"Mrs. Hearchild, this Training Course is nice and alll."
"Nice?"
"But even though every person needs to stay fit and strong, what about those of us who might have powers that use Mediums and not physical strength?"
"I'll take that not as an insult.
If you want to learn through Mediums, then...….."
"I'm your guy!!!!!"
"Aaaagghhh."
"What, you have never seen a talking Fruit before? Look at Apple."
"Hey."
"He's not a fruit."
"Kids, I know you have seen lots of strange things today, but…."
"Why does Jalapeno keep calling us kids?"
"He calles everyone Kids."
"How old is he?"
"Shhh…..he might hear you."
"What's the harm in looking at more?
Trumpet please."
"Here you go."
"What's that for?"
"Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…..ledoaledoaledoadeeee."
"Huhhh?"
*Poof*
..*Poof.....poof...….poof...…poof*
"Welcome.......to my room."
"How'd we…"
"Weren't we just….."
"Yes, you were just downstairs all the way.....but I brought you up."
"Can we do that again? I'll go back down and…..
Hey...Mom, let go of my collar."
"There will be enough time for you to ruff house later.
Who is your Principle?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
"And where's your security cameras? Who would have stopped my boy from running away just now?"
"Uhmmmm…"
"Well?"
"You'll meet him tomorrow."
"Why not today?"
"Ruby? What about transparency?"
"Elwin, you tell them that Lolli watches their everymove and then tells us. Their privacy scanners will tick off faster than a raindrop."
"Fine, but we will still have to have a fake principal act the part, you know."
"Perhaps I...….can be of assistance."
".......Mayor!!!!!!!!!!!!
What are you...what….."
"I can't put my finger on it, but ever since I have stepped into Office, these people have behaved ten times more cheerfully, even when I have to go to family emergencies. Almost as if....."
"Mayor, you are not being replaced; I can assure you that."
"I know, but…..*eehhheeehheeehhhherrrmmm*
I heard you were looking for a standin Principle?
Now, Elwin; I know nothing about fake, and this is not a fake position I will take lightly. The upbringing of these Kids is the most serious thing in life, and as used to be Mayor; I know many of these Parents, and what they were like growing up. Just wish I was there for them during those times."
"Well...…Ruby, I think we got our principal."
"What are you three talking about over there? If you're talking of times we can meet the Principal, then we will be happy to….."
"You shall wait...….no longer, for I am.
It is I...…Senior Rogue."
"Ruby, did you check his last name?"
"How should I have known? I don't just walk up to people and ask personal questions like my parents did."
"And I...….am your Principal.
Growing up, I was but a humble man. Very little to squander on, but filled with so so so much potential. One day, I reached my hands to the sky and said….."
"Oh no. I forgot he gives speeches and loves to talk just as much as Jacklyn."
"None of you thought this through, did you?"
"He volunteered!!!!!!!!!!! We can't just say no. That would be rude."
"Would it?"
" 'Rogue Jonhson...…..just look at yourself. You're filthy.....you're full of rags....and you smell like old feet.
But it's what's on the inside that counts. Please...let me take a bath."
"Who's he talking to?"
"I don't know."
"And He said....I will give you a bath, and then I will turn you into a hose for you to spray others."
"Can you turn into a hose? Can you, can you, can you?"
"I...…"
*Zap*
"Hey, cut it out."
"Oops. My finger slipped."
"Haahaaaahaaaahhaaaa."
"Kids, quiet."
"I am so, so, so sorry Mr. Rogue. I don't know who turned you into a hose but…"
"I mean. I'll happily take the blame."
"Stephanie!!!!"
"What? First day prank, last day prank. At my old Schools, I always felt that was my motto. Principals definitely had a better reaction than most teachers anyways."
"Stephanie, you…."
"No. No. It's alright. I just…..
*Pffff*
"What was that?"
*Pfff...pfff...pfff.*
"I think I sprung a leak.Stephanie, you turn me back this minute before I pee everywhere."
"Heeheeeehee."
"Chill out won't you. At least your head is still on."
"Stephanie!!!"
*Zap*
"I...I...I can feel myself again."
"Sorry, Mr. Rogue. If you want to leave, then we won't…."
"You kidding?
Ruby, welcome to School!!!!!!!
I knew one day somebody would get tired of my long speeches.
Good one, Stephanie."
*Slap….
Slap.
Slap*
"Yes."
"......Takes the old tape a bucket over a Principal's door to a whole new meeting."
"I..."
"Welcome to School, Ruby. You wanted it, and now you got it."