"...Wha...where are we? Last I heard was 'whip up a batch of Mufifns', but…..I don't see any muffins."
"All I see is an empty mixing bowl, and….."
"These Aprons on us."
"Stlyish!!! Not constricting, not….."
"For wiping your nose."
"Serenity. Where are we? Why are we in the Kitchen?"
"Because you need to learn."
"Ramonnoodle."
"That's not my....*Whoooo*. We are here to show your whole team the importance of a good meal."
"Team?"
"Us?"
"No. A great meal.
Turn on the lights."
*Stiiisssh...….stisssshh...….stissshhh, stisssh….stissssh*
"Hi, Jacklyn."
"Girls."
"Hi….."
"What? He doesn't hand out private lessons you know. Sponsors come during Halftime, but by that time the most influential of people.....the Players.....are all out of the Gym, tucked away in their locker rooms, not giving a care or ear as to who or what is happening while we're gone."
"So, this is like another competition thing?"
"No. This is more like a survival thing."
"Yes.....sir."
"No. It's chef. Yes...Chef."
"Yes, Chef."
"Serenity has been teling me about this bridge you are wanting to build."
"How does she….."
"Elwin!!!!!!!"
"Wasn't me. She has ears too."
"And I don't even know how I can call you a magical Kingdom. And you...…..a magical team."
"But we don't know magic. So, why are we here?"
"You don't need magic to order food. When you want some, you're tired, you're beat, you're hungry, and you're hangry. At that point."
"Faries."
"Just ask for food."
"We have a chef that makes our food. And he's magical."
"You all have a Chef!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But you're not all chefs. What happens when you find yourself out....of the city? Fighting something you can't see, and draining what you not ought to?
You can't create what you don't know how to make. That's why I am teaching all of you, right here…..right now. I'll turn you sorry Scrawns into Brawns. We clear?"
"YES, CHEF!!!!!!!!!!"
"So, we're making a burger?"
"We're not making a burger. Nor are you going to make your chefs and your servants make you a burger."
"But my restaurant is my life."
"Yeah, her restaurant is her life. It'll be lazy if I just have them sit there."
"It takes energy to make energy. Just charge more. People are paying for your time.....as well as your skills. If you can make it faster and better, then that means your skills have outworked your time."
"Yes, Chef."
"Now, to make the perfect..…"
"But what if people abuse us?"
"Fairies, you are not Genies. You are Genzy, Dasher, Twiggy, Prankster, Olive, Beatle, and more that I could name but would take all day."
"You know our names? No one knows our names."
"You are people aren't you? Just say no. If you see your Master is surrounded by restaurants...just don't obey."
"We can do that?"
"But…."
"No one has ever thought of us as humans."
"Nor treated us as right."
"Why are you treating us with such?"
"You have an apron on, don't you, and are you not in my Kitchen to learn?"
"Tailor made."
"That makes you a chef, and no one can say otherwise. Same goes for outside."
"Am I a chef?"
"Put that Knife down before you poke someone's eyes out. No, there is no need to search for a premade package of Muffins you just break and put on a tray."
"Oh."
"Now, if there are no more questions, then let's get mixing."
'YES.......CHEF!!!!!!!!!!