"Hun, what do you think?"
*Sniaaaaaaaffffffff*
Could use some more spice."
"Hun!!!"
"Ouch.
What? They have done their best to respect our wishes; we should be able to do a little something for them."
"What do Humans even like? Wait, don't tell me. I know."
"You're the best.
*Mmmuaaay*
I'll call the Girls, you call the Kids."
"Psst, Jacklyn. This is our first Morning with others. Who knows what's in their Soup."
"And I didn't even see silverware."
"Just follow my lead. I don't think they would want to poision us on the first day."
"You ever have the feeling that Soup is for us just to fatten us up, and then they will eat us tonight when they turn Wolf?"
"Why would they? We have nothing to steal."
"How about the literal clothes off of our backs? They were talking nicely of them. What do you think, Jack?"
"..........You watch too many Horror movies. He...seems nice."
"Oh shoot. He saw me. Now he's waving."
"I think he's ready."
"Girls, take your last deep breath in and out. It might be the last we take."
"Scarlett, shh."
"READY, GIRLS?"
"READY!!!!!!!"
"Fingers crossed we make it out of this."
"Make it out of what?"
"Elwin!! Elwin!!! Hold the door. Hold the..."
*Close*
*....Slam*
"Shoot."
"Was I supposed to hold the door?"
"Soup, anyone?"
"........It's ok.
We're coming, Misa."
"Now, I know what you all think, but I can assure you this is not Fish Head soup."
*Blooop..........Bloooop*
"You sure?"
"Dig in, Everyone."
"Cheers.
Cheers!!!!!"
*Slluuuuaarrrrpppp…..slluuuaaaarrppp….slluaaarrrppp…..sluuuaaarpp….slluaaarppp*
"Girls?"
"Ummmmm. Thanks?"
"Bottoms up, Ladies."
"Please God, don't let this be poison. Please God don't let this be poison."
*Slluuaaaaarrrrpppp*
"Jacklyn?"
"......Uhuh."
*Sluaaaaarrrpppp*
*Slluaaaaarrrppp*
*Sluaaaaarrrrrrrppppp*
"Burppppppp.
Excuse me. Went down the wrong tube."
*Aha…aha….ahaaaaa….Cuuaaaaghhhh.*
"Here, have some water."
"Thanks, Scar."
"Their is no need for excuses. Here at this table…"
"BURRRRAAAPPPPPPPPP.
*Pat, pat, pat.
Excuse me. Went down the right tube."
"Children!!!!!!!!"
"What? She got to do it."
"She didn't do it on purpose."
"But I was complimenting your food."
"You other Girls like it?"
"Hun, they ate the whole bowl."
"I know, but it's still nice to hear it once in a while."
"Hun.....they ate the whole bowl. You've stuffed them so much they can't talk."
"I can talk. I just...…Might need help learning to walk."
"Since you are there, maybe you want to fancy some Apple pie?
*DING*
Just got done."
"Mom, you never bake fancy. You always say you're so busy. The only things you ever bake are......…..Delicious, delectable, treats."
"Thanks, Son."
"And by the way, Apples aren't fattening."
"There for our Guest. Honey, please explain."
"Erherrrmm.
Kids, we Bears consume meat and fat to gain our girth. Humans...they like their sugar. We both have an addiction."
"Hun."
"Ouch. Hey, I was trying my best."
"Please. Dig in. I know this is not my strongsuit, but I hope you enjoy. It's just food, right?"
"Huuhaaaahuuhaaaahuuuhaaaa…Just….foood? Just....foood?"
"What's happening with Serenity? It looks like she is having a panic attack."
"Serenity, it's ok. Just like any good person, it's all about cultural awareness. Just taste it. I...…I'm sure it's not that bad.
*Dip*
….Here. I cut you a small piece."
"......How is it? If it's bad, you can tell me. I know how to handle truth when I need it."
*Aaahhcrruaammmm…..nuuaammmm…nuuuammmmm…..nuaaammm….nuuuammm*
"It's....
*Crunch*
Oooo…
A little overbaked. Yep. Definitely overbaked. Not even flaky, but I like it. Here's how we fix that mistake, for there is no such thing as a disaster."
"How?"
"Kris, Jake, would you like to do the honors?"
*Phuaaaaamm*
"What's that?"
"Whipped Cream. Best way of telling people you like their desserts without…..I mean….we like your Desserts, but here. Try some.
*Kuuuaaaacccchhhhhhhhhhhhh….stissshhhh*
Sorry, Kids. This is straight yum, yum. Could keep you up all day on energy. Your mom has to approve of it first."
*Lick*
*Suappp….suappp…suappp….suapp*
"So?"
"...........Master was right. You definitely love your sugar. Can I have some more?"
"That's the Spirit!!!!!!!!"
"I don't know what happened, but I magically have the ability to walk again."