"There are these beings called Swan Maidens…."
"Oh, that was one of my previous evolution choices. It was something like a sadistic swan maiden or something… I don't really remember, but it seemed pretty alright… not as good as the others, but just decent."
"Well, they're not meant for solo fights. They're mostly beings who reside, living in only pleasure on their small but very active plane. Most are aware of its location, and you can kind of treat it like a… red light district… but across pretty much the entire plane."
"Are there no rulers, or is it made just to have sex?"
"There is a ruler, but she hardly does anything. People rarely try to usurp her throne as nobody would really want that place… It's a bitch and a half to take care of and even harder to rebuild if you destroy it while trying to take the throne."
"Okay… okay… okay… then, why am I going there?"