*Earrrrrrriiiiicccch*
"Well, it isn't much; but it's a bed."
"...'For just four easy payments of $9.99, you could get this brand new never before seen Aerogarden. Yes, your personal Nature, brought indoors to the beauty of your….…."
*Watiissssh*
"Hoo….*zrooo*..oooooooo…*zrooo*....…ome...…*Zroooomm*…..ome."
"Sounds like she is settling in just fine."
"I'll go talk to her in the morning."
*Eeeeka….eeekaa….eeeek.*
"What did I even pack again?"
"....Hey you. If you ever come on my block again, I'll have the boss fillet you like a fish. You hear?"
"Sorry. I...I just took a wrong turn. I swear."
"Give me your wallet, and I promise not to tell...…..this time."
"My wallet?"
"Yes. Your dough. Your cash . Your hard earned…..…."
*Vroom*
"Green?"
"Get lost little girl, before I make you lost. This is my street, so beat it."
"Ohhhh…..those are fighting words."
"Yeah? What are you gonna do about it?
*Thwiiiing..*
*Phuueeeemmmm.*
"I think you drank more than your limit sir, cause it seems you are having trouble."
*Thwoom*
*Vroom...….Pish*
"Hey, where'd you...."
*Creaaaaaakkkk*
"Ow….Owwww….Owww…Oww…..Owww.
Let go of my finger. Please. Just let go.
I'll do anything you…"
*Creaaaaaaaaaaaakkk*
"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Owwwwww!!!!"
*Creaaaaaaaak*
"Give the man back his wallet."
"Okay. Okay. Oka…..Owww…oww…Oww. I said ok.
Please.
"NOW!!"
"Okay.
Here you go, young man. Take it and...…OWWW….OWWW…OWWW.
...…..Have a blessed night."
"You have no idea who you're dealing with, Honey.
No idea."
"Yeah. Yeah. I've heard that phrase countless times before.
Get lost before I make you lost.
AND HEY...….PUT SOME ICE ON THAT HAND.
.....OH.....…..YOU FORGOT YOUR FINGER, MISTER!!!!!!!
DO YOU WANT ME TO KEEP IT?"
"Thank you, but you really shouldn't have gotten involved. I knew what I was doing."
"Yeah. Getting yourself killed."
"You mean you are.
Who are you anyways, to challenge Theo's gang like that?
You know that was one of his menchmen, and word will get back to them. Only a matter of time."
"They're not a Gang. Just bullies without a lead.
Now. I suggest you get scarce before they return... and be mindful of your step."
"But you still didn't answer my question. 'Who are you?'
*Vroom*
....And what are you?"