~cut to the mystery shack them in the living room~
"It's amazing!grunkle stan said I was being paranoid,but according to this book,gravity falls has this secret darkside"he says with excitement shining in his beaut- in his eyes. While showing her the page.
"Woah, shut.up!"mabel says as she pushes him, gotta be honest did not like that fact "Dip it's not necessarily a dark side,there could be good things too."I say .
"Ya I know,and anyways mabel
get this!,the pages just...stop,like the person who was writing this just... mysteriesly disappeared." he says.
*doorbell rings* "who's that" dipper questions.
"well we'll i guess it's time to spill the beans.*knows over a can of beans*boop. Woh beans.this girls got a date!"she exclaimed
"Let me get this straight:in half a hour Lui and I were gone,you already got a boyfriend."dipper says increadlessly.
"What can I say?I guess I'm just that IRRESISTIBLE!"she practically screams.
"Does he have a clean criminal record?has he ever had a girlfriend before?has he ever cheated if he had? Is he willing to protect you and love you with all his heart? I ain't letting a random guy get with one of my friends!"I say with worry lassed voice even tho I already know how it will turn out.
"Yes,yes,no,yes and you don't have to worry trust me"she responds
"If you say so-" *doorbell rings again twice* "oh coming!"
As she runs to the door,dipper starts reading the journal once more and I just talk to my system or Liam as I call 'im.
Stan walks in and I stop talking with liam and dipper panics "what'cha reading there,slick?" stan questions "oh*throws the book under the cushion and grabs a magazine*Gold chains for old Men magazine?"he says
"That's a good issue"stan says
Mabel comes in with the bunch of knomes aka Norman"hey family!say hello to my new boyfriend!"she says exctatic that she has one now.
" 'Sup?" 'norman' says "hey..."dipper greets him with suspicion "hows it hanging?" stan greets normally.
"We met in the cemetery" 'the fuck when did she have the time to go there and the fact they meet there raises flags-wait I already know the outcome'i think "he's really deep" 'again the fuck!'i think
She squeses his arm"oh,a little muscle there.That's..what a surprise"she says in a trance 'my child that's a fucking stick my poor poor innocent child (╥﹏╥)'
"So,what's your name?"dipper questions as I just silently judge 'norman' I can tell he's sweating from my staring that's directed at his soul a look that says, I know what's going on, in my face
He avoids my eyes as he trys to answer dipper.
"Uh,normal man!"he says sweating "he means Norman"mabel says happily
I can't help but feel guilty knowing how this is going to end...oh well!.
"Are you bleeding Norman?"dipper questions once again 'actually hold on *sniffs the air*yep that's jam'"it's jam" he says I decide id look at him strangely.
"*Gasps*I love jam!Look.at.this!" Mabel says