-"i start to explain only to get cut off "stop!!!in Mabel!me and dipper switched body's and Stan cought me trying to get into our room!"she explains
I sweat drop and sigh "I'll just go" i say to confused i never really understood this episode
I head over to the greasy diner and offer lazy Susan to work there for the day, she accepts and i start to work as a waiter
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Once I get back i hear a commotion upstairs i sigh annoyed, It had been a slow day after all
Anyways on my way here i got hurt and now I have a gash on my arm so i head to the bathroom to take care of it
I grab disinfectant and pour some on a cotton ball as i start to work the liquid on my gash and clean the wound after I finish i simply wrap the wound so it can be healed.
I hear Mabel enter the guest room closing the door and not letting dipper in
'Their still switched huh?'
[They are...]
'oh, Liam can you show me my completed missions?'
[Of course!]
[Missions completed:4
Meet the pine twins!
Rewards:5 points and
8 health potions!
Get a romantic interest!
Rewards:Romantic interest
Gain friends!
Rewards:Friends
Fall in love!
Rewards: a nervous feeling like you want to throw up,
And start to think of them in your sleep!
Interact with a supernatural entity!
Rewards:50 points]
'....why?'
[You know you'd fall in love eventually!]
I sigh and realize that they're is a lot of movement in the other room so i enter and see
....
I see Mabel shouting "No!" with makeup on dippers body's face?
I see dipper in Mabel's body start to speak
"Good job ladies. Now let me just add one... * starts walking over, building up electricity * ...final... *raises hand* ...touch..."
Dipper touches Mabel's nose causing the atoms to swap electrons again, switching their bodies back.
'fuck this shit I'm out!'i walk back out utterly confused with everything and head downstairs to see Stan just as confused as i am
"Do you want to go scam people?"i ask he grins at me and we run of to the gift shop
After a bit me and Stan polish Ford's old pair of glasses and watch baby fights.TV"Tonight on Baby Fights! Tensions rise between Maddison and Avery at Baby Fights Headquarters"
.Baby(Subtitles) "I didn't come here to make friends."The yells from the other room distract us so stan turns up the volume on the TV.
After a bit more i head back upstairs only to see 2 officers soos and waddles
Mabels friends ,Mabel and dipper all in a room
Just sit down not touching the carpet
"Well I've got the key!" Dipper shouts and Mabel chases Dipper up to the attic and they fight over the key I sigh and follow them
"Mabel, the room is mine! Give it to me!"dipper shouts angrily as he Tackles Mabel "What's with you? Why do you need that room so bad? I never even wanted to move out!" Mabel asked and shouts in anger
"Me either!"Dipper shouts back Mabel"Wait, what? Say that again?"Mabel asked confused "I—I never wanted to move out."Dipper confesses "Then what was all this?"Mabel asked more confused then before
"Everything was fine until you started bringing your friends around every night. I mean, hanging out with you this summer's been fun. But, now you're always with Candy and Grenda, and when this happens Lui leaves to the roof so i'm... like... just, left behind."Dipper confesses and my expression softened
"Aww, Dipper."Mabel says "It's okay. I've just been having a hard time, you wouldn't understand what I'm going through."Dipper says
"You're probably feeling awkward and sweaty, huh?" Mabel says
"Yeah. How'd you know?" Dipper asked confused "Here. I won't fight you for it."Mabel says as she Tosses Dipper the key "Thanks."Dipper says in gratitude
They head down and i sit down on the floor and just pass out completely forgetting the thing 'dipper' said to me
I wake up on my bed thanks to the sound of knocking on the door
Mabel gets up and answers. "Hey, um. Do you want to have a sleepover?" Dipper asked sheepishly i chuckle and go back to sleep Mabel Smiles
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