"Morning, Ruby. How was your...…"
"Pancakes?"
"Ummm."
*Sizzzzzz…..sizzzz...
*Flip*
*Patissshhssszzzzzzzzzzzzz*
"You got your whole Breakfast here. Well....I mean, some of it. Okay...…all of it. I know you said no using magic to make food, but thanks to a very good friend of mine that I just met briefly for less than two hours, He has helped show me that sneaking in 'Ingredients' to make the cake, vs bringing the whole cake is not disrespectful. You just have to know how to make it.
Easier to carry, not much of a hassle; and a whole lot easier to sneak in. Want one?"
"How do they taste?"
" 'No try before you buy' remember?"
"Then you try one for me."
"Gladly, but I can't promise you it will be a try. It will be more of a 'this Pancake is mine, so you best start eating before I eat them all."
"Oh...Uhhh...…in that case."
*Hand slap*
"Ouch."
"Use a plate. They are over there."
"When did you...….how did you.....how long have you been out?"
"I've just been talking to a very close friend of mine, and we started…."
"I thought you had no communication with the outside, and since all your animals are back home.....you know what? Nevermind. It doesn't matter. This communication of yours is a friend, and nothing more. Not my business."
"But I so, so want her to be your friend. I want her to be everyones friend."
"How can she be everyones friend, but not physically everyones friend; while also still being real to everyones friend?
Cause these Pancakes are...…really...….really.....good, but I could not fathom them being my friend, without you know...….not being my friend. They would be tasteless."
"Ariel, I think you're overthinking this."
"I know I am overthinking this, but I got nothing but time; and frankly...….nothing else better to fill my mind with."
"Then it's time I fill it for you."
"You got brain food too? I do NOT...….want to take my vitamins if you do. This..."
"Blueberry Maple syrup."
"This Blue syrup will suffice for now."
"Try some over your Sausages and toast."
"Where's the Eggs?"
"Ewwww. Those have babies in them."
"What about your Sasuages? I heard they…."
"Don't worry. They are....."
"Plant based?"
"Use my most abundant qualities. Why would I suffer more?"
"So you're telling me every single thing you eat is....yourself? I'm sure Chopped would love to hear that. You could..."
"I would die, Ariel.
….I would die.
I am only meant for myself."
"And one other person."
"Wood is a lot easier to grow back than fruit. I would not have enough for quick delivery."
"You had enough for me."
"That's....
Eat your food before it gets cold."
"Can't I just use my microwave."
"Did you cook the food?"
"I...no."
"Then it is seen as disrespectful, isn't it?"
"Ruby, you can't just force change on people, but I agree....who am I to bend my own rules?"
"I'm just messing with you, Ariel. Dragon brought me here to change, and if I can change Earth in five months, imagine what I can do with your planet in ten. I am going to turn you inside out and show you when you should be respecting, and when you should not be."
"Thanks."
"Microwave is over there, but I will tell you that heated...is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy better then 're' heated."