So after many years trying to stay inside as much as possible...
I finally went out side, and...
Didn't touch grass, but instead I sunbathed.
While sunbathing you don't notice when you get a sunburn, especially if you are whiter than snow.
Now, my front is burnt, while my back is actually quite fine. Shoulders are a bit red, but mostly my back is ok.
Though the rest of my body is on fire.
Be careful when sunbathing.