?? Zi said... Learn the new by reviewing the past, you can be a teacher!
Zi said... It's a pleasure to learn and practice!
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For three full days, Chenyang's mentality was completely blown up. I used to think that the schoolmaster in the class was enough to work hard. He stayed up until midnight and was still studying. But today, seeing the foolish attitude of the ancients, Chenyang was completely convinced. Sure enough, the former teacher was right, learning requires a scientific learning method. Otherwise, even if you are working hard like dancing, you will still be a scum, a waste material, everything is just a small waste of time. , No matter how many nights stayed, it would be useless. Chenyang didn't believe it before, but today Chenyang has a deep understanding. This young talented teacher Zhang Zhaozhang who lived in the parallel time and space in ancient times gave Chenyang a hard life. Have a lesson.
Just these 10 sentences, this guy has been memorizing it for three days, except for going to the toilet and sleeping, I kept memorizing it, I didn't memorize it, I kept forgetting to memorize it and repeat it all the time. With this IQ, I still want to take the test of merit, Xiao Zhang, where did you get your confidence in the title of the gold list!
I thought it would be more weird if I didn't memorize 10 sentences for three days, but there was something even more unexpected. For three days, Xiao Xiucai kept chanting these 10 sentences. Teacher Xiucai didn't memorize it, even Chenyang, who had a normal IQ, was also forced to run away.
Because Zhang Zhao is not speaking Mandarin, but dialect!
Originally, Chenyang had already played according to the rules of the game, so he wanted to memorize this Analects, and after he got a small compliment, he could leave the game. He never touched the broken VR glasses, and never wanted to enter this. Learn from Wanjie Academy that makes people happy.
But I don't even have a textbook. I can only listen to a dialect version of the words. Isn't this kind of six-level dialect listening test purely embarrassing?
If you don't understand it, forget it. I met an idiot talent who read these 10 words in my ears all night and night. Like a repeater that is always full of power, Chenyang almost has no courage to live!
From day to night, from the dawn to the cold moon at dusk, Chenyang has forgotten that he has listened to the 10 sentences of the Analects hundreds of times, and finally survived the daytime hard study time, and lived until the little Xiucai fell asleep at night. The world is finally much quieter.
Now that Chenyang has read it through, the Analects himself can't recite the full text steadily, and this little talent can't test this poor valley at all with this kind of IQ, and if he can't get out of this poor valley, then this young talent won't have access to it. To the official Mandarin, you can only use an authentic dialect to pronounce the Analects for a lifetime, so it can only explain one problem. I can't understand dialects in my life and can't recite the full text of the Analects. Then... I can only die here. ! Thinking of the sad picture of this endless loop, Chenyang's whole person is not good, damn children's games, damn unscrupulous game developers, I hate you! !
Chenyang watched Xiao Xiucai fall asleep peacefully, and from time to time he showed a fascinating smile, as if memorizing a sentence, not to mention that this beautiful dream was very fulfilling.
But you tortured Lao Tzu every day, and at night you have beautiful dreams, but Lao Tzu is dying of your annoyance. Doesn't your conscience hurt? Since you are unkind, don't blame Lao Tzu for being unrighteous. Anyway, you won't be able to get out of this world at this moment. It's your first action, the first choice to hurt each other, don't blame Chenyang for cruelty.
Whatever you sleep, I will wake up!
Although Chenyang has no body, cannot move, let alone touch any objects, he can only follow Xiao Xiucai within three meters of Xiao Xiucai's body like a wandering soul, but he must not forget that he can speak!
So I'm sorry, it's the first thing you have to do during the day. Now you have read a book for a day and want to sleep well to replenish your energy. If you want to rest so simply, you haven't asked if Lao Tzu allowed it?
No other nonsense,
Xiao Xiucai, I will ask you a question today, have you heard that only magic can defeat magic? Isn't it a noise attack? Isn't it a noise that disturbs the neighbors? This despicable little trick seems like someone can't. Ride a donkey and read the songbook. You will wait for me, what to sleep, I will make you crazy! ! Chenyang quietly swam to Xiao Xiucai's ears, and said pettingly:
"Little brother, do you want to buy Q coins?"
Xiao Xiucai was sleeping with the dream of titled on the gold list. Suddenly he felt a gust of yin breeze in his ear, and a cold air poured into his neck, and then heard another sound, sometimes nothing but close at hand: a gloomy voice, scared on the spot Hanmao stood up and suddenly woke up.
Xiao Xiucai looked at the house in panic for 4 weeks. Although there was no light on, the cold moon outside was rising to the middle of the sky, and a slight moonlight shone through the window, covering the room with a vague and pale color.
"Brother, what to sleep, come and play together?"
"Can you play Cuju?"
"Can you kick the shuttlecock?"
"Why don't we fly a kite together, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com, hurry up, I am waiting for you at the door!"
At this time, the night breeze suddenly moved the willow trees in the courtyard. The weeping willows floated slightly, and the shadows reflected in the windows were like beckoning. Coupled with this seemingly unsympathetic words, the little Xiucai felt cool. cold.
On the spot, his teeth trembled, but he said cowardly:
"Go away! Go away! I am proud of poetry and literature, and this scholar is all righteous, I am not afraid of you!"
Chen Yang snickered in his heart, as expected, this nerd was afraid of ghosts, and said a few words in his ear, which scared him enough.
However, I haven't reported the 10 words of revenge in the day. Anyway, I can't sleep because of the long night. We have time, my friends, we can still play slowly!
Chenyang was blowing air-conditioning while pretending to be a girl:
"Brother scholar, people don't want to eat you, people... people... just want to be an immortal couple with you, don't go to Beijing to take the exam, just stay and get married, okay?"
Little Xiucai's mentality exploded in an instant. As expected, cheap but not good products. I wanted to rent this small yard on the top of the mountain because I wanted to be quiet and cheap. I never thought it was a murderous house, my god, not yet Let's go to Beijing to take the exam!
Xiao Xiucai said in full righteousness:
"I have been studying hard for 10 years, can I discuss it, let me fulfill my dreams and get married. As the saying goes, I first start a career and then get a family. I don't know if this female ghost sister can believe this whispered vow, as my title on the gold list. At that time, it is the day to come back to this ghost sister!"
After listening to the justice of eachother, Chenyang just wanted to say, buddy, let alone your IQ, not to mention going to Beijing for the exam, I guess I can lose myself!