"'2 cups flour, ¼ cup sugar, 1 cup butter, 3 eggs, 1 tspn vanilla extract, ½ cup vegetable oil, and 2 tspn baking powder.'
That doesn't sound too bad.
'Then add your shredded prints, drop of blood, and four mashed, ripe bananas.'
How's it coming, Darius? Looks like we're making banana cake."
"But Bananas strengthen your bones, not break and change them."
"Maybe it's like a balloon. Instead of deflating us, it will fill me up so strong, then 'pop'."
"That doesn't sound good."
"That's why I'm doing it and not you."
"Do you think we should test this out first? Just don't want to lose you."
"Who here can we test this on? I'm the only…..where are you going? Darius, get back here. If you're doing what I think you're doing then….."
"YOU'LL THANK ME LATER!!!!!"
"Darius, she's been through enough already. Don't think for one second that…."
"Hiss!!!! Hiss!!!! Hisss!!!"
"Uuuuaaaaaagh!!! Ruby, help. HELP!!!"
"You put that Litterbox back right now. We're not going to…."
*Tisshhhhhh*
"Stir, stir, stir."
"Darius. If this hurts my kitty then I'm holding you responsible."
"She's already dead. What more could possibly happen to her?"