"Don't worry about the Jet.
*Oaauufcckkk…..Ouacfffkkkk*
My Lawyers will help me clear this whole mess up and keep it out of the public eye. Just mark it off as a 'Test Fail.'"
"You can do that?"
"....Money talks, Ruby. Money talks."
"I thought trees were the ones that talked, not money. Hmmmm. Guess I am going to have to try that out."
"How far away are we?"
"I'll call someone to pick us up."
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"Okay....okay, but I can't have you walk into the City dressed like that. The Woods alone could eat you alive."
"Have you already forgotten who we were?"
"Phurrrraaaattt."
"Grrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Nice Grizlies. Nice Grizlies. Nice….."
*Swiiassssh*
"HUh?"
"Eric, I think you just violated a rule. You fed an endangered wildlife."
"I...…..what?
Hey...those are my Chips!!!!!!!!"
"And there goes my chocolate bar."
"Girls, it could be worse."
"Just let me grab you all a drink before we hit the road."
"You don't really expect me to ride on the back of one of those things, do you?"
"Just like riding in a circus.
I'm sure you have been to at least one of those in your day, Eric?"
"Ummmmm."
"That's what I thought.
Just pull and lift yourself up. Don't worry. As long as you keep giving him snacks, he'll bond with you and take you wherever you want to go."
"Well, there is one place I don't want to go."
"Home?"
"....To Court.
Have a nice day, Ladies; and thanks again."
"For trashing your plane?"
"You can replace a belonging. You can't replace a life."
"Have a good one, Eric."
"You too!!!!!!!"
"......Ummmmmm. Girls, about what I said back there."
"It's ok. We understand."
"If I knew that you were going to be this cumbersome then I would have...…"
"Tried to take measures to hide us? You can't hide from a Dragon, Jacklyn."
"But those two seemed a lot more fearsome than the friendlier ones at the party. Wonder why? Not like we are leaving forever. We'll be back."
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh."
"Exactly."
"They just missed us, that's all."
"So, bet you never rode into town on a Bear before? Can't quit just sit back with your headphones on like the plane."
"I know.....I kinda like it."
"You do?"
*Snifff….snifff*
"Could do without the smell though."
"Hey...…These bears have feelings too."
"And also a soft spot. A little scratch behind the ear works on any animal.
Oooooo…..that's a good boy. That's a good boy.
Here, have a treat."
*Awwwouummmmm*
"Jacklyn, aren't you forgetting something?"
"What?"
" 'It's against the rules to feed endangered Wildlife', you know.'"
"I'm sure Eric is breaking them more than I am."
".....Hiiyaaaa........Hiyaaaaa, Hiyaaa, Hiyaaaa…
Come on you stupid animal. Move those hips."
".....Muuraaaauuughhhhh."
"Wuuaaaaghhh."
*Oof*
"You think it's funny, don't you. Funny that I fell in mud. Well...
*Sloooaaaaccpp*
*Phueeem*
"Not so funny now when you get it thrown back at you, is it? Guess Karma got you.....*snifff…..snifff*
Please tell me this is mud.
....GIRLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"