"Good morning, Class."
"Good morning!!!!"
"You may have seen that today's class is a lot bigger than yesterday. The reason being is"
"Why is that?"
"....The reason being is because these other Schools want to welcome you to the world of Magic, and what better way than hanging out with you in person to show that there is no division between you all. Both on the court…..and off.
So, I'll give you all a few minutes to meet, greet, and say your peace, while I get these stacks of papers ready for today."
"Stacks?"
"Of Paper?"
"For us?"
"Just a checklist of what you can't put in your dorm rooms. This way, you can all go home and start designing just."
"Thanks."
"....One for you, and one for you....and here you go…..and here you...
.hey…headphones down.
Here you go."
"Thanks."
"I best not see any death on your walls or any disturbing scenarios? You do realize that your parents' rooms are going to be just maybe a level down. Use them for more than storage, but not as an escape. I want to see all your pretty faces everyday."
"Yes, sir."
"Good."
"Pst, is it normal to have School hang out days? I know it is, but usually aren't those with Penpals and such?"
"And aren't they mostly near the end of Semesters?"
"Jake, shh. Maybe they're switching things up."
"Maybe?"
".....Hi, my name is Steve."
"Jake."
"Christie."
"How's it going here?"
"Classes aren't too bad, but they are all concise. Each class builds off the others."
"I'm sure they do."
"No. I mean they really build off each other. No just random sporadic play. Unless..."
"You go downstairs."
"In the Gym?"
"No? Lower than that. HighSchoolers have their own Swimming Area."
"You mean Swimming Pool?"
"I mean…..'Swimming Area.' "
"Full Pools, Jacuzzis, Hot tubs, waves, Saunas, and even a talking ant."
"A Talking what?"
*Clip…clop….clip….clop….*
"This way, Kid."
"Did I just see a walking bathroom sign...…..talk?"
"Oh yeah.
Elementary students must be getting wild again. Can't hold their bladder, so Sign has to escort them where to go."
"Does everything in this School come to life?"
"If I were to tell you nine out of ten, then I would say ten out of eleven."
"That's impossible."
"You're living...in the impossible."
"And by lunchtime, we have our own cook."
"He's a bit cranky though."
"Is he magic?"
"Of course. What else."
"We have to make our own food. Too much food to buy for all us Kids back home, so they taught us how to craft.
Been so long since I have eaten real edible stuff."
"I'm sorry to hear. If it makes you feel anybetter, we've been eating synthetic lab raised food because we had a mid Crisis here with the animals not to long ago."
"What happened?"
"Didn't you hear? They found out that the animals were…."
*Tap…tap*
"Class, can I have you all settle down now. We're going to start."
"I'll tell you after?"
"But I'm a man of curiosity. Please!!!!!!!"
".......Let's just say animals weren't the only cannibals."
"....Get outta town."
"Welcome to One Pearl."