"What's that whirring noise? It sounds like a vacuum starting up."
".......Everybody, get back."
"Helen?"
"Portals about to…..
*BOOM*
.......Explode.
Piffff."
"Can you fix it?"
"What don't you understand about the word, 'Explode?'"
"How....Ruby?"
"Yeah, I saw it on my end too. 752 just went offline. Door closed down."
"Was that the only one?"
"Stay close. I don't think so."
"You saying their could be more?"
"I'm not saying.....I'm telling. Depending on how many, I don't know.
*BOOM*
Take it, that was another one?"
"Ruby. I'll call you back. I can't run and talk at the same time. Just try to find us a portal. I suggest a WORKING...…Portal."
"Yes, Ma'am."
*Click*
".....So, what do we do now?"
"Try to find a Portal, tie it down.....and fast."
"What event could've caused something as big as this collapse?"
"Worry later, run now.
Hey, Doofus. Where are the rest of your friends?"
"I'm not going tell."
"You tell or they fell."
"They're not going to fall."
*BOOM*
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"
"I guess people can fly."
"They are too far away for me to reach."
"Leave them. They deserve it.
What kind of Knucklehead plays around a Portal?"
"We're waiting for Brian to come back and we'll go. Easy in, easy go. Extraction. He gave us these shapeshifting collars to help blend in to whatever Planet we go to. Brian's so smart. Knew that their is no way the Portal would pop us out at the exact coordinates, but he told us not to worry. We had a ride. The Rainbow taxi. He'll get the girl, come back here, and we'll be out. Nobody was supposed to get hurt. We are smart enough to know not to mess with History. That's why you see us just sitting around and not attacking."
"Well one of you just altered that code."
"Not I said the Frog."
*Whack*
"Ouch."
"I know it's not you. Now call your buddies before anymore…..
*BOOM*
........NOW!!!!!!!!!"
"Rainbow's, what's happening? This whole Planet is gonna blow if this keeps up. Can you stop it?"
*BOOM*
"Do you at least know what the cause is?"
"Take these Shifters to holding. We'll figure out the cause."
"I told you. Boys are only one thing. Trouble, trouble, and more trouble."
"Hey, I'm a boy."
"And me too."
"You're a...you're a man."
"Huh?"
"That's what you call yourself. Gentleman. Not boy, not, kid."
"How's he a Man, and not me? I'm older than him."
"But he's ten times smarter than you'll ever be. At least he doesn't walk around like dogs."
"Speaking of. What do you want us to do with these Collars..….I mean...Necklaces?"
"We'll cross that Bridge when we get there."
"But what if there is no Bridge to cross?
*Phhhhurrraassshhhhhhhhh.....PIASHHHHH…..PIIIASHHHHH.....PUURASSSHHHHHHH*
"Who's ready to skate?"
*Criiiaaaaakkkkk*
"I thought you'd never ask."
"Remember, push off with your dominant foot. Use your weak to lead."
"Just like shooting Basketballs, but with feet."
"Ummm. Exactly."
*Gulp*
"Please don't say you know not how to skate."
"We do. It's just...."
"Then I'll teach you. I gotta practice for my Daddy-daughter dance anyways.
What? Did I say something wrong?"
"No."
"If we may, will you allow us to stay for your dance?"
"Ummmm.
*BOOM*
Let's just make it over this Ice first, and then I'll get back to you."