" Why did you propose that we make Anti-septic ? " Hydrancea asked
" Because I found out something " Lancelot claimed
" What ?"
" There is a flower called Panacea "
" ok ?"
" Dude a flower called panacea "
" ???"
" Bruh , Panacea"
" Oh that Goddess of health or something "
" Yes , finally Its pretty common in The Arielle Empire "
" That's a problem , becomes to accessible Hard to monopolise "
" Its only found in the North of the Arielle Empire in , the Bleu Marquessate "
" Then how is it common ?"
" It grows like weeds there "
" . . ."
"Hydrancea , We can do this !" Lancelot said , he knew very well hydrancea had many Ideas and Plans to put into Motion , yet none were ongoing and It could be his chance to prove to Hydrancea he was not a bastard of lily or whatever the heck that even means .
" Report "
" what am I supposed to report on ?"
" the Marquess of bleu "
" Oh ! he's a corrupt asshole with the monopoly over the Grimoire pages "
" what ?"
" grimoire pages , Its a special paper that is used to for Magical textbooks "
" Are they expensive ?"
" Very Much so That even the Temple Has to suck up to him to Give them discounts "
" The Archpriest does that ?"
" No of course he doesn't , he is literally the only good man in that temple "
" Are you sure about that ?"
" yes , very much so . Anyways since I want to Speed up this operation I Gathered enough Information to Put the Marquess in Jail "
" Lancelot "
" yes ?"
" I love you "
Lancelot was Staring at Hydrancea , His face slowly turning red as a tomato.
" So explain Buddy "
" Well , to be frank man's a human trafficker "
" Wow everything's easy these days "
" And his favorite after time is kidnapping imperial maids "
" . . . "
" Yes , He kidnaps them "
" So like no one in the Imperial family Questioned sudden disappearances of Maids ?" Hydrancea asked
" Nope , He has Dolls in the Palace "
" And no one questioned it ?"
" 20 years ago or so a Detective was found snooping around , when caught she explained that her sister had gone missing after coming to the Imperial Palace and that she had been Trying to find her . But her claims were quickly Nodded of as Lies and was exiled "
" Exiled to where exactly ?"
" To the East of the Empire , In the former Verte Forest which now a desert "
" Oh , so is she alive ? "
" Yes turning 40 this year . Her name is Cecilia Griselda , She was a Forensic Anthropologist Who was once a famed member of the Imperial institution "
" Forensic Anthropologists exists ?"
" Nope , one of a kind Probably like one us Maybe from the 90's ?"
" yes its is possible "
" So when we get the Panacea , then what ?"
" We just Dry it and add it to water It just becomes gooey , Its transparent and smells like Vanilla "
" Any disadvantages ?"
" If the dried powdery version is consumed in large doses then . . . "
" Then ?"
" Que the Panacea Drug Pandemic !"
" Crap , so then we should make sure The dried Version isn't Sold right ?"
" Making it illegal ain't gonna help "
" Making it Illegal with extreme Consequences Gonna help a little bit "
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" Young master , why exactly are we supposed to use these dead bodies " Edward asked
" You said Bodies brought back by Necromancy retain Human characteristics right ?" Lancelot asked
" Yes , young master "
" Does that mean If I were to test medication on them , It would show the same results as on a living human right ?"
" Well it might vary with the soul not being in the body anymore , the body will decompose rapidly , a cold curse can fix that "
" Well then Edward what are you waiting for ?"
" My Power to recharge "
" Well then make it faster " Lancelot demanded
" I cannot Control the Natural flow of mana in my body "
" Well if you are able to be hypercompetent while you take car of my brother then It is possible to control the Flow mana right ? Aamon ?" Lancelot Said again in the snarkiest Voice in the Entire multiverse