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-Searching For Host-
-Potential Host Canidates Found-
-Finding Suitable Host-
-Found-
-Initiatiating Transfer-
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"Should I buy a Shinobu maid figurine or a Yoko swimsuit figurine?" Looking at the various prices displayed on my hp laptop I think to myself, maybe I should just continue saving.
After thinking for a bit I move my blanket and put my laptop on the brown rugged floor. Before I pour my soul out I have to make sure my precious laptop stays safe. "I'm already twenty six and I already have my own apartment, albeit a small one. Damn it. God! At this point you owe me at least a billi...wha?"
Before I can even finish cursing god a bright light fills my room. It last for a second yet the damage it does is incredible. The roof is gone and the entire apartment is charred black. I cant feel my body, I think I've gone deaf, and I cant see with my right eye.
-Congratulations You Have Been Choosen To Be An Ambassador Of Culture-
-Please Choose Culture-
(Put Answer Here)
Hearing a bland robotic voice and seeing the large game like screen floating in front of me I start to panic. Am I dead? Did I eat bad food? Have I become a protagonist?
-Please Choose-
Once again the robotic voice tells me to choose. A cold feeling fills my body, instantly calming me down.
Now that my minds clear I now know what I must do. "Make me a generic isekai protagonist!" I scream imagining the sea of big titty nuns and knights that will be my harem.
-Isekai Is Not An Option-
-Detectected Isekai=Culture Sub-Catagory-
-Does Host Mean To Choose Otaku Culture-
(Yes/No)
"What would happen happen if I chose otaku culture?" This may be the best thing ever but I don't want to end up in a rezero situation.
-Host Will Have To Spread Otaku Culture In A Random World. Host Will Be Able To Use Abilities Asosiated With Charactors Of Otaku Works-
-These Works Include-
-Hentai-
-Manga-
-Anime-
-Video Games-
"Does that mean I-"
-Yes You Can Get A Gundamn-
-Hurry Up And Make A Decision Host-
Ignoring the fact that the system already knew what I would say I immediately agree.
-Otaku Culture Has Been Choosen-
-Selecting World-
-Selecting-
-Selecting-
-World Is Set to Alban-
(Alban is a small world matching earths geography perfectly. It falls under the cultivation category)
Wait what? No no no what do you mean cultivation! Screw that! Send me to my generic medival world with monsters and loli dragons!
-Host Body Has Passed-
-Creating New Body-
-Scaning Inhabitants Of Alban-
-Body Created-
-Creating System-
-Analyzing Otaku Culture-
-System Created-
-Creating Base-
-Analyzing Alban Politics
-Comparing With Otaku Culture-
-Base Created-
Suddenly a bright light and loud boom appear again. Within a second everything burns. Everything goes dark as I lose all feeling. Seconds pass, then minutes, then days. When will I see my big titty nun harem.
-Master You Can Open Your Eyes Now-
Loli? Eh, I guess I can work with this. I open my eyes and find myself standing behind the counter of a large anime themed shop. The roof is made of a shiny brown wood and the floor is a light brown, both colors complementing the cream colored walls.
Behind the snack filled counter, on my right is a large book shelf going as high as the roof. On my left is a glass case with a black wood frame filled with various figurines from some of the more well known anime like clannad, one punch man, the monogatari series, the fate franchise, and so on.
Against the left and right walls are clothesracks with various shirts and sweaters as well as plushies. Above them is various large and small posters as well as pins for various series ranging from shonen to shoujo.
"Ah, this really is heaven. So what are my stats and where is my plot armor?"
-Here You Go Master-
-Name(Joshua Smathers)-
-Exp(0%)/Lv(0)-
-Str(Average)-
-Sta(Pathetic)-
-Sp(Pitable)-
-Int(Average)-
-Mp(Non-Existant)-
-Skills(None)-
-Renown(Who Are You?)-
...wha? Where's my max level strength? Aren't stats supposed to be shown in numbers?
-Master The System Has Decided To Follow A Comedic Isekai Standard. You Will Become Op But Certain Requirements Must Be met-
....What requirements.
-Here Is A List Of Current Missions-
-Mission 1(Get To Know The World)/Explore The Starter Town And Talk With The natives-
-Mission 2(New Shop)/Spread The Word Of The Base And Increase The Renown To "Just Another Memory"-
-Mission 3(First Sale)/Sell 1 Of Each Good-
...so normal.
-Master Is Now The Ambassador Of Otaku Culture. A Certain Level Of Knowledge And Renown Is Required-
"Alright. I guess I'll explore for now." I go over the counter, pushing aside the snacks and cash register and go for the front door. "So, cultivation world huh? I wonder what it'll be like?"
The door opens, revealing an empty street. ".....Hey system what the hell is this?" The first thing I do after stepping out is check my shop. Compared to the rest of the buildings in the street all I can say is, what kind of alien building is this?
The outside of the shop has a classy feel with its brown tiled roof and white exterior which calmly displays the two lights on the sides of the front door.
It looks nice but it's completely out of place here since every other building has more of an old fashioned feel with the various lanterns and wooden signs hanging on the sides of their red brick walls.
-Sorry Master But It Has Been Decided That You must Follow the "Weak To Strong Route"-
"....Damn it. Fine just tell me where to go." It's a little annoying that I start with jack all but at least I know in the end I'll end up with a big titty harem with a loli system.
And so with a slight frown I start walking down the concrete road, heading towards what I think is the inner city.
"Hey, System?"
-Yes Master-
"Who exactly am I supposed to talk too? It doesnt look like anybody's out " Except for the white moon, shining stars, and softly glowing lanterns there's nothing really outside. Even so I continue to walk down the road.
-Master I Reccomend You Go To The Shopping District As It Is More Active At night-
"Alright, but quick question. What exactly do I do for money and how do I explain the shop?"
-Your Previous Savings Have Been Converted To the Local Currency So You Currently Have 460T Or Four Hundred And Sixty Teals. As For The Shop. There Is No Reason To Worry As It Is Protected-
"Please tell me the guardian is a loli dragon or at least a cute pet." I'm glad I got a system and I'm even happier it has a loli voice but this is way to normal. Well except for the whole system part.
-I Am The Guardian. If You Want I can Be A Loli-
"Yes!" A cute loli system that protects me! Finally things are starting to feel isekai! I mean. Yes that is a very good thing. "What do I do for this to happen system?"
-Purchase A Body From The System Store For 100 Levels-
....Nevermind I guess.
-Host Turn Right And Your Destination Will be Right In Front Of You-
Hmm? "Ah, Thanks." Walking town the road I turn right at what appears to be a four-way stop. "Damn that's bright!" Suddenly I find myself in the edge of what appears to be a large food market. Various stalls filled with strange fruits and meats fill the area around me.
I try to move to the nearest one but there's too many people. Thankfully after struggling for a bit I manage to move to what looks like the least popular stall.
"Welcome sir. Would like to try some cow tongue stew?" With a wide smile the stall owner begins operation sell sell sell!
Hey system what is he wearing?
-Master, Just Like You He Is Wearing A Simple Hemp Shirt, Hemp Trousers, And A Simple Hemp Coat-
Hmm. Ah I forgot to look at my body! Hey system did I keep my old body or is this a new one? Ah, wait nevermind stupid question.
-Host Appearance Stats-
-Charm(Average)-
-Appearance(Han/Average)-
-Hair Color(Black)-
-Skin Color(Peach)-
-Height(5'10/Average)-
-Overall Rating(Average/Nothing Special)-
.....Well screw you too. Actually no I can make this work! I fit the bill of average and have a system. I'm starting to look like a proper isekai protagonist!
"Umm, sir. Are you okay?" Suddenly the vendor taps my shoulder. "Ah, yeah I'm fine. Sorry for worrying you." The vendor gives me a wierd look but continues to pitch, acting as if nothing happened.
"I'll take some stew. Can you tell me about this place. I just moved shop." I figure that for now I should try to act normal. Once again he gives me an odd look but decides to speak.
"As you may already know this is Minguan City, The capital of the Horan country. There's nothing really special here other than the Fall Flower Sect. Ah, That'll be one teal and fifty dings."
...Hey system is there an inventory I can pull money out of?
-Check Your Pockets Master-
Thanks. Umm, system which one is a single teal and what's a ding?
-Gray Color Is 10 Ding. Copper Color Is 1T. Silver Is 10T. Gold Is 100T. For Referance 1 Teal Is Equivalant To Four American Dollors-
After searching through my pockets for a bit I manage to pull out four copper Teals. They look somewhat like korean coins.
"Here you go sir."
"Thanks. Have a good night."
Grabbing the small head sized plastic container full off stew I go ahead and start heading back to my shop. Honestly I dont think I'll eat the stew, even so it feels like a waste to toss it.
"Hey system did I complete any missions?"
-Talk To A Few More People-
"Alright. I'll do that tommorow. Can you tell me where I'm supposed to sleep?"
-There Is A Small Bedroom And Bathroom On The Second Floor Of The Base-
"Thanks."
While walking back to the base I think about my past life. It honestly wasn't anything special. I had a boring family that I had to pretend to love most of the time. I didn't really have to many friends but that's because I had to focus on college and my career.
I don't really have anything to miss and there's really nothing I want, of course with the exception of a big titty nun harem. Hmm, I think I'll try to have some fun this life.