"Step aside, Mrs. Heartchild. My animal, my problem."
"UU..ahhh. Our animal, our problem. I've seen you fighting, in the closet. Those skills won't always be there."
"Chirp…..chirp…chirp."
"Mom, did you hear that?"
"CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP!!!"
"Is that a bird?"
"No, sounds like an Otter, but where is it coming from?"
"I have no idea…..and neither does the Kanga."
"CHIRP….CHIRP, CHIRP."
"What….the...…."
*Boom…..boom, boom, boom.
Wastish….stish…..stish......shing….slict*
*....Neeeeeeeeeeooooooorr...BOOM*
"Ruby? Did you see that? Looked like a girl."
"Definetly no girl I've ever seen before."
"And definitely no sword I've ever seen before."
"Let's go back to the boys. No talk of this, the girl, or the tip of a candy cane sword we found. Deal?"
".....Deal!!!!"
"One other thing, Ruby. Whatever happens tonight, do your best to keep a contempt smile, even if they remember none of it tomorrow."
"Oh yea. I forgot. This spray may help people attract to me, but in reality, it makes me distant from them.
Let's go."