"We have over Fifty classrooms, all divided. Four hundred thousand individual dorm rooms divided between guys and….."
"Ummm."
"Oh.
Sorry. We have two thousand dorm rooms divided, and more than enough activities that I should never ever ever hear the wods 'I am bored.'
We clear?"
*Gulp*
"Ye..ye....yes, Ma'am."
"How does Rosa know all of this? I've never seen her here. Have you?"
"Nope."
"Nope."
"Nope."
"Maybe she came here while we weren't looking, and set up all of this?"
"But why?"
".....We have a full Lab, a full Gym, and a full Hospital; right on site.
Appetizers, Oderves, and refreshments are provided along every stop make as well as a..."
"Wooooooooo.
Full-Size...…Candy bar!!!!!!!"
"Look, they even have a Chocolate fountain."
"I call dibs first. Move it."
"Hey, no pushing. I was here first."
"Honey, you know that sweets stunt your growth and kill your beauty; remember.
Let the boys ahead of you now."
"Oh, shut up, Mom. I know that after we are gone, you will be hogging this bar just like us."
"I will have to remind all of you though."
"Slurrrrrpp."
"Too have fun!!!!! Be a Kid. Be active. Be curious."
"Yeaaaaaah."
"And Parents."
"Yes?"
"This is a School. We are the Teachers...not you."
"...Care for a Strawberry?"
"Ummm."
"I saw your stick was broken because of how much weight you put on. Boys.
It doesn't matter how much candy you can eat at one time. Their is no one here you need to impress, but...here."
"Thanks. I.....where's the candy?"
"Strawberries and vegetables, locally grown.
Hi, my name is Christie."
"Jake, but I must say something."
"What?"
"I see your mom is watching and couldn't help but overhear.
So, if you want to really impress her, why not take two steps outside? Putting Chocolate on a piece of Celery is nothing. Come on, I'll show you."
"But what if…"
"We can work it off in the gym. Has your mother never heard of Dropfarra?"
"Drop what?"
"The Land of candy. This bar may look stocked, but I can tell you right now, it's not even a trickle in Dropfarra."
"Are they.....all fat?"
"Look at Rainbow and see for yourself."
"This way Folks. Keep up."
"She's...….she…."
"Is taken."
"Hello, Stephanie. I knew they were letting in everybody that belonged to a family, but didn't know you had one."
"Ouch."
"You take that back or else I'll….."
"Calm now, Stephanie. He didn't know.
…Hi, my name is…"
"I know who you are. Jack…lyn!!!!
And yes…I was being as serious as I ever could be. Your parents left you for your selfish ways."
"They didn't leave me."
"Then where are they?"
"Urrrrggggg. It's complicated."
"I bet I can make it uncomplicated."
"Guys, guys….stop. We're not going to fight on the first day of School. Got it?
Now, let's ust rejoin the others, and put this to bed. Can I trust you all to do that?"
".........Fine."
"Now, Jacklyn is not taken, but if you want me to take you; then I most certainly will be happy to."
"I thought you don't fight."
"I don't need to fight to throw you underneath my feet."
"Yes, Jacklyn."
"Yes, Jacklyn."
"Now move along, before you make a scene."
"How'd you do that? I would have been too shy to break up anything."
"Darius, rule number one. It's not about how you feel on the inside, but how you look on the outside. I know….it's reversed; but if people see your confidence and ability to not back down, then they will show you the respect you deserve. Fight your inner Consciousness."