"I'll tell it over a mop."
"Huh?"
"Well, you don't want Kodkod to turn into a person. Just picture it."
"Why would Kodkod turn into a...what's in the Oven?"
"A spell."
"What kind of spell?"
"A transformation spell."
"What's she going to turn into?"
"I don't know."
"Playing with magic you got from a dead lady's recipe. What could go wrong?"
"Ruby told me to do it."
"And that helps how?"
"Uhmm…..Whatever happens is her fault?"
"Darius, that's not how it works."
"Who knows, maybe we could turn you into a human."
"I'm on board. Please continue."
"That's what I thought."
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
"Is it done? Is it done?"
"Unless you want to turn into a cat, then no. I gotta flip it around and go again. Have patience, Apple. You get nowhere in life without it."