"I think that went rather well."
"What do you mean? You and I both have very different experiences of the word, 'well'. If it was me, I would have told you to take the loss from Gradnma baby. That way, you gain respect in their eyes. Show you are a promiddable fighter, but also have ways to learn. That way, they know you won't be able to crush them and everytime you acquire something for them, they give you lessons on how to be stronger.
But....."
"I don't lose."
"Not even a little?"
"Life is too short for 'littles', and my second life has shown me that it can be even shorter.
Something you Beings know nothing about. You have no urgency, no need for survival, no nothing. I honestly thought you were all monsters who would rip me apart within seconds, but what's the point of fighting if both parties always live through it?"
"You have clearly shown that one of the Parties can and does die."
"Now I am going to have nightmares for months."
"Months? One of the guys said you are only here for a few."
"It's all in the Dragons' timing, and their timing is always so different than our little minds can comprehend. It might be a few months, it might be a couple. Two months, three months, Five months......….ten months...….I honestly have no idea. Could be forever."
"Don't say that."
"I may never go home.
Don't even know how I got here, so until I can figure out how to help you; I am not leaving until He says I am leaving."
"Come on. Let me get you packed up on some real food back at my place, and then you can properly explain your nightmares."
"Just thought you were all Babies to be honest."
"And now you will go back to earth thinking every single Baby is secretly a possessed Grandma?"
"You forgot one thing."
"Which is?"
".......I just killed that Baby.
And the closest person I know to having one is Natysh. So let's just say...…..her and I don't get along that well. Would be scary if all my negative thoughts took over my dreams and dictated my waking world.
The Baby means everything to her."
"And so does protecting all of you."
"Motherly instincts?"
".......We're here. Don't worry about the furniture. It's...."
"Old?"
"Predated."
"I see.
Would love to take a look at your Junkyard."
"Our Junkyard?"
"All you do is throw away. It starts from the bottom and works its way up; you know that. I would be foolish to say that Recyling is not.....a necessity."
"What do you suggest?"
"Can I just focus on proper disposal, and not through the mouth this time?"
"In order for that to happen the food has to be good enough to pass, and….."
"I trust you."
"There you go. Throwing out that meaningless word again."
"It's not meaningless."
"What ever happened to 'try before you buy?'"
"Do you have a Yogurt or something? Water is too weak and I gotta wash out whatever the Bartender put in me."
"You do know that if you stay here for a long time as planned, you will have to begin to like the food here."
"What if..."
"And no using Magic to make food."
"But I'm hungry."
"Just......try not to do that in front of everybody. It's disrespectful."
"So you do have Manners?"
"Those aren't manners. Just a clear direct path that you'll get a punch in the nose."
"What if I punch back?"
"Here, have some Lasagna; and try not to think about that.
What you should have said was, 'I'm not going to disrespect anyone.'"
"Oh, Honey. That ship has long since sailed when I beat up a Grandma over a Milkshake. Good thing you guys are all primitive, or by tomorrow everyone will learn what I did."
"Maybe you're idea of a clean slate was a good thing."
"...What about a clean plate?"
"Jeppers Creepers.
*Sliiiaaaaaaaauuuuupppp*
Where are you packing all of that food? The whole plate wasn't for you."
"I have animals in me. I gotta eat like Elwin, or they will be summoned out weak."
"Again. You should've just said, 'I liked your food, but am too full for seconds."
"But I am not full."
"You....didn't get the point."