"I'm so sorry. He hopped on here and didn't say anything as I cut him."
"Didn't say any…..listen here, wise guy."
"Apple, hold it. He said he was sorry. Do you forgive him?"
"Not willingly."
"Apple?"
"Fine. You're forgiven.
But I'm still naked."
"I can fix that. Pull my finger, Apple."
"I aint pulling your finger."
"Trust me."
"If you say so.
*Huuuuueeerr...Huuuuuerrrrr...Hueeeeee…..*
*Sprout, sprout, sprout, sprout, sprout.*
What the? But you're a plant, not a tree?"
"Maybe it's part of your upgrades."
"Nope. Nature shares the same characteristics as each other, so...…just pick the Apple."
"I don't feel right undressing another, just to dress myself."
"Suit yourself."
"Wait, what are you..."
*snatch*
"Ruby, you spit him out this instant."
*Accckhmm….acckhhoum...ommm…ommm..ommm…nom…nom....Gulp*
"Ruby?"
"It's ok. Pull this finger, Mrs. Heartchild."
"What's going to happen?"
"Trust me."
"Oooookay.
*Heeeeuuuuuuurrr*
Ginger...…..*snap*
"Uhoh. Did I pull too hard? Are you ok?"
"Hahahaaa. I'm fine. Go on. Go ahead and look at the new and improved Apple. He's ripe. You can pick him."