I remember being scared there was a tall pale faceless guy sitting right next to my stepmother who in turn had a really big grin on her face "m-mom who is that?" I asked scared and really confused I watched as she winced at the word mom and finally replied "this is your husband his name is offenderman" I just stared at her shocked and confused "um pardon me but I'm not married and I'm certainly not married to this *looks at him* this thing!"
As I looked at the grown woman named rose I winced as she called me a thing "excuse me but I'm not a thing I'm a slender man I'm his brother now come with me or die your choice" I left her with her mouth hanging open and really scared but after I said that I couldn't help but feel sad for her I mean I saw how her mother winced at the word mom hmm maybe this will work after all...
As I went up the stairs my head hanging low and sad I had to face the fact that I probably would never be happy with a woman kidnapper or something as I went to go open my room I saw a flash through my room "h-huh?" I asked shakily as I open the door I saw another lifeless figure in my room but he was making a dress "umm excuse me sir but who are you?" I asked him timidly not sure if he was gonna kill me or not but to my surprise he actually smiled and looked up at me "oh hello I didn't see you there excuse me trespassing but I'm here to make you a dress" he acknowledged that he wasn't gonna hurt me and that he was actually happy but mainly surprised but mostly happy because his brother was finally getting married as I watched him talk I started to smile maybe offenderman isn't so bad after all maybe we have a chance....maybe