Jonathan and Clyde have been living in their mansion for a year. Jonathan is somehow still caught off guard by Clyde twerking in the living room and jamming out to Single Ladies. Clyde does this every single day. Jonathan and Clyde are eating dinner right now. Let's tune in...
"Why are you so gay?" Clyde says to Jonathan. "Wah- Don't even say that. Your the one who always twerks in the living room." Jonathan says. "Well OBVIOUSLY I'm gay, it's not like I hide it like you," Clyde says. "S-Shut up! I'm not g-gay!!!" Jonathan says with the complexion of a tomato. "Okay. I'll stop nagging you. Also, stop acting like an anime girl who just got confessed to. I'm not your 'senpai.' Now, LET'S GO PARTYYY!!!!!!!!" Clyde yells as he grabs Jonathan and flies towards da club.
"PUT ME DOWN!!!"Jonathan yells. "Nope! It's too late for that!!" Clyde says, gleefully. Jonathan and Clyde arrive at the club and are outside. "Aye, Isn't this place awesome?!" Clyde says, looking at the Monster Club. "Yeah, I guess. Anyway, isn't it just like a normal club?" Jonathan says, slightly confused. "Well yeah. It's not like we just walk around in our monster form all day. I mean, look at me, I've been in my humanoid form for basically the entire story up to this point." Clyde says. "True, I guess your right," Jonathan says to Clyde as they both start to head into da club.
"W-Woah," Jonathan says as he sees people who are super wasted. "Hey, Danny!" Clyde says, rushing over to a man with a suit and glasses on. "Clyde! You're here!" Danny says as he fist-bumps Clyde. "Yup, AND I have a guest that I brought here too! Look!" Clyde says, motioning for Jonathan to come over here. "Oh! It's a cute little human, right? I could smell him when I stepped outside." Danny said, turning to Jonathan. "Hi! I'm Daniel, but you can call me Danny. Who might you be?" "I'm Jonathan," Jonathan said as he walks up to Danny and shakes his hand.
"Well, aren't you a tall one," Danny says. "Yeah, I've been told that a lot," Jonathan says, blushing a bit. "Wow, Clyde you liar!" Danny says, leaning into Jonathan's face, inspecting him. "You said that he would even be able to top me," Danny says. "Well, I mean he can probably top me so I just thought he'd be able to top you too..." Clyde says, slumping over. "W-What?! Please don't involve me in your fantasies, Clyde," Jonathan says, turning to Clyde.
"Well, I mean, sure, he can top you, but I can too. Anyway, welcome to Monster Madness, one of the few monster clubs around. You'll have lots of girls flocking to you with those looks of yours, so go get 'em!" Danny says, escorting Jonathan and Clyde into Monster Madness. "Wow..." Jonathan says, looking around at the beautiful ladies and the handsome men mingling while music is blasted around the room, lit up by magic. "Yep, this is it. It's like a home to many monsters, including myself. You can come here anytime you want because you're Clyde's bf. You still have to pay for the drinks though," Danny said. "Thanks," Jonathan said. "Well, I guess it's time to dance in... Monster Madness!" Danny said, starting to walk into the crowd, but the music stopped and it was silent. The silence was broken by someone screaming, "AWW SH*T I DROPPED MY OXEGENPODS!!!"
After that, everyone started to laugh and Jonathan had a hard time stifling his laugh. "Ha! That must be Camar, the guy, can't even keep his Oxegenpods!" Danny said in between little laughs. "Wow, you're a lot more childish then you let on, it's kind of cute!" Jonathan said, laughing a bit. After that, he saw Danny's face lighting up red, and he saw Clyde turn around, mouth agape. "OH SH-" Jonathan said, cut off by dodging Clyde, who was trying to tackle him while screaming "OH MY GOD YOU GAY TSUNDERE COME HERE." Jonathan was still processing things when Danny said "T-Thank you, I guess. Well, maybe Clyde was right about you." while laughing awkwardly. "ANYWAY LET'S GO PARTY!" Jonathan said while dragging Danny by the hand and Clyde by the neck to the dance floor.
They were dancing and having a few drinks and there was a dance battle happening. "Oh no, we have to get out of here," Danny said, motioning to the door. "Noooo! We still gotta get white girl wasted!" Clyde said, clearly wasted already. "Well, we have to g-" Danny said, cut off by Jonathan being thrown in the middle of the dance battle circle, people screaming "DANCE BOII" in the crowd. "Oh no, we're too late!" Danny said, going to the innermost part of the people. He saw the dreaded, the SoundCloud rapper dragonwinner6969 was standing across from Jonathan. Good Night Japan by Japan's Revenge started playing and everyone was bopping to the beat. "AYYEEE!!!! LETS GET THIS STARTED!!!" Dragonwinner6969 said, jumping and hiping up the crowd.
He and Jonathan were face to face, almost touching. They were both bopping but the thing is, Jonathan had the footwork. He was doing all the movements but he was adding his unique twist in. Jonathan was beating dragonwinner6969! At the end of the song, Jonathan was victorious, he said "GG. That was fun, thanks for letting me into the circle." while sticking his hand out and smiling. Dragonwinner6969 however, wasn't at all happy, he was frowning and scowling at Jonathan. He slapped Jonathan's hand and tackled him. Jonathan shoved him off and Danny was about to run and help, but Clyde stopped him. "Don't worry, he'll be fine, trust me!" Clyde said, grabbing Danny and pulling him away. "He's a human. He'll die." Danny said. "Not this one," Clyde said, looking at the fight. Dragonwinner already transformed, and his transformation was... monstrous. He was so tall that he touch the ceiling if he stood on his hind feet, and he was a wolf and growling at Jonathan.
Everyone else has already evacuated, so it was just Jonathan and Dragonwinner6969. Jonathan remembered that when he was living with Clyde, Clyde always referred to him as "used to be human." He imagined himself as the first thing that popped into his head, a giant, three-headed monster with giant wings and tough skin. It worked. He was a grey dragon with three heads, a giant body, two tails, four legs, and a ginormous set of wings, his dragon form. He walked up to the wolf, and he snorted smoke at it. The wolf turned back into Dragonwinner6969 and he ran outside, crying. Jonathan pictured himself again, and he was himself. He walked out and was greeted by Danny and Clyde, both sobbing uncontrollably. He told them what happened, and he showed them, and he had everything explained to him about the world at the hideout, with Danny and Clyde.
To be honest, I would tell you now but I'm too lazy and I gotta prepare for Thanksgiving, so naw fam. And on that note, SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON DRAGON ORB Z!!!
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