Aight, I checked out the statistics of this 'novel'. I must say I understood nothing. The only thing I got out of it is that more people are reading it, but less people are viewing it.
Also the fact that 20% of the readers are male while 80% are unknown. 0% females. I figured.
Though I must say I'm kinda out of ideas right know. So I COMMAND you to give me some ideas. Yes you heard me. I gave you an order. Now chop chop, start writing me some ideas in the comments.
jk... unless?